Chapter 37: The Child Can't Do It (To celebrate the first reward, thanks to the fat bookworm 123)

Toad Jing hurriedly kowtowed to the Yang family to make amends, and said: "Clam Shiqi should be damned, Clam Shiqi scared grandma, I am the grandson of my grandfather, Clam Shiqi." He let out a smile that he thought was beautiful.

Yang looked at the ugly appearance of the toad spirit, and then turned his head to look at Li Ke.

"What's going on?" Yang twisted Li Ke's ears.

"It hurts, it hurts, my mother let go." It is impossible for Li Ke's body to feel pain, he still shows very pain.

"Say it quickly". Yang let go of Li Ke distressedly. One hand pinched his waist and the other pointed to Li Ke's brow.

"Mother, let's go in and say." Li Ke stood up and helped Yang.

"Get on your knees, who got you up". Yang shouted.

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Li Ke knelt on the ground again.

"That's how it is." Li Ke explained.

"This toad spirit was born without a father and mother, and he cultivated into a little monster, and one day there was a swan monster who wanted to arrest him back as a minister of the village.

It just so happened that the child passed by and saw that the swan was robbing the toad essence, and the child was taught by his mother, and his heart was full of justice, how could such a bad thing happen." A short story, the yin and yang frustrations compiled by Li Ke, are vivid and fascinating. The toad essence listened to it with relish.

Li Ke is smug, and his ability to lie is good.

"You kid still dare to lie to me, the swan can take a fancy to the toad." Yang pointed his finger at Li Ke's head.

Li Ke shrugged his shoulders and said, "What do you think about the monster, then who knows, maybe the swan likes this?"

Yang looked at his proud son and the toad essence who listened with relish, and immediately concluded that Li Ke was lying.

"You stinky boy, don't look at who gave birth to you, as soon as you pout your ass, your mother will know what shit you are going to pull." Yang's finger poked Li Ke's eyebrows, funny and angry.

"Niang Niang Shengming". The East China Tiger threw himself on the ground and kowtowed, praising loudly. He said in his heart, you are my mother, you have the final say.

"Grandma Shengming". The toad spirit also kowtows and pats the fart.

"Get up, come in with me, and tell my mother how you have been doing for half a year." Yang pulled Li Ke up and turned his head to the toad spirit and said, "You can come in too, grandma will find you some snacks to eat."

"Thank you, Grandma". The toad spirit kowtowed again, got up and followed Li Ke in.

Li Ke accompanied the Yang family to reminisce, and the court was simply turned upside down.

One-third of the ministers held on to Li Ke's insulting things at the palace gate.

Li Shimin had a headache, he also thought that Li Ke would cause trouble when he came back, but he didn't expect it to come so quickly and so ...... Wonderful.

In an early dynasty, nothing was done, just discussing Li Ke's shit, Li Shimin racked his brains and thought about how to wipe Li Ke's ass.

Li Shimin couldn't help but look at his eldest brother, from the last dynasty to the present, the eldest brother's eldest grandson, Wuji, said nothing with a blue face.

This matter is said to be lawless, disturbing the court, and attacking the court officials.

At the very beginning, it is a child who makes a child, I am your father, you are your grandfather, isn't this all a child's doing?

If the eldest brother opens his mouth, the matter will be easy to do.

When the eldest grandson Wuji saw Li Shimin's expression, he immediately understood what this brother-in-law was thinking, and the eldest grandson Wuji turned his head directly, as if he didn't see it.

He was angry in his heart, and thought in his heart: "Anyway, I am also the first minister of the court, don't I want to lose face?"

Li Shimin was speechless, as for being angry with the child? He was a little resentful of his eldest brother's lack of cooperation.

The eldest grandson is unscrupulous, is that a matter of taking advantage of words? Was he angry when he and Cheng Lao Goblin scolded each other?

But it was a monster, confessing in front of so many people. The key is still the toad essence, the longer it looks like that, the more you want to be like the toad essence, the more angry the eldest grandson Wuji's heart becomes.

"Retreat from the dynasty and bring Li Ke to me for interrogation tomorrow." Li Shimin used the method of procrastination.

In the opposition of the ministers, Li Shimin threw up his sleeves and left.

"Someone". Back in the backyard, Li Shimin shouted.

"The old slave is here, what does the Holy God command?"

"Where is that stinky boy now?" Li Shimin said.

"It should still be where Concubine Yang is."

"Call him to me, if you don't, fork him for me." Li Shimin said angrily. This bastard thing, got into trouble and ran away, so that Lao Tzu suffered here.

