071: The murderous young priest

On the other side, after the thief finished folding the flowers, he returned to his residence. As soon as he entered the door, two leaves slashed at his face, and he was startled, and he was much less alert from exhaustion. He dodged in a hurry, but his feet were unsteady, and although he dodged the leaves, he fell to the ground with a thud. The thief's ass is just like his face, there is no meat, he doesn't carry it, and when he falls to the ground, his eyes are suddenly enlarged.

Don't even think about it, there must be only Shao Si Ming to do such a thing.

The thief roared with a look of collapse, "You're sick!

Shao Si said: "If I really want you to die, can you still stand?"

The thief's eyes rolled, his expression immediately returned to normal, and he got up and said, "That's right! Then I want to thank you for not killing!"

Shao Si Ming said lightly: "You're welcome." I ask you, where did you go to die all day?"

The thief said angrily: "Looking for death!" It's just that his words sounded like a backlash to Shao Siming.

Shao Si Ming said in a deep voice: "What did you say?"

Seeing that Shao Si Ming's tone was wrong, the thief hurriedly shook his hand and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing, I'll just walk around." ”

Shao Si said: "Can you go shopping and smell like sweat?"

The thief smiled: "The body is just right, so I moved around and ran a few steps." I didn't expect to sweat so much. ”

Shao Si said: "If you run, you can also break your clothes?"

"What, are my clothes torn?" the thief hurriedly lowered his head, checked the clothes on his body, and saw that they were torn in several places. After coming out of the realm of Go, his mind was full of doubts, how could he notice this. Seeing this, the thief's heart immediately trembled, this was done for him by Shao Si Ming himself!

As soon as the thief's mind changed, he said with a face full of surprise: "Oh, it's really broken, how is this broken? How can this be broken, you can break your clothes with a single step, what do you say is this, it's really strange, hahaha, it's so strange, don't you say it's strange?"

Shao Si Ming was so cold: "Are you asking me?"

"Why, I'm asking myself?"

Shao Si said, "Do you know how long it took me to make this dress?"

The thief said, "Many, how long?"

Shao Si ordered: "Three days, three whole days!"

The thief said: "Since, since you can make one piece in three days, then if you do another one, I think it should only take two and a half days, after all, people are improving, I know you must be better this time!"

Shao Si said: "I also know that you have too much energy, and you don't have to eat dinner just so far, go and brush the dishes in the kitchen!"

The thief immediately bounced up, and said imposingly: "What? You tell me to be a big man who also brushes the dishes, just kidding you!"

Shao Si said, "Do you think you still have a choice?"

The thief put on a look of seeing death as if he was at home, and said, "Don't think about threatening me, I will resolutely refuse to obey this time." ”

Shao Si Ming didn't bother to talk nonsense with the thief, and as soon as he raised his hand, a large circle of leaves wrapped the thief's foot. The thief's heart was cold, and he originally planned to run away after Shao Si ordered him to use the leaves, but he didn't expect Shao Si Ming to have such skills, so he didn't give him any chance to escape. As long as he dares to move, he can immediately become a cactus.

The fluttering leaves around the thief's feet suddenly lost their arrogance, and said, "Is it necessary for you to be so ruthless?"

Shao Si ordered: "Are you obedient and obedient?"

The thief said angrily: "Really, I'm not just joking with you! Why are you so serious, isn't it just washing dishes, the big man washing the dishes is called domineering! I especially like to wash dishes!"

Shao Si ordered: "That's good! But don't think about running, or I'll castrate you!"

The thief had no choice but to drag his tired body to the kitchen. At this moment, if he knew how happy Bai Feng was, he would have to blow his nose and stare at him.

When he came to the kitchen, the thief was dumbfounded, there were several piles of dirty bowls, and there were more than four or five hundred, it seemed that Shao Si Ming was deliberately trying to fix him! The thief really wanted to scold his mother. But there was no way, he didn't want to be cut.

Brushing the bowl weakly, muttering and scolding in his mouth, the more he scolded, the more angry he became, the more angry he became, and the speed of washing the dishes became faster before he knew it. Gradually, the curse turned into a small song, and it was hummed out of the thief's mouth, and there was no impatience on the thief's face, and he seemed to be quite happy at the moment.

Is washing dishes addictive?

"How are you washing dishes here?"

A voice suddenly came from behind the thief, and when he looked back, who was not Xiang Ziyao?

The thief said, "You're here, why did you leave in the afternoon?"

Xiang Ziyao said: "Go to that pavilion for a while, you will be like a stake, no matter how you shout, you will ignore me, it is too boring, so I will leave!"

"Oh, that's right!"

Xiang Ziyao said, "Why are you washing dishes here?"

The thief said: "I torn the clothes that your sister gave me, and she punished me to wash the dishes." ”

Xiang Ziyao said angrily: "Sister is really, wouldn't it be nice to ask someone to make one more." ”

The thief was surprised: "Call someone, who do it?"

Xiang Ziyao said: "There is a good tailor shop in the city, and most of our clothes are made there!"

The thief said, "You mean that she asked someone else to make this dress?"

Xiang Ziyao said: "Could it be that you still think that your sister did it herself!"

Of course he thought it was. So he was very angry now, and immediately rushed out, and he didn't care if Shao Si Ming would cut him with leaves, he only knew that it was a very annoying thing to be played.

Xiang Ziyao said with a shocked face: "It's over, I must have said the wrong thing." ”

He rushed to the outside of Shao Si's room angrily, the door was closed, and he said in his heart: He was actually being played, how can he be worthy of himself if he doesn't have a bit of manliness? So he rushed up and kicked the door open. went in, and then, he froze, because Shao Si Ming had just finished undressing, naked, and was about to take a bath...