Chapter 9: Bad Things

I went down the mountain for the first time in so many years, and I don't know if it's bad or lucky.

Now that there is a fragment of the Nuwa stone sent by Ling'er's sister, it is just right to measure.

Urging the True Qi to input the fragments, there is!

Chen Mingjie's eyes suddenly widened, and he said happily: "Today, the sun is shining, there will be peach blossom luck!"

As soon as the words fell, I saw a fairy-like woman running briskly towards here.

She is wearing a neon feather coat, elk leather boots, jade and gold hairpins, her skin is like snow, her black hair is like a waterfall, and her trotting posture is like a jade rabbit, which is beautiful and moving. At first glance, you can see that she is the daughter of a large family.

This peerless appearance is comparable to Diao Chan!

"Help, help, Childe, please save me!" The girl looked panicked and threw herself into Chen Mingjie's arms like a deer!

What's going on? Pretty women throw themselves into their arms? I can't be dreaming, am I?

The first time he went on a blind date with a woman's skin, Chen Mingjie's ears turned red as soon as he brushed them.

After being stunned for a while, he came back to his senses and asked, "Girl, what's wrong with you?"

"He, they want to ......"

"Hehe, let me tell you!"

At this time, a group of fierce men chased after him, led by a big waist and a big beard, carrying a rusty knife on his shoulder, and said arrogantly: "Lao Tzu is going to take this girl back to be the wife of the owner of the village today, no one wants to stop me!"

Behind him were more than twenty followers, some with sickles, some with hoes, some with brooms, some with wooden sticks, all wearing coarse linen clothes and straw shoes, which looked like bandits and robbers!

"Big brother, you already have the wife of the owner of the village, bring back the lady and her ......"

A little brother behind the bearded man reminded tremblingly.

"Then be the second lady" The bearded man was a little unhappy, and the second dog dared to pick on him.

"Hmph, Ergou, what are you talking about. “

"Sir, please save me, I will definitely thank you well!" the woman nervously grabbed Chen Mingjie's arm and said.

Seeing so many people surrounding him, although his realm had reached the middle stage of Qi cultivation, he couldn't help but feel furious in his heart.

Let's see how strong the other party is.

Wei Damao

Realm: The middle stage of Qi training

Stamina: 500, Combat Power: 500

Looking at the younger brother behind him, most of the people's strength is in the early stage of Qi training, and their combat power is about 100.

He is now fighting a draw with Wei Damao at most, but there are more than 20 brothers behind him, and there is no way to trap more than 20 people at a time, so there is no chance of winning at all.

"Uh,... Little sister, there are so many of them, how can I save you?" Chen Mingjie's palms began to sweat.

"Aren't there many heroes in the story who save beauty, I see that you look like a hero of the world!"

"Little sister, this is reality, not a story, if you pretend to be compared, you will die a miserable death!" Chen Mingjie showed a painful expression.

"Where is the stinky Taoist priest, if you don't want to die, get out of here, don't delay us marrying the second lady!" the bearded man scolded.

Chen Mingjie had a flash of inspiration and shouted: "Don't come here, otherwise something ominous will happen!"

"Ominous hammer, you think my face is frightened?"

The bearded man took a sip and swaggered over.

Syllable!

At this moment, in the clear sky, a black thing suddenly fell, and a "snap" sounded directly on the fat face of the bearded!

It's hot, sticky, and a little disgusting to look at!

"Gah... Ga... Gah..."

Everyone looked up and saw that a black crow was flying over the sky~~

"Ahh It hurts me... What the hell...," the beard screamed in pain, and hurriedly slapped it with his hand.

It doesn't matter if it's a shot, the face is full of crows' poop......

"Boss, that's poop ......"

"The boss stinks, stay away from him..."

Hearing this, everyone covered their noses and stayed away from the beard.

"Look, I said there would be a bad disaster, you don't believe it!" Chen Mingjie had a natural expression.

Everyone around was already a little confused!

It was normal to have crows in this forest, but how did Chen Mingjie know that crows would poop at this time and position, and also count gravitational acceleration and inertia?

"Do you know how to tell fortunes?" the woman blinked her long eyelashes, her big dark eyes full of curiosity.

Chen Mingjie was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "I know a little bit about it, if the girl is interested, she can help you calculate, no charge." ”

"Stinky Daoist, don't pretend to be a ghost here, it's just a coincidence, and really think of yourself as a master?" the bearded man finally wiped the poop off his face and said angrily.

"You don't believe me?"

Chen Mingjie stared at the face that still had bird feces left, secretly urged his true qi, and said: "Your name is Wei Damao! Since he was a child, his parents died, and he once entered the Huashan Gate as an outer disciple, but he was framed and expelled from the mountain gate.

"What this stinky Taoist priest said is accurate.......

"How is this possible?"

The bearded man's life experience is only known to the brothers in the village, and he says it word for word!

That's too damn accurate, isn't it?

The bearded little brother became more and more confused.

"Hmph, Lao Tzu's name is also well-known within a radius of a hundred miles, and it is not difficult to investigate it a little, which is also called fortune telling?" said the bearded man.

"Oh~, that's good" Chen Mingjie nodded his five fingers and said, "Then let's give you some recent calculations... Forehead... Your wife gave birth at noon today!"

"Damn, can you figure this out?" the bearded man was stunned, and his eyes were about to fall off.

My daughter-in-law is really about to give birth recently, could it really be today?

Everyone around was stunned!

The woman opened her cherry mouth, her black beautiful eyes widened, and her expression was particularly cute when she looked at Chen Mingjie.

"Is that true?" the bearded man panicked.

"Believe it or not!"

At that moment, an old woman, panting, came running from behind.

"Village, Mrs. Village, She... She's going to give birth...."

"Is this true, okay, let's go back quickly......" the bearded man said excitedly.

At this time, the bearded man had no time to pay attention to Chen Mingjie and the young woman, so he turned around and planned to leave.

Chen Mingjie said leisurely: "There is something I should tell you, your wife will have a difficult birth today!"

"You, what did you say?" the bearded man panicked.

Originally, he didn't believe what this little Taoist priest said, but this one thing was prophesied by him and came true!

The bearded man knelt down in front of Chen Mingjie with a thud, and said with tears in his eyes: "Little Taoist, no, master, please save my daughter-in-law, please." ”

The woman next to her was shocked beyond measure, and leaned tightly beside Chen Mingjie.

"Uh... Saving one life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, and it is still two lives," Chen Mingjie said, "But you have to promise me one condition." ”

"Okay, whatever the master says, the little one will do. ”

"Don't fight the idea of a good family woman in the future!" Chen Mingjie patted the girl's shoulder and said.

"Yes, yes, as long as you are willing to help me, you will be my eldest brother in the future, and this girl will be my sister-in-law!" replied the bearded man again and again.

"Don't talk nonsense, what a sister-in-law...."

The woman's pretty face is red, charming and charming.

Everyone looked at it with itchy hearts, but they could only drool in their eyes.

"Wait here. Chen Mingjie explained, then turned his head and walked into the distance.