"Doctor, I'm sick! ”

"Yun Jiao, huh?"

"Yes, I'm Yun Jiao. ”

"The name is quite anti-hunger, I see that you are quite energetic now, and you are uncomfortable there?"

"I think I have a problem with my eyes, I always see strange things. ”

"Strange thing, do you have eyes that hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt!"

"Well, I see that your test sheets, as well as the situation on the film, all show that everything is normal. Or you tell me about the situation and see something strange. ”

"It's all looming shadows, some look like animals, some look like people, and some can't tell what they look like. The expressions are all hideous and colored, most of the shadows are white, some are black, oh yes, I just saw a red one at the entrance of the hospital. They ......"

"Wait!" The doctor interrupted her directly, and couldn't help but get goosebumps, and glanced up and down at the other party, "I hear how you mean it...... What the hell?"

Yun Jiao paused and nodded, "If there is no other explanation, there is indeed only this reason." ”

"Nonsense!" the doctor suddenly felt a little cold, and then looked at her very disapprovingly, "Feudal superstition is not going to tell you! I see that you are young, you should be in your early twenties, how can you believe in these deceitful things." After speaking, he looked down at the age on the medical record, 28 years old, okay, still young.

"Doctor, what I said is true, that's why I came to see the doctor. Yun Jiao's expression remained unchanged, he didn't even blink his eyes, and he still looked serious.

"I think you're really sick!" The doctor was even more dissatisfied with her stubborn appearance, and laughed directly, and sighed lightly, "Okay, if you really think it's a ghost, then tell me, what do those ghosts look like except for their special colors?"

"Most of them are quite ugly, some have severed heads, and blood gushes out like a fountain on their necks; there are those with severed hands and feet that can only crawl on the ground, and the blood marks can be dragged out for half a mile; there are also those whose bodies have been pierced and gouged out, and those whose bodies can blow out when the wind blows; and those whose flesh and blood are blurred and pasted into a ball of meat sauce...... In general, it is generally difficult to see the whole thing. Yun Jiao described it calmly, as if he was discussing a fashion show, not describing all kinds of evil spirits.

"......" Doctor suddenly felt that his back was even colder, and a cold breath rose in his heart for no reason, and even a few sips of hot water could not relieve it.

"Oh, that's right!" she suddenly seemed to see something, and turned her head slightly to look at the doctor's right hand that grabbed the thermos cup, "Like the one on your left, it seems that she has had laparotomy, and she is putting the large intestine and small intestine in her stomach on your hand, I guess she wants to dry her intestines." ”

The doctor's hand shook suddenly, and the cup he had just grasped fell off with a clatter, and rolled out with a grunt, spilling water on the ground.

The doctor subconsciously bent down to pick it up, but he heard Yun Jiao's super calm and emotionless voice on the other side, "Oops, the intestines have fallen." ”

"......" The doctor's hand picking up the cup suddenly stiffened, and he didn't dare to bend down to pick it up. There seemed to be a bloody flower intestine in front of him.

This patient is so terrifying!

It's just that the other party has a serious and serious appearance from beginning to end, even his voice is low and calm, and there is not even a half-dime spoof or deliberate look in his eyes, and even he can't help but believe that the other party is really hell.

The doctor shook his head vigorously, pulling back his thoughts that he was about to defect to feudal dregs. I recited it silently, prosperity, democracy, civilization, and harmony......

He rubbed the goosebumps that came out of his left hand vigorously, and then took a deep breath to calm down. As a doctor, he believes in science, and feudal believers are either or not!

If this girl named Yun Jiao didn't lie, then she must have hallucinated, well, that's right, everything is an illusion. Since it's a hallucination, it has nothing to do with their ophthalmology.

"Ahem, that...... Miss Yun is in the hospital here, you should be serious, don't scare people. ”

"I'm serious!" replied Yun Jiao.

The doctor looked up at her face, and indeed, her expression had not changed from beginning to end, and there was no joke at all, which made people feel unconfident in finding fault. The doctor suddenly understood something, sighed, and suggested euphemistically, "Your situation is more complicated, it belongs to the spiritual category, and we are ophthalmologists." I think you still have to find a professional to take a look, or do you go out and turn left and go up to the third floor to register and have a look?"

"Are you talking about psychiatry?" asked Yun Jiao.

"Uh...... Right. "That's too straightforward.

"No need. Yun Jiao shook his head and refused, but he didn't look angry, "I just came down from the third floor, and the chief physician above said that I was all right and recommended me to come to the ophthalmology department." After speaking, he directly took out a psychiatric medical record.

"......" slot, dare to love this pot is still pushed down from the third floor.

The corner of the ophthalmologist's mouth twitched, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he immediately changed his words, "I see that you are clearly organized, maybe it's not really a matter of mental direction, or you change the psychiatrist......

Before he finished speaking, Yun Jiao said directly, "My psychiatrist recommended the psychiatric department of your hospital to me. After speaking, he took out two business cards, one that said ** psychological counseling and the other * ** hospital psychiatric department.

Doctor: "...... hell, is this still a double pot?"

"Doctor, can I be cured of this disease?"

"This ...... This ...... "This can cure the weird, he is the one who treats the eyes, not the one who catches the ghost!"

The ophthalmologist said, 'Fang' got a B, and he didn't have this reason for a long time, his eyes looked left and right, and he aimed at the test sheet on the table, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"That cough...... Miss Yun. The doctor coughed and said with a serious face, "In your case, I can't tell the specific symptoms just by saying it, and I initially suspect that it may be something in your eyes, so it makes you hallucinate." It is estimated that further testing is required before the results are available. And in the later stage, it also involves surgery and the like. ”

"......" Yun Jiao's expression finally changed a little, and his brows furrowed slightly, as if he was seriously considering the other party's words.

As soon as I saw that there was a play, the doctor's following words were more smoothly answered, "So, I suggest that you go to the surgery to have a look, so that after the cause is found out, you can treat the symptoms and save you time, what do you see?"

"Surgical ......" Yun Jiao tilted his head and looked at the young doctor opposite, his brows furrowed a little deeper, "Are you sure?"

"OK, OK. The doctor nodded vigorously, as long as he didn't come to the ophthalmology to be scary, the pot could be pushed there. You must know that there are also assessment standards for user satisfaction between hospital departments, and you must not deduct points from him, "You go for a check-up, it's on the sixth floor, don't delay the condition." ”

"That's right. She sighed suddenly, but instead of getting up, she lifted the bag next to her and opened it, "Actually...... I don't think it has anything to do with surgery because I'm a surgeon myself, specializing in brains. After speaking, she turned around and took out a large pile of certificates from her bag and put them on the table one by one, "This is my medical practitioner certificate, licensed pharmacist certificate, chief physician certificate, and Harvard Medical School doctoral diploma, as well as the certificate of appointment in a provincial first-class hospital...... I'm afraid you won't believe me, so I brought them all. ”

Doctor: "......"

You're embarrassing my fat tiger!

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