Although the yard of this family is large, it is only to pile up more firewood.

It turned out to be a woodcutter.

An old woodcutter, a little woodcutter, and an old woman in the family, except for coarse rice, and dried vegetables that were simply stockpiled for the winter, there were not many decent things.

Rural people, life is already poor and stretched.

But the magic of money is endless.

I took out a large ingot of five taels of silver, and put it on the table. The old woman immediately grinned, and in addition to finding a few eggs like a trick, she even took out a pair of pig's intestines.

In addition, in addition to more than one catty of duck meat and half a catty of dried tofu left over from those lewd thieves, we originally kept in the baggage, and there were three catties of liquor.

Unexpectedly, on this cold evening, in a farmhouse in this poor and remote mountain village, a few people actually made a table of wine and food.

It looks like the village is going to celebrate the New Year.

Several people drank wine, drove away the cold, and their faces gradually became rosy. In addition, the charm of wine is that it can make people happy, so that strangers can quickly get closer to each other and deepen their feelings, so several people talk more.

First of all, the woodcutter's family kept praising me for my generosity, saying that at first glance he was a young and promising son, either rich or expensive, and handsome, sturdy and upright, and his demeanor was also chic and graceful, and it was a great honor to meet me.

Then he kept praising the three girls for their beauty, what "one is better looking and more durable than the other", saying that the Yue'er girl is "a little girl like a flower, with such big eyes, watery and able to speak"; Lin Hanwu is "miserable when she looks at it, her little face is cute, and she has passed the fifteenth moon"; and even more so for Murong Wan'er, the old woman actually said, "Especially your daughter-in-law, the fairy daughter of the sky, is better than Wang Zhaojun on the stage, we have never seen it in this age."

After saying this, several people's souls were also out of their bodies, and the little woodcutter's eyes were full of peach hearts, staring at the three girls and looking demented.

Yue'er and Lin Hanwu looked ashamed, each lowered their heads and pursed their lips and chuckled, put down their chopsticks, and stopped eating. Murong Wan'er was heroic, just now when people said that she was my daughter-in-law, she didn't care, and she raised her glass to invite everyone to drink together, while giggling and laughing.

This eldest lady has really been bored at home for too long, and she is so excited to come out to play.

No matter how intoxicated the crowd was, I was always sober and alert, because I was a killer. Even if this woodcutter's family has no problem, and is absolutely innocent, in my heart, it has long been listed as an enemy.

Not to mention that after coming in, I had already checked whether there were weapons, hidden weapons, mechanisms or something, and when a few people were eating, I also used several methods to check and distinguish drugs.

These are actually not difficult, those who practice martial arts all year round, those who are mixed in the rivers and lakes, not to mention the fingers and joints, just from the face to see the "qi", and the eyes to see the "fine", I can judge a rough idea.

This is the killer's most basic sense of smell. Otherwise, if you do this kind of business where your head is pinned to the waistband of your pants, you will die a long time ago.

Now, the family doesn't have to worry at all.

I also began to eat with peace of mind, sipping wine and eating.

This old woman is a good craftman, and she makes a simple country meal fragrant and delicious. Especially the large plate of fat sausages on the table, it is simply amazing.

I couldn't help but laugh and feast on wine. I inadvertently found an interesting phenomenon: in addition to me and the woodcutter's family, among the three girls, Yue'er and Lin Hanwu seemed to be quite jealous of the pig's large intestine, looking at it with a resistant expression, and their faces were surprised to see that I was eating happily. On the contrary, it was Murong Wan'er, the eldest lady, who did not dislike it at all, and ate with me with relish.

Hey, she's good enough to be a heroine. There is a saying in the rivers and lakes: "The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and the strong man loves to eat the pig's intestine." Well, I don't even dare to eat the pig's intestine, how can I break through the rivers and lakes, taste wine with a sword, and show that "chivalrous spirit"?

Murong Wan'er looked at Yue'er and Lin Hanwu's frightened looks, and raised her head and laughed.

Just teasing, she said, "Sister Lin, Sister Yue, why don't you two eat such a delicious thing?"

The two girls replied together, "We don't dare." ”

"Why don't you dare, what are you afraid of?"

"Afraid, afraid...... Yue'er was stupid and couldn't speak, Lin Hanwu said: "This is the intestines, and the inside is pretending, pretending to be ......"

"Pretending to be!" Murong Wan'er said, "Sister, are you afraid of getting dirty?"

As she spoke, the eldest lady said, "Won't you get it after washing it?"

When the pig was alive, the intestines were filled with feces, but after killing the pig, the pig died, and the large intestine was washed and cleaned. Don't say that this intestine has been filled with before, this bowl ......" The little woodcutter took his rice bowl and said, "I have filled this bowl with before! ”

I don't know if everyone is drunk, but after listening to the little woodcutter's words, my eyes widened and I felt cold sweat on my forehead.

Sure enough, after a while, Yue'er and Lin Hanwu, the two girls, twisted their faces, covered their mouths and retched.

The old woman was teaching the little woodcutter a lesson, but Murong Wan'er, the "goddess", was not affected at all, not only continued to laugh and tremble, but then began to lecture the two little girls, saying something groundbreaking, shocking, and unearthly, even I was dumbfounded and trembling when I heard it.

She said: "The pig's large intestine has been filled with feces, and the bowl has also been filled with feces, both of which have been filled with feces, what is the difference?

I answered: "That's right, but people can always accept the large intestine, but they can't accept the bowl." ”

Murong Wan'er said: "What is the reason? It is nothing more than three points: First, the value is different. The large intestine that has been filled with feces is cleaned and has edible value, and it is called 'food'. But the value of the bowl is only a container, a specific container, itself should be filled with water, rice, clean things, not feces, it is not a potty. Not to mention whether people want to use the bowls that have been filled with, even if there are not many people who are willing to wash them. The bowl is worthless, so why bother to clean it and replace it with another one? Unless you are so poor that you are reluctant to buy a new one. ”

She only cared about herself, and she didn't care about the embarrassed looks of the old woodcutter.

"The second is the different definition of feces, the anus, that is, **, is like a boundary between food scraps and feces, in people's understanding, what is pulled out is called feces, and what remains in the large intestine is only the food residue after the nutrients are absorbed. ”

"To give you an example, for example—" Murong Wan'er pointed at Yue'er and Lin Hanwu, and said, "Two beautiful sisters! There is obviously a certain amount of feces in their intestines, and even stool, this is an objective fact. But you see, people are not disgusting. Because we only see their faces, we can't see through their bowels through their belly. Similarly, there are so many of us here, no matter how ugly and handsome, young or old, who has some in their stomachs. But people don't hate themselves, and they don't hate each other for it. ”

Belch...... God, I was stunned, and Murong Wan'er continued to talk eloquently: "Let's think about the difference between the in the bowl and the feces in the large intestine? That is, in the consciousness of man, what is pulled out is called. What is not pulled out is hidden in the intestines, wrapped in our outer body, and no one can see it. Although it exists objectively, but it does not exist subjectively, then people do not think that it exists. ”

"The in the bowl is pulled out and then put in, or directly pulled in, the smell, color, and shape are all available, that is the right thing, such as fake, which can leave a deep imprint in people's minds. So whenever people see this bowl, they think of and feel disgusted and can't use it anymore. But the large intestine, except for the butcher who kills the pig and the cook who cleans it, the rest of us can't see what kind of was in it, only food, so we don't feel disgusted. ”

Oh, my mother! Murong Wan'er, I can't see that this eldest lady still has such ability! The truth is unheard of, but it is impossible to refute.

At that moment, several people looked at her and froze.