Chapter 155: It's All My Uncle's Fault
Here and now, here and now.
Emperor Bai Qiandi, the wine fairy, bent down rarely, rubbed his hands nervously, with an expression on his face that he had never done in his life, approached Ning Shi lightly, and asked cautiously: "That, that, stinky boy, do you need me, help you?"
Half a day, no reply.
Nonsense!
It's already a miracle that Ning Shi can persist and not fall, he can't speak to the spring night, will he have the kung fu to take care of this strange uncle?
Ning Shi glanced at Bai Qiandi with his eyes: "Help me?"
Bai Qiandi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said nervously: "It's okay if you don't help, it's okay if you don't help, then, I'll help you vent your breath and beat them?"
Ning Shi pursed his lips and sneered, which meant: "Who are you? Want me to beg you? Haven't you seen enough jokes? You better save it! Lao Tzu can't afford it!"
Bai Qiandi didn't know what to say, so he asked again: "Do you eat dim?" You say what you want to eat, I'll get it for you, and I will definitely not rob you this time." ”
There's really nothing to say.
Snacks?
Ning Shi opened his mouth, and a mouthful of blood flowed out of his mouth: "How can I eat like this? You want to see my jokes!
This is really not level, say it, and look at Ning Shi's expression again, Emperor Bai Qian regrets it.
I really don't have the talent to coax children, and I can't even be an uncle, that's really not, inexperienced.
Thinking like this, Bai Qiandi decided to ask some real questions: "Just now you said that you haven't seen your father, but your aunt Meng Bajiu's surname is Meng, how do you know that your surname is Ning? How did Meng Bajiu explain it to you? Where did she pick you up? Do you still have any impression of what happened when you were a child? Maybe it's been a long time, you can think about it again." ”
Ning Shi was too lazy to deal with Bai Qiandi, and then Bai Qiandi moved in front of him, bent down and asked him, and leaned in front of his eyes to ask.
And then.
Ning Shi glared at Bai Qiandi viciously, opened his mouth, and said with his mouth: "Uncle, trouble, get out of the way, you are very annoying." ”
In the distance, the battle between Shen Hubao and Spring Night was close to white-hot, the Spirit Rhino Totem of Spring Night was blurry and almost invisible, and the whole person was also pressed and beaten by Shen Hubao, could Ning Shi not be in a hurry?
But in the eyes of Emperor Bai Qian, there was only Ning Shi, and his whole person's brain almost didn't turn, and he even forgot to treat Ning Shi, only thinking about how to make Ning Shi accept himself first, and accept that he also had an uncle, dear, dear.
This, it sounds simple, but Bai Qiandi really doesn't know how to explain it, the only blood that his sister left with him has been used, and he can't convince this stinky boy with birthmarks alone.
If you have to find a way, you can't be helpless.
Emperor Bai Qian scratched his white hair in distress, only to feel that his skull hurt, which was much more difficult than cultivation.
Sometimes.
Things in this world are so weird, a mouth, a pair of eyes, can complete a conversation.
Bai Qiandi: "Your name is Ning Shi, right?"
Ning Shi glared: "Nonsense." ”
Bai Qiandi: "But I want to call you Xiao Ningzi, I like this Ning character." ”
Ning Shi: "Are you scolding me for being like a eunuch?"
Bai Qiandi: "Do you want to know who your mother is?"
Ning Shi: "I don't want to." ”
Bai Qiandi: "Why?"
Ning Shi: "It's enough for me to have an aunt, since they lost me, then I don't think about it anymore." ”
Emperor Bai Qian: "But that's your mother." ”
Ning Shi: "Then why didn't she come to me?"
Bai Qiandi: "What if she dies?"
Ning Shi: "It's all dead, let me know, is it useful?"
Bai Qiandi: "Your mother is gone, isn't there still your uncle! If you know who your mother is, don't you know who your uncle is?"
Ning Shi: "Hmph, my mother doesn't come to me, can my uncle come? What about deceiving ghosts? When I'm a child?"
Bai Qiandi: "Actually, what I want to tell you is ......"
Ning Shi: "You are my uncle?"
Bai Qiandi: "Haha, this, that, you kid, you're so smart." ”
Ning Shi: "You are my uncle, then I am still your second uncle!"
Emperor Bai Qiandi: "Stinky boy, how can you talk nonsense." ”
Ning Shi: "Uncle, isn't it ashamed to take advantage of children?"
Bai Qiandi: "I didn't lie to you, I lied to you, I was a bastard." ”
Ning Shi: "Then I'll take a look at you when you become a bastard, if you can become a bastard, I believe you are my uncle." ”
Bai Qiandi: "I know, it's not easy for anyone to believe this kind of thing, I have evidence." You have a fuchsia birthmark on your back, and that birthmark is like a sword. ”
Ning Shi: "Thank you, I don't even know myself, thank you for seeing it just now." ”
Bai Qiandi: "Your blood and my sister's blood can be fused together, which is enough to show that I am your uncle." ”
Ning Shi: "Melt one, I'll take a look, you can take my blood as you like, it's everywhere on your body, you're welcome." ”
Emperor Bai Qian: "I only have one drop of your mother's natal blood, which I used to find you, and I used it just now." ”
Ning Shi: "Editor, continue to edit, it's a pity that you don't talk about the book." ”
Bai Qiandi: "Your mother has always been sincere to others, why didn't you inherit this advantage!"
Ning Shi: "Look, this shows that my mother is not your sister." ”
Bai Qiandi: "I am the wine fairy Bai Qiandi, I really won't lie to people." ”
Ning Shi: "My aunt is Meng Bajiu. ”
Emperor Bai Qian: "I ......"
Ning Shi: "Are you their helper?"
Emperor Bai Qian: "Huh?"
Ning Shi: "You've been blocking my sword. ”
Bai Qiandi: "Do you still want to fight?"
Ning Shi: "I can still make a sword, I am Meng Bajiu's ......"
Emperor Bai Qiandi suddenly solemnly approached Ning Shi's eyes: "You are my nephew of Emperor Bai Qiandi, my nephew, with your uncle here, I need you to use your sword?
Bai Qiandi's voice suddenly enlarged, and he no longer lowered his voice, for fear that others would hear it: "I admit that it was my uncle's fault that I was late, I didn't go to the Chengjian Grass House sixteen years ago, and I couldn't find you when I came out three years ago." ”
The voice continued to get louder: "I also admit that I didn't recognize you at the first time, and I didn't let you eat the dim sum just now, it's my uncle's fault." ”
"I have to admit that it is my uncle's fault that I have been sitting at this banquet all this time, but I have watched you being beaten until you vomit blood, and you are beaten until you can't stand up. ”
"I must admit that I love face, I want to help you, and I want you to beg me. I'm blind, I'm lost, my own kid, let others help, I'm alone. This adult world, the disgusting of adults, the dirtiness of adults, but let you children carry it, it is the uncle's fault. ”
"It's all my uncle's fault. ”
"It's all my uncle's fault. ”