Chapter 42 44
"Big brother, if we are going to die tomorrow, what do you want to do the most?"
"Heh, at this time, do you still have the heart to talk about the world? If Hengzhi is a death, I will fight with them tomorrow!"
"You don't have any unfulfilled wishes, no one, especially ...... Someone who is missing?"
"Now, I don't have to lie to you. I'm a killer, I've been a killer before, and I've long thought that one day I'd die at someone else's hands. My wish is nothing more than not to let my fellow disciples know the news of my death, lest anyone be sad and must come to take revenge and kill more people. ”
"Why? Are they wrong to avenge you?"
"Oh, when is the time for retribution? Today you kill me, tomorrow I kill you, when is it a leader. ”
"This ...... We're locked up here now, and we could kill those pirates at any time, and I can't imagine that you, big brother, would say such a thing. ”
"Hehe, what's so strange? If I can really use my own strength to cut the flesh and save the demons, in exchange for the people's hearts not to be distraught, it can be regarded as a merit. ”
"This ...... Big brother, what you are talking about, is this a Zen machine? Why, I think what you said makes so much sense. ”
"Haha, really, I thought your eldest lady was rich and rich, and I always thought I was an ignorant horseman!"
"Then how can it be, you saved me several times, and saved Sister Yue'er and Sister Lin, this time I fell into such a field for me, which shows that I have benevolence and righteousness, and I am a hero among chivalrous, how can I say that I am a puppet?"
"Heh, you're quite good at complimenting people, and I'm still a little happy at this time. Haha, speaking of which, I used to read books, so I'm a good talent!"
"Huh? I can't think of it, I can't think of it. You're actually a showman, so you make a poem and tell me to listen to it?"
"Hey, unexpected, unexpected. ”
"You...... Can't think of anything?"
"I didn't think we were going to die, and now we're nestled in this stinking dung pit, and we're still chatting with each other. ”
"Alas, big brother! It's a day to be happy, and it's a day to be sad! If we're going to die tomorrow, then why should we be sad, why can't we have a good chat?"
"Uh! awesome, awesome. If you want to say that your eldest lady is more knowledgeable, what you said is Zen machine. Take it orally in the lower heart. ”
......
Unthinkable, unthinkable.
Unexpectedly, on this dark and windy night, in this stinky feces and urine hole, I, the killer and Miss Murong, two people whose lives are hanging by a thread and are about to say "goodbye" to the world at any time, can still act like nothing has happened, and talk here "before and under the moon".
This is also unprecedented, right?
"Then, big brother, you can compose a poem!" The eldest lady seemed to have completely forgotten the pain and danger, and at this time, her face was full of interest, and her two eyes exuded a particularly beautiful look.
Uhh......h Newborn baby.
"Okay, then you just listen, and the eldest brother will show his hand. ”
"Hmph", I cleared my throat and said, "I once fell in love with a cat, she has an intoxicating smile, I want to be old in the wilderness, ah, to be old, but unfortunately she wants it, I can't give it." The most expensive thing in life is that you are young, how boring your love dreams are, knowing that the fire pit is going to jump, ah, you want to jump, jumping into the furnace and burning the ball...... Isn't it ridiculous, you say?"
I finished chanting this poem, and Miss Murong was obviously stunned.
"How's it going? Is it good? Is it talented, and you can listen to it well?"
"Uh, uh, big brother, I, I, can I tell the truth?"
"Of course, we're all dying, what else is there to worry about?"
"Your poems are so bad, too bad, too rot......ten! Is this poetry?
"Well, exactly. But what's the matter? Anyway, no matter how well you do poetry, you and I can't save you and me. I might as well make you amused. ”
"Uh...... That's what the eldest brother said. ”
......
In this way, the two of us depended on each other for our lives, and spent the night in this stinky seaside cave.
The next morning, when the sky was bright and a few faint rays of sunlight came through the cave, a pirate hurried in to relieve him.
This pickled man, regardless of whether there was anyone in front of him, wiped off his pants, pouted his stomach and began to, "poof, puff" and the sound of a fart like a cannon made Murong Wan'er close her eyes in fright, and lowered her head and buried herself in my arms.
"Yo, you two, you are very happy, how about it, how about performing a live spring palace for the master?"
What a dog thief who deserves a thousand cuts!
Thankfully, thanks to this on the, I don't know when I'm going to get out.
I was shackled and couldn't move, but they didn't know I had anything else to do.
Taking advantage of this person's approach, I gave a look of signal, and Murong Wan'er suddenly reached out and grabbed this guy's hair.
"Oops, little girl, you ......" The guy was in pain, and as soon as he screamed, I had already spun around and flew up, and then sat on his waist, "Click!" and broke his spine.
"Woo-" This guy was about to scream, Murong Wan'er covered his mouth, and then, I couldn't help but say, I was like a bloodthirsty beast, looking at the position, and opened my mouth to bite off this guy's throat!
I have bitten a living person to death!
Like a ferocious wolf biting a fawn to death. At this point, my eyes must be full of blood, right?
It's the first time I've killed someone like this.
Seeing Murong Wan'er's shocked look, I didn't think so, and after spitting out the flesh and blood in her mouth, she said coldly: "Life is at stake, if we don't kill him, we will die." ”
Murong Wan'er trembled, endured the shock, lowered her voice, and hurriedly asked me, "Big brother, what should I do next?"
"Search this guy's body! Rummage through it to see if there's anything that works. ”
Luckily!
This pirate has a key on him.
It turned out that he was one of the guards outside the cave.
Having unshackled our hands and feet and regaining our freedom, it's time to clear the enemy from the cave.
The injuries on my body are still aching, but I have tried to regulate my pranayama and exercises, and there is no major problem. It seems that although the secret weapons of these pirates are poisonous, they are just ordinary anesthetics, and they are not fatal, and they will not destroy my martial arts.
It should have been lucky that they were only shackled after being caught, and they were not picked off their hands and feet, their eyes were gouged out, their ears were poked, their knees were gouged out, and they were not fed any anesthetics or poisons.
It's a great event.
In the eyes of me, a killer who kills people even more unblinkingly, with cruel methods, and who is accustomed to poisoning, I should be grateful to see such a low-level mistake by the enemy.
I am grateful to those perverts and cruels in the past, who did not hesitate to use various methods to train me.
I don't know where they put my sword, and now I don't have a weapon in my hand, but fortunately, the shackles on the eldest lady's feet are quite heavy, and she has an iron chain the thickness of her index finger.
It should be enough to use this to deal with a few small thieves.
"Wan'er, follow me and protect yourself. ”
Taking advantage of the fact that there were not many pirates outside the cave, I quickly touched them like cats, and threw up these shackles one after another, like with a meteor hammer or like a chain, and struck four or five in a short time. When he ran to the water's edge and saw the boat, he had already grabbed a simple knife and a harpoon in his hand.
The Pu knife is heavier, I'll use it, the eldest lady doesn't have much strength, take a harpoon, and pretend.
It would be better for her to fight with me than for her to hide a little farther away.
Alas, the delicate lady wants to run out and break into the rivers and lakes!