Volume 1 Fat Pig Turns Over Chapter 26 Wine is a bit on top
Three taels of wine glasses, five people actually drank it all. Xiaopang was a little forced to see this formation, what is this way to drink, it is really a waste to drink such a good liquor as cold water, how can you drink liquor like this.
It is said that if the five of them bullied Chubby so much, they should not be forgiven, even if they are not disabled, they must be kept in the hospital for a few days. But Xiaopang still has his generous side, although these five people have bullied him, they have also beaten him. However, the five of them once did one thing, and Chubby still thinks of them.
This incident is: when Chubby's parents were hit and killed, five people in the dormitory rushed to Chubby's house after hearing about it and helped him take care of his parents' funeral. The big money also hired a few younger brothers to threaten Chubby and make him quiet, but these five people came forward to defend Chubby. It was also they who went to negotiate with Tuda and asked for a million compensation for Xiaopang.
At that time, the five of them were also a little pitiful and chubby, but this kid was really not angry, too wretched. Gradually, their attitude changed and they began to bully him. Knowing that he had a million in compensation, it wasn't too much for him to buy some breakfast.
This is the reason why Chubby misses them well, otherwise they might have blown up a long time ago, no one is a fool, let them bully them for so long. That day, it was also because of Zhao Lei and Jia Li that Xiaopang was angry, which led to the conflict between the five people, if it weren't for this dog man and woman, maybe Xiaopang would still be willing to buy breakfast for the five people.
If it weren't for their kindness, Xiaopang might have gone to the Internet café with a kitchen knife to find them that day, and he didn't really want to chop the five people, he just wanted to scare them and make them remember it longer, so that they wouldn't bully him endlessly in the future, but everything went wrong and didn't go as planned.
Xiaopang also stood up, picked up the wine glass, and had a look of embarrassment on his face, but seeing that the five people had done it, he couldn't pretend to be cowardly, so he didn't care what the consequences would be when the blood came up, so he raised the wine glass and drank it as soon as he raised his neck. I felt a line of fire flowing down my throat through my esophagus and into my stomach, and the fire was uncomfortable.
In fact, it's not just the little fat person who is uncomfortable, but the five people are just charging the heroes, drinking more than 50 degrees of liquor as cold water, who can stand it? It's just that this is the righteousness of the rivers and lakes, and it is also an unwritten rule, if this first glass of wine is not dried up, then it is not a refreshing person.
After the first glass of wine was finished, Long Gang immediately poured it full for Xiaopang, and poured it himself, and the others also had a posture of sacrificing their lives to accompany the gentleman, and then poured the cup full.
Long Gang saw that the wine glasses were full, and immediately raised them again: "Let's raise our glasses again, let's do good things in pairs, there will be a fat brother covering us in the future, I see who dares to disagree, I believe that our dormitory will be able to break out of this small Cangji University." Here, cheers. ”
As soon as he said the word "cheers", Chubby was a little dumbfounded, if he toasted again, it was not certain what he would be like, although he didn't feel anything yet. Immediately stood up and grabbed Long Gang's arm: "Boss, uh... No, second, phew, what should I call you?"
Long Gang immediately put down the wine glass, grabbed the little fat hand, and smiled all over his face: "Fat brother can call him whatever he likes, if not, you can call me Gangzi, anyway, I will be your little brother in the future." ”
Xiaopang nodded: "Gangzi, do we have to drink it like this, this is more than 50 degrees of liquor, and it can't be drunk as beer." ”
Long Gang's face also had a look of embarrassment: "Fat brother, this is the righteousness of the rivers and lakes, and it is also the rule of our drinking, no matter what kind of wine it is, the first few glasses are dry, or you decide, we will drink whatever you say, and the brothers will listen to you." ”
Hearing this, Xiaopang was also a little embarrassed, since it was a rule, how could he change it at will when he first arrived, so he could only sit down slowly and wave his hand to Long Gang: "Since it is a rule, then let's do it." ”
Long Gang was greatly encouraged, the smile on his face became brighter, and he raised his glass again: "Come, the fat brother has already spoken, what else do the brothers have to say, good things come in pairs, and the fat brother is our lucky star." . ”
"It's done. ”
"It's done. ”
It's another three taels of white wine.
The old six, who was a little drunk, just drank it and didn't put down the wine glass, he collapsed on the chair, closed his eyes and was unconscious. The strength of the previous glass of wine has been turned up, and he can't stand it anymore if he drinks this glass again. The other four were also uncomfortable, all a little swaying, but they were still sitting there like dogs.
Only Xiaopang didn't seem to have any big feelings, and he wondered in his heart, could it be that he drank so well? Looking at these five people, they didn't look like they were pretending, why didn't he have anything to do?
At this time, Zhao Keming's voice sounded in his mind: "Boy, don't be too happy, it's not that you drink so much, do you think that kung fu is practiced in vain, is this little wine still a matter for us cultivators." Alas, I don't know how many years I haven't drunk alcohol, it's a bit greedy. ”
"It's okay, Master, I'll get drunk in a while, you just smell the wine. ”
"Get out, don't be a kid, I don't know what this wine looks like, but looking at the cowardice of a few of them, it should be very strong, you better take protective measures as soon as possible, don't lie down yourself later." ”
"Why, I can't go out and buy hangover medicine now. ”
"We cultivators actually rely on drugs to relieve hangover, you are not ashamed to say it, do what I say, and ensure that you will not get drunk after a thousand cups. ”
Chubby couldn't help but be overjoyed, he also understood the importance of drinking, as long as he could not get drunk in a thousand glasses, then he could take these boys into it again.
Zhao Keming began to teach him the method of hangover: "Run the true qi, run the wine you drink with the true qi, silently feel the direction of the true qi in the body, go upstream from the dantian, first pass through the qi sea acupoint, and then go to the Shenque acupoint - Juque acupoint - trembling acupoint, and the true qi reaches the trembling acupoint and then diverts to the left and right." ”
"Wait a minute, Master, what are you talking about, I'm not a medical student, how do I know where these acupoints are. ”
Zhao Keming's expression froze, and he was about to scold, but thinking about it, people now are like this, so he still held back, "Dantian knows where it is, the true qi is lifted from the dantian, first to the stomach, and then to the chest, and then to the chest, go to both sides, you decide which side you want to go."
The direction of the left arm is Tianchi acupoint - Tianquan acupoint - Quze acupoint - Xuanmen acupoint - Yan envoy acupoint - Neiguan acupoint - Daling acupoint - Laogong acupoint, and finally gather in the middle chong acupoint of the middle finger of the left hand;
The direction of the right arm is Zhongfu Acupoint - Yunmen Acupoint - Tianfu Acupoint - Xia Bai Acupoint - Qize Acupoint - Kong Zhi Acupoint - Lieqi Acupoint - Jingqu Acupoint - Taiyuan Acupoint - Yuji Acupoint, and finally gathered in the Shangyang Acupoint of the index finger of the right hand. ”
Chubby raised the index finger of his right hand and the middle finger of his left hand, bent the other four fingers, looked left and right, and his right hand was okay, which looked quite normal. This posture of the left hand is not very good, no matter how you look at it, it is scolding. Pouted to his left hand, and Chubby put it down, or his right hand was more civilized.
According to what Zhao Keming said, Xiao Fat began to operate the true qi in his body, although he didn't know where the acupoints were, but he also knew that as long as he could force the true qi to his right index finger. The true qi drove the liquor drunk into his body to swim in Xiao Fat's body, and finally really gathered in the Shangyang acupoint of his right index finger.
But when the wine arrived here, it couldn't get out, and it was swollen as if it had been smashed. Xiaopang felt that he was not wrong in his operation, but why didn't he go out? Hurriedly went to ask Zhao Keming for help: "Master, please save me, your fingers are about to explode." ”
Zhao Keming was instructing Xiaopang according to the method of practicing sword qi back then, it is said that this situation should not occur? After a little pondering, he understood what the reason was, the sword qi was a condensed void gas, but this liquor was a tangible entity, and if you wanted to come out of the acupoint, you had to have an outlet.
"Dig your fingers so you can get out. Zhao Keming also reminded anxiously.
Chubby looked left and right, there was no knife or anything, how to cut his fingers, he couldn't bite it with his teeth. When he was at a loss, Chubby suddenly found the toothpick box on the table, and immediately took out a toothpick in it, and pierced his fingers with a ruthless heart.
As soon as the mouth opened, the liquor inside spurted out like a water sword. They were all sprayed on the face of the sixth man sitting opposite him, fortunately, two glasses of wine were drunk, and the other people were drunk and hazy, Long Gang just saw a stream of water sprayed on the face of the sixth child from the little fat.
"Fat, fat brother, you, what are you doing, why, spitting on the sixth child?" asked Long Gang with some slurred words.
"Uh... , What kind of saliva is this, I got some mineral water to make the sixth sober up, I haven't mentioned the wine yet, why did I lie down. Come, come, come, get up, and I'll say two words. ”
As soon as he heard Xiaopang say that he wanted to be lectured, Long Gang immediately tried to sit up straight, and patted the third child next to him, the third child patted the fourth, and slapped it in turn, everyone tried to stay awake, and the sixth child was also a little sober after the wine sword spray just now. was slapped twice by the fifth child next to him, and finally opened his eyes in a daze.
Xiaopang poured another glass of liquor, and the brothers saw that it was not easy for him to change to other wine, so they could only fill another glass each. Xiaopang stood up with a wine glass, and was also a little emotional: "Brothers, none of us are allowed to mention the past again, no matter what you did to me at the beginning, it is already in the past." I remember all your kindness to me, and I will cover you in the future, and if anyone dares to bully you, I will never spare him. Here, cheers. ”
After drinking a little wine, Xiaopang's arrogance was also forced out, and he became a little arrogant. Long Gang and the others were heart-warming when they heard this, what could be more pleasing than having a big brother cover, this glass of wine must be dried. With another tilt of the neck, the cup of the six was empty again.