Chapter 360 Eight Hundred Miles to the Heavenly River (Three Watches Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Zhu Bajie and the others also nodded with a smile: "Hello little lady, I am Marshal Tianpeng, and my current name is Zhu Bajie." ”
"Sha Wujing..."
"Monkey King's own son, Sun Hong'er. ”
"The Black Bear Spirit under the Great Holy Throne... Yellow Wind Monster..."
"My little white dragon is now the mount of the Great Sage. ”
Then Jin Toad listened to a group of people introduce themselves, and was a little confused.
Would you like to introduce yourself?
"Hmm... Now that everyone has eaten and drunk, let's go back to Zhiyuan Temple. ”
"After rushing back to Zhiyuan Temple, we continued to set off at dawn, um..."
"Fly back, understand?"
After Sun Xiaokong finished speaking, he flew directly into the air.
Whoa...
For a while, Zhu Bajie and several people also flew directly into the air.
And then...
There are only two people left on the ground: Tang Sanzang and Xuanji.
Tang Sanzang looked confused.
What's the trouble?
Can't I fly if I am bullied?
"Robes!"
I saw that Tang Sanzang stretched out his robe in an instant, and as soon as he stepped on the robe, he was ready to follow Sun Xiaokong and a few others.
But Xuanji was suddenly stopped and shouted:
"Monk. ”
"Aren't you struggling like this?"
"Isn't it the same when you walk back?"
Tang Sanzang listened to Xuanji's words, and his face suddenly became embarrassed.
Then the lonely man and the lonely girl walked on the path in the woods...
BGM: I'm most afraid of the air suddenly quiet...
This guy, Tang Sanzang also feels very uncomfortable!
Having a single contact with a woman, this is ......
Sun Xiaokong in the sky couldn't help but wipe his sweat, this Tang Sanzang, an old straight man.
If it weren't for Xuanji, they would all be stepping on their robes to the sky now.
"Brother Monkey, aren't you afraid that something will happen to this woman and Master?" On the clouds, Zhu Bajie said with a puzzled expression.
Sun Xiaokong glanced at Zhu Bajie and replied lightly:
"Afraid of what?"
"If it happens, it will happen, so you can have a Cuilan waiting for you in Gao Laozhuang, can't you let the master experience the little love in the world?"
I'll go?
Zhu Bajie and the others were also stunned when they listened to Sun Xiaokong's words.
This thing...
Tang Sanzang has now begun to eat meat and drink alcohol, and he is close to a woman, so can he still learn from the scriptures?
Don't come to that time, the group worked hard to walk to Lingshan, and the Buddha suddenly said: "Sanzang, you are obsessed with red dust and can't become a Buddha, don't count the scriptures, take it once in the next life." ”
Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie's faces were even more speechless.
"Don't talk nonsense, let's go straight back. ”
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong suddenly accelerated and flew towards Zhiyuan Temple.
As soon as he arrived at Zhiyuan Temple, Sun Xiaokong saw that Nezha was looking for something with a confused face.
"Why are you here?"
Seeing Nezha, Sun Xiaokong was also a little curious.
"Hey... You're back, monks?"
"Didn't you bring back the holy monk?"
Nezha saw Sun Xiaokong and a few people, and hurriedly greeted him.
"It must have been saved, Brother Monkey still needs to be said. Zhu Bajie smiled and patted his ass.
"Have you broken through the Great Luo Golden Immortal?" Zhu Bajie looked at Nezha and asked again.
"I broke through early, I was the first, faster than the second brother broke through, oh yes, the four heavenly kings also broke through. ”
"I heard that they borrowed 5,000 gold pills from you, and they will pay back 6,000 when the time comes?"
Nezha looked at Sun Xiaokong and asked curiously.
Sun Xiaokong nodded, took out a large piece of barbecue meat from his body and handed it to Nezha: "That's the case, is there any problem?"
"This is the Da Luo Jin Immortal Divine Beast we just killed, and the nutritional value of this meat is very high. ”
"OMG!"
Nezha was suddenly stunned.
He has just broken through the Da Luo Jin Immortal, and this group of people has already started to eat the Da Luo Jin Immortal?
It's really drunk.
"What are you doing here?"
Sun Xiaokong looked at Nezha and glared in surprise, pinched her face and asked.
"Oh yes, I didn't hear from the Jade Emperor that the holy monk was captured by the monsters of the three Great Luo Jin Immortals. ”
"I volunteered to help you, but I didn't think you would solve it. ”
After speaking, Nezha set his eyes on the red boy.
Then Nezha felt inexplicable... There was a wave of anger welling up in my heart.
I also began to mutter: "This red boy is the child of the iron fan and Sun Xiaokong?"
"Dead monkey... Are the kids so old?"
The red boy looked at Nezha staring at him, and scratched his head a little confused.
"Dead monkey, this can't really be your child, right?"
"Those rumors in Heavenly Court, they can't be true, right?"
"You... You..."
As he spoke, Nezha also began to recall why the iron fan was so good to Sun Xiaokong, and he was so affectionate.
It turned out that there was an adultery for a long time!
"Well, I'll explain it to you later when I have time. ”
"You..."
Before Sun Xiaokong could speak, Nezha suddenly interrupted: "No, I suddenly remembered something." ”
"Your nine hundred gold pills, I seem to have to make up at least a few hundred years, the four heavenly kings owe you six thousand, what will they pay back?"
"Your Jin Dan shouldn't be going to be lost, right?"
Sun Xiaokong was also drunk, shook his head and said, "Hey, don't worry about it, eat it." ”
(Mom sells batches, the more you write, the more watery, skip!)
Morning.
After Nezha had a full meal, he went back to Heaven directly.
But Tang Sanzang came back alone.
As for where this Xuanji went, Sun Xiaokong and the others asked.
But Tang Sanzang didn't reply.
At this time, Tang Sanzang was still entangled in his heart... Struggling...
Should I start this relationship?
Fate, in Zixia's words, is the biggest arrangement from God.
This heaven = as it comes.
A group of people walked down the road.
Sun Xiaokong looked at Tang Sanzang as if he had lost his soul, and persuaded him seriously: "Sometimes you don't have to think about it so much. ”
"In this life, if you have the opportunity, you will live a better life. ”
"If you don't have a chance, you will live like Bajie and Lao Sha, without heart and lungs. ”
Tang Sanzang pursed his lips and didn't say anything.
gave Sun Xiaokong a look, which meant: "Pull it down, aren't you the same, so many confidants, I haven't seen who you slept with..."
Sun Xiaokong sat on the horse, turned back a roll of his eyes and said: "Mom sells batches, Lao Tzu hasn't decided who to give the first time, virgins must have a sense of ceremony, you know a fart." ”
Tang Sanzang gave another look: "Don't blow it, you're cowardly..."
Zhu Bajie and the others looked at Tang Sanzang and Sun Xiaokong with a confused expression, and they couldn't understand what the two of them were talking about.
The group was on the road for a long time.
Finally stopped by a large river.
Sun Xiaokong looked at the river that could not be seen at a glance, and thought in his heart, "This should be the Tongtian River, right?"
This time, without waiting for Sun Xiaokong to speak, Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "Eight hundred miles lead to the Tianhe." ”
Tang Sanzang listened to Zhu Bajie's words, and said with some surprise: "How do you know Bajie?"
Zhu Ba pointed to a stone tablet in the distance, which read 'Tongtian River'.
And there are ten small words next to it: 'Eight hundred miles away, few people have traveled since ancient times.' ’
"Of course, this is all learned from Brother Monkey. Zhu Bajie said with a smile.