Chapter 326: The Secret in the Jade Jane
The two cats and mice brothers have long known Lao Tie's character, and it is common to see Mu Sheng being counted down by Lao Tie.
You can't let Lao Tie count Mu Sheng for too long, otherwise this table of banquets will be discordant, and the purple squirrel hurried over to put out the fire: "Senior Lao Tie, President Mu is very conscientious and capable, and no one in our plenary meeting does not admire." But you just said that you want some women, don't you know what standards you have?"
After Lao Tie heard the words of the purple rat, he immediately smiled heaped, and his whole face was like a blooming chrysanthemum, and his face was full of wrinkles.
Lao Tie cracked his big mouth and said with a big smile: "There are two standards, the first must be able to have children, and the second is willing to have more children, hahaha"
When Lao Tie said this, Mu Sheng was extremely helpless, and thought with tears in his heart, maybe his life would continue in Lao Tie's madness in the future.
The purple squirrel smiled and said, "The senior sword is not old, how many do you want?" I will personally pay out of my pocket to solve it for you." ”
After speaking, the purple squirrel raised a glass of wine and looked at Lao Tie with the eyes of a man who understands.
"No" Lao Tie explained: "It's not me, I'm looking for a daughter-in-law for my apprentice, the more the better, hehahahaha." ”
The purple rat said in surprise: "It's not you!" The purple rat turned his head to look at Mu Sheng, looked at Lao Tie, and asked, "Senior, besides Brother Mu, do you have any other apprentices?"
Lao Tie shook his head and said proudly: "Lao Tie, I have been very strict in choosing apprentices in my life, and there is only one apprentice like Mu Sheng, and there are no other apprentices. ”
The purple squirrel asked again: "Did the seniors say that you are looking for a daughter-in-law for Brother Musheng?"
Lao Tie said: "Isn't that nonsense? Of course, I don't have any other apprentices. ”
The purple rat lowered his voice, approached Lao Tie and said, "Senior, I won't tell you, I have long seen that Brother Mu Sheng is not pleasing to the eye. You talk about a big man who doesn't look for a daughter-in-law, what kind of system it becomes. Find, must find. When our two brothers are busy for a while, we must find a few more female cultivators for Brother Musheng. Oh no, tomorrow, I'm going to find a candidate for the Musheng brothers tomorrow. Seniors don't worry, you say, what type of beauty do you want? Charming type, pure type or what type, as long as you say it, the younger generation will immediately look for it, hehe. ”
When Lao Tie heard the words of the purple mouse, he immediately smiled and said happily: "Okay, good! This kid Musheng is really blessed to have friends like your two brothers, we are not picky, we want as many as we want, any type of thing, the more the merrier." ”
Mu Sheng couldn't sit still when he heard this, the two cat and mouse brothers didn't say that just now, he was on his side.
After two glasses of wine, how can he stand on the same front as Lao Tie.
In order to expand his battle front, Mu Sheng said to the purple rat: "Brother purple rat, you must help me." ”
Mu Sheng's meaning was naturally not to let the purple rat help him introduce his partner, but to ask him to help persuade Lao Tie and give up urging him to marry.
Lao Tie is in front of him, and if he says it too bluntly, it will definitely arouse Lao Tie's opposition, and when the time comes, he will inevitably be preached by Lao Tie.
As a last resort, Mu Sheng had to use this pun to win over his comrades-in-arms and form a united front.
I don't know if the purple squirrel drank too much, or forgot the promise just now, and said to Mu Sheng with a promise: "Brother, don't worry, the three of us get along very well, and my brother will try his best to help you find a female cultivator with good talent and appearance to be your daughter-in-law." ”
This is not what Mu Sheng wants, the purple squirrel should understand what he means!
After Lao Tie heard the words of the purple squirrel, he laughed heartily and said, "Okay, hahaha, hurry up and look for it, I'm waiting to hold my grandson." ”
The two cat-and-mouse brothers tried their best to cater to Lao Tie at this banquet, and the two of them had "betrayed" their promise to Mu Sheng.
Fortunately, Lao Tie was flattered by the two cat and mouse brothers, dancing happily, full of expectations for the beautiful picture of thousands of apprentices and grandchildren in the future.
After eating and drinking, when Mu Sheng and Lao Tie's master and apprentice were about to leave, the purple squirrel enthusiastically gave Lao Tie a jade slip.
And repeatedly told Lao Tie: "Senior, there is a secret to holding your grandson in this jade slip, and I will watch it when I wake up tomorrow, remember to remember!"
Lao Tie drunkenly asked, "Do you have to watch it tomorrow?"
The purple squirrel smiled mysteriously and said, "This is metaphysics, hahaha is such an evil sect." If you want to hold your grandson quickly, it's best to get up early tomorrow morning and watch. At that time, you were also sober, and it was definitely useful to watch it. ”
Lao Tie asked suspiciously, "Really?"
The purple squirrel said like a ticket: "Absolutely true, if you can't hold your grandson after reading this jade Jane, you come to me, I will introduce the object to Brother Musheng, do you like it?"
"Hahaha......" Lao Tie said happily: "Medium, hahaha"
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After Mu Sheng and Lao Tie returned to the dormitory that night, they fell asleep directly on the bed.
Especially Lao Tie, who was in a good mood, drank a few more glasses, and after returning to the dormitory, the wine was rising, his mind was heavy, and he fell asleep on the bed.
The next morning, Mu Sheng still got up early as usual, intending to sneak away and hide from Lao Tie.
Who knew that just opened the door, Lao Tie was already waiting for Mu Sheng at the door.
"Stinky boy, you want to sneak away again? Come here, I'm looking for you. ”
After Mu Sheng was caught by Lao Tie, he was listless and asked, "What's the matter with the master?"
Lao Tie was mysterious, and said: "What else can I do, your good friend kitten and mouse or something, didn't you give me a secret book for hugging my grandson last night? ”
Mu Sheng had a sad face and said, "Master, there are still a lot of things for me to deal with in the business alliance, take a look, do you wait for me to come back from work and then study hard and watch it carefully?"
When Lao Tie heard Mu Sheng's words, he said angrily: "Go, go, go!" There are still a bunch of things to deal with. Who are you fooling? Besides, even if you have a bunch of things to deal with, you have to show me before leaving. The two chairmen of your business alliance have agreed to find you a daughter-in-law, and your kid must get married as soon as possible with the republic and privately, and then give birth to a big fat doll, and your master and I can also get what we want?"
When Mu Sheng heard Lao Tie's words, his head shrugged lower, and he said, "Master, the purple squirrel said, it's for your old man to see, I won't look at it." ”
Lao Tie said unhappily: "Of course you have to see this kind of secret book for chasing girls?" and then if there is something you don't understand, the teacher is giving you a detailed solution, so you must study hard to ensure that you understand the meaning of every word and even every punctuation mark in the jade slip." ”
"Master, this is too exaggerated, isn't it?"
"Less nonsense, a book that can help you find a girlfriend is a good book, and this kind of good book naturally needs to be watched carefully, come on, come and take a look. ”
Lao Tie opened the jade slip and was immediately dumbfounded after reading the contents inside.