"Yes, the old slave will go."

In the harem, Li Ke turned into a tiger in Yang's shocked eyes.

"Oh, my son". Yang exclaimed.

"Mother don't be afraid, this is a child's magical power." Li Ke lay on the ground and held Yang's hand with his head. He flaunts his toys like a little kid.

"My son is so supernatural". Yang stroked Li Ke's head and the fur on his body and said, "It's the same as the real thing."

"Of course, children are very capable." Li Ke is proud.

"Children have clairvoyance, ears to the wind, the size is as good as expected, ever-changing, swallowing water and fire, copper-headed iron arms, infinite strength, stealth and hidden, mountains and forests and tigers roaring, stepping on clouds and chasing the moon." Li Ke changed back into human form in a flash.

"My son is so powerful, there is a tank of water here, let my mother see how you swallow water." Yang Shidao really believed Li Ke's words, and couldn't help but want to see Li Ke's magical powers.

"Uh...... Mother, the child is talking about the supernatural power of the body, and the child does not have this doppelganger." Li Ke scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Can't do it". Yang waited for my face to be gloomy all of a sudden: "You kid doesn't study well, how can you blow the atmosphere."

"How did my mother teach you, if you can't do it, don't brag indiscriminately." Yang pointed to Li Ke's eyebrows.

Li Ke was embarrassed.

"Grandma, I can drink it, look at me". Toad stood up and walked to the water tank.

"Don't be reckless." Yang couldn't help but remind. The toad's belly was smaller than Li Ke's, how could it hold a tank of water, she thought.

"Grandma, you're optimistic." The toad rolled up his sleeves, picked up the water tank, opened the toad's mouth and poured water into his mouth. After a while, the water in the tank was low.

The surrounding palace maids looked surprised, and opened their mouths.

"Good grandson is so powerful, come on, grandma will bring you snacks to eat." Yang watched the toad essence drink a jar of water, his stomach didn't change at all, and he couldn't help but be surprised.

"Mother, I'm much better than this toad." Seeing his mother pulling the toad into the house, Li Ke was jealous and followed behind.

"Go and go, you will know that you are a liar, and you are not as good as my great-grandson." Yang didn't dislike the toad essence either, and took his hand into the house.

The toad spirit raised his head and followed Yang proudly.

"The old slave greets the mother and the highness."

"I don't know what the king is." Yang's heart tightened when he saw the eunuchs beside the emperor.

"The Holy One wants to see His Royal Highness the King of Taihu Lake, and the old slave asks His Highness to come over." The eunuch was familiar with Li Shimin's mind and did not embarrass the Yang family.

"Mother, the child will come to see you tomorrow." Seeing that the hour was almost noon, Li Ke said.

"Ke'er has something to do, my mother supports you." Yang knew that Li Ke would do something in Chang'an, and she knew that Li Ke was not in danger and made firm support.

"The child is measured, don't worry, mother." Li Ke said goodbye to the Yang family and followed Wang Dajian to see Li Shimin.

"Minister Li Ke greets His Majesty." Li Ke entered the main hall and saluted.

"Hmm". Li Shimin's eyes widened with anger.

"The child visits his father." Li Ke knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

"That's pretty much it." This kid kowtows to Concubine Yang, so much so that I dare not kowtow, Li Shimin said secretly.

"You know you're wrong." Li Shimin asked.

"Children know their mistakes". Li Ke simply recognized it.

"What should you do". Li Shimin asked, his favorite is this son, who is similar to him everywhere.

"The child personally came to apologize." Li Ke seemed extremely obedient.

Li Shimin nodded, and the children can be taught.

"Does the child go to every minister, or only to the minister's house where the child goes?" Li Ke asked.

"How to go, not how to go". Li Shimin asked.

"The children want to go, but it's not early, and I'm afraid I won't be able to go again today." Li Ke voiced his concerns.

"This is the minister who has strong opposition today, let's go to their house today." Li Shimin felt that it made sense, and wrote a list to Li Ke.

"The child thanks his father, there are many of these people, and the child will go to the door to apologize." Li Ke said to leave, regardless of whether Li Shimin allowed it.

Li Shimin opened his mouth, but finally did not call Li Ke.

Li Ke walked all the way out with a weird smile on his face.

Until the gate of the palace met the toad spirit.

"Hahaha, good grandson, come on, come on, our life is here, after today, I want to let the old guys in Chang'an know that I, Li Ke, am not easy to mess with." Li Ke stood outside the palace gate and laughed.

Then he took the toad essence and went straight to the minister's house on the list.