The so-called "Shaolin warrior monks" are actually the armed forces distributed by the ruling class among the people in order to facilitate their own governance, and they are essentially just monks and soldiers.

Therefore, don't think that those Shaolin monks can afford to bear the chivalrous name, they are just violent machines and bald thugs raised by the state.

The court gives money and food, which is generally not insufficient, and even they still have land, so they have to eat the people's offerings. Therefore, most of these monks and "Buddhist disciples" are actually lazy and greedy for happiness!

There are even some "masters", brazen people who sell their fame and reputation!

You can't do anything, you just deceive the world and play tricks!

Why do you pretend to be gods and ghosts and recite useless scriptures when you think they can be equated with labor?

Hehe, I don't know what others think, I am especially disgusted with these monks. In particular, it is most annoying to encounter a monk "turning into a fate".

Turning into a relationship, turning a relationship, isn't it just asking for food and money? What's so hard?

For this kind of thing, it has to be far-fetched to get involved with a "Buddha fate". Well said!

Lao Tzu obeyed your wishes and gave you money, which is "related to the Buddha", and if he does not give you money, he is "disobedient to the Buddha"?

Cut! Grass Nyima, it's shameless! Pretend to be forced to go home.

It's not as good as those called Hanako in the beggar gang, at least they are upright, saying that if they want food, they want food, and begging is begging, and they are never cheap and good.

......

This person is right, I don't know what kind of person he is, is he a good person or a bad person?

Now, we haven't received any orders to assassinate him, and I don't have a grudge against him, so it seems a bit unreasonable to go to him and Shaolin Temple for trouble.

So, after being too lazy to bother and hanging Tie Zhongda's head at the door of the Shaolin Temple, I left.

In fact, it was just to scare and scare these monks, and warn them, if any of them had evil intentions and had something to do with the mastermind behind the killing of Luo Yunming, then they should be careful!

Hehe, "the world's martial arts come out of Shaolin". I'd want to see if any of you can find me and kill me!

The so-called "Shaolin Seventy-two Stunