Spring nights and leaf bluebirds can choose to take a bath.

The remaining four didn't dare to talk much at this time, they were the ones who caused the trouble, and in the end they almost caused Ning Shi to have an accident, and now it's too late to hide, they all stuck their heads and didn't say a word.

Ning Shi slept all day, and only woke up after dark, he was definitely not sleepy after taking a bath, and Li Qiye was not sleepy, he could sleep whenever he wanted.

Deal with the aftermath on deck.

Li Qiye returned to the room with a headache, Ning Shi sat upright by the fire in the hall at this time, Ya, Xuan, Meng, and Min were all gathered aside, and Lin Zhuheng, Chen Yusheng, Lu Yan, and Xia Pingfan sat on the wooden collapse a little farther away.

From time to time, there were small exclamations and laughter from the fire.

Li Qiye leaned in to listen.

It turned out that Ning Shi was telling the story.

The story goes to Nanyanzhou, where there was a customs official, who was very short of money for a while, and even if he passed the customs empty-handed, he had to pay taxes, unless he had ten legs and was exempt from taxes.

At the beginning, a person who had no money to pass the customs and said: "I am from Longniuzhou, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, the dragon is four-legged, the ox is four-legged, and the human is two-legged, isn't it ten legs?"

Another person asked for tax exemption, saying, "I am a crab guest, and the crab has eight legs, and I have two legs, but not ten feet?"

The last Hui merchant passed the customs and did not want to pay taxes, and the customs official was furious and wanted to beat him, but the man replied, "Although I have two legs, I actually have eight feet on my body." The man replied, "The little Hui man is called the Hui otter cat, and the cat has four legs, and the otter has four legs, and the small one has two legs, and there are not ten legs in all?"

After listening to this story, everyone else smiled lightly, as a joke, but Li Qiye was interested, and said a little angrily: "This story is not good, Nanyanzhou is the state and county of the Tang Kingdom, this story is slandering the innocence of Tang officials, don't tell it again in the future, it's not good." ”

Ning Shi raised his head: "Slander? This is not a story, this is my personal experience, just because my aunt and I didn't figure out how to explain these ten feet, we still climbed the city wall at night and secretly climbed in." ”

Li Qiye frowned: "Is there really such a thing?"

Ning Shi: "It's a lot, you are the prince, no one will stop you, and the people are not easy to say." ”

Seeing that Li Qiye still wanted to go on, the four maids of Ya, Xuan, Meng, and Min all began to stare at him with resentful eyes: "Master, can you not interrupt." ”

Turning his head and smiling flatteringly at Ning Shi: "Ning Gongzi, you continue to tell a few more stories, we like to listen to them." You don't know, it's very boring to follow my grandfather, none of the books he reads are as interesting as the stories you tell. ”

Li Qiye: "......"

After all, Ning Shi had received the favor of others, and he was under the eaves of others, so he naturally didn't want to be too arrogant, so he moved to the side and made room for Li Qiye: "Sit here." ”

Li Qiye snorted coldly, sat down with a big sting, and then Ning Shi's hand lightly rested on his pulse, Li Qiye didn't stop it, just watched coldly: "Okay?"

Ning Shi only knows a little bit of medical skills, but he has indeed seen the prescription for kidney deficiency, and the pulse is just a formality, so he shook his head and shook his head profoundly, nodding frequently: "I didn't expect you to be tall and big, and your body is so weak." ”

Li Qiye: "Aren't you curable?"

Ning Shi: "That also needs your cooperation, my method is very fierce." ”

Li Qiye: "Then forget it." ”

Ning Shi: "Don't you want to experience the joy of yin and yang?"

Li Qiye raised his head lightly: "I've experienced it." ”

Ning Shi once asked Meng Bajiu a lot of questions similar to and cabbage.

asked, naturally because of curiosity, his aunt didn't tell him, he has a way to know, which dynasty doesn't have a few little yellow books, and the swordsman who walks the rivers and lakes must know something.

Therefore, Ning Shi can ask the question of the joy of yin and yang.

As for Li Qiye's answer, it must be reasonable, otherwise how did you get this kidney deficiency?

Ning Shi didn't want to owe Li Qiye a favor, and this prescription for curing the disease needed his own cooperation, of course, he had to be more bitter, anyway, there was time, and he was not sleepy: "When you see a beautiful woman, don't you feel moved? Don't you want to do something? I feel powerless, how painful! Isn't it exciting for you to recall your previous impulse?"

Li Qiye snorted coldly: "If you don't think about anything, you naturally won't be in pain." ”

Ning Shi rolled his eyes and pointed at Ya'er, and the other party straightened his chest very cooperatively: "You have to think about it after all." ”

Li Qiye had a tired expression: "You are still young, you don't understand, you have seen too much meat, and the rest is spiritual pursuit." ”

Ning Shi's eyes widened: "I don't understand, but someone understands, that's not what the book says." ”

Li Qiye wanted to laugh a little: "You dare to believe a book about this kind of thing?"

Ning Shi was a little embarrassed: "Writing it out and printing it into a book naturally makes some sense." ”

Li Qiye had a curious expression: "Doesn't Sword Cultivation only believe in his own truth?

Ning Shiwen said angrily: "There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great, you can't just think about yourself!"

Hearing this, Li Qiye smiled indifferently and pointed at himself: "If I have a queen, then it is really unfilial, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." ”

Everyone in the world knows that Li Qiye indulged in lust, was drunk with money, and indulged himself into kidney deficiency. Otherwise, how could Li Tianyi easily sit on the dragon chair, otherwise why would Li Tianyi have such an uncle left?

If you have kidney deficiency, you can't have intercourse, and if you have kidney deficiency, you won't have a future, and if you don't have a future, there will be no threat.

Therefore, Li Qiye can go to the Sixteen Prefectures of Youyun.

could have been a carefree prince for a lifetime, but he was just unlucky, the Tang Kingdom was involved in the war, and the new emperor was young, and he was remembered.

A letter from the Empress Dowager summoned him back to Shendu from the north, saying that he had not seen him for a long time and missed him, and he happened to meet a miracle doctor to treat him.

If Li Qiye was just an ordinary person, maybe he was simple-minded and might believe it. Born in the royal family? Hmph! It's just that some people don't want to let him go, and summon him back to the Shendu, first, the north changes hands, and the other is to confirm whether he is really kidney deficient! If he really doesn't raise it, he can't have an heir, and he is no longer a threat.

The truth is such a truth, but Ning Shi doesn't understand, Li Qiye won't say it, and waved his hand a little irritably: "I'll talk about the treatment later, you can owe it first." I'm tired, you guys will sleep here tonight, I'll go somewhere else. ”

Ning Shi looked at Li Qiye's expression, thought for a moment and said, "If you can't bear the murder, you can tell me, I can carry it myself." ”

Li Qiye had a feeling of being humiliated.

It seems to be looked down upon.