Chapter 52: The Wild Boar Lying in the Kitchen Drunk

Song Shushu didn't want to be the public enemy of the village yet, and if he provoked those monsters, it wouldn't be a matter of unloading his arms and legs.

After grinding for a long time, my stomach gurgled, this came too timely.

Song Shushu was in the toilet, endured the smell of the dry toilet, and insisted on holding on for half an hour, and when he stood up, his legs were so sore that he almost fell into the pit.

When he entered the house again, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and sure enough, as he thought, Hu Li's sense of guilt was so big that he would have fallen asleep.

Song Shushu quietly made a bunk, and decided to go to the town next time, and bring back the seventy percent new sofa in Mayor Luo's office, so that there is a place to sleep.

When I woke up, it was already dawn!

Hu Li was still shrunk in the quilt, sleeping and snoring non-stop, Song Shushu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and finally, he survived the night again.

Quietly got out of bed and pulled his shoes out of the house.

It's just that as soon as I got out of the house, I realized that something was wrong, the door was open, and in the direction of the kitchen, there was a snoring sound.

Song Shushu was shocked, stretched out his hand to pick up the jade turtle bone, and went to the kitchen!

Kicked the kitchen door open, and he froze!

On the floor of the kitchen, there was a big wild boar that was pitch black and fat, which was two laps bigger than when he first came to the village, and when he fell asleep, his belly was fat and fat!

Song Shushu secretly wondered, could it be that the monsters in the village showed their original form?

But looking at the basin that was eaten cleanly on the ground, I felt that it should not be the appearance of the youkai in the village, but the wild boar that came in from outside the village.

Originally, in the corner of the wall, Song Shushu put a large basin, put a pot of budding rice grains in it, and poured a full bottle of the Great Northern Wilderness.

Wait until the bud rice grains absorb the high concentration of wine, and then take it out to dry, so that the bud rice thief after the treatment, there is also a hidden wine inside, sprinkled in the place where pheasants and hares go in and out, you can definitely get drunk on a large group.

He was still haunted by the last time he chased the pheasant into the thorn tree, and he was embarrassed in front of Hu Li.

In other places where wild animals are going to become extinct, in the boundary of Ganxi Village, it is about to be flooded, in the words of Mayor Luo, not to mention hitting a few pheasants, rabbits, wild boars or something, even if you beat me, you can make Ganxi Village rich, Lao Tzu sticks out his head and lets you fight!

As a result, before he could dry it, he was eaten clean by the big wild boar that broke in, and he simply died drunk here, more than a pound of high liquor, no matter how big the wild boar was, he couldn't stand it, after all, he had no alcohol battlefield experience!

Song Shushu was happy at the time, and yesterday he was thinking about going to the town to cut some fat plate oil or something to rely on meat oil, but today, this big wild boar of four or five hundred pounds and five fingers of fat was sent to the door.

But Song Shushu's headache is that how to kill a pig, the kitchen knife is definitely not good, it can't split the heavy grease armor on its body at all, in case it wakes up, the big mouth will directly gnaw half of itself.

Song Shushu was afraid that the wild boar would wake up and hurt Hu Li again, so he woke up Hu Li, who was sleeping soundly, and when he arrived in the kitchen, when he saw the big wild boar, the little girl's eyes were so happy that they narrowed into a slit.

"Hurry up, tie it up first, and then find Brother Wolf to kill the pig...... Oh, Brother Wolf is gone, and the tiger is making amend!

Hu Li happily went to find a rope and tied all the hooves of the big wild boar tightly, and the big wild boar just rubbed his body the whole time, with a strong smell of wine, and slept deeply.

Hu Li hurriedly ran to find someone, and after a while, Tiger Xiaolin and Lao Hou came.

Tiger Roaring Lin yawned, and Lao Hou's lips turned a little blue.

As soon as the front foot arrived, the back foot Aunt Bear came, and the white and fat Aunt Bear was clearly a radiant appearance, and it seemed that she was not lightly moisturized!

When Lao Hou saw her, he snorted coldly, turned around and left, Aunt Xiong's plump face like a steamed bun was full of loss.

Song Shushu secretly snorted, you scumbag who lifted his pants and didn't recognize people!

Hu Xiaolin yawned and said, "You first carry this wild boar out and put it on the case, then boil some boiling water, and I will go to the old wolf's house to get a pig-killing knife!"

Song Shushu is embarrassed this time, the big wild boar of four or five hundred catties is still alive, how can this be lifted?

Then I saw Aunt Xiong rushing over with an arrow step, dragging the rope that tied the pig's trotters, and with a hey, she picked up the big wild boar, and then asked, "Little Song Village Chief, where to put it?"

Monsters are monsters, and they all have so much strength.

Secretary Song Shu has to be in the warehouse of the village committee, and there is a big case, which can be used to release wild boars.

I started killing pigs every year, and I always felt that something was not right, it was too extravagant!

In the distance, Tiger Roaring Lin walked over with the pig-killing knife left by Lang Jingkong, which was more than a foot long, and before he could reach it, the big wild boar sobered up, let out a loud scream, and struggled desperately.

"Hurry up, hold it!" Song Shushu shouted, and pounced bravely, trying to hold down the hind legs of the big wild boar.

As a result, the big wild boar struggled, shook his hind legs, and kicked him out directly, and what was even worse was that he hadn't wrapped the jade turtle bone around his neck, and this kick was so good that he couldn't get up in one breath, and he almost passed out.

The big wild boar naturally would not be honest, he was tied to the case to be slaughtered, and in the struggle, the big mouth bit indiscriminately, and directly bit off the rope tied to the leg.

Looking at the huge boar, a fish jumped down from the case, picked up a pair of sharp fangs and ran to himself, there was only one thought left in his mind, his brain was pumped, and he didn't even tie this guy's mouth, this thing properly belongs to the ranks of fierce beasts!

When did he become like a tiger roaring in the forest, and the only thing left in his mind was eating, and now he can get into trouble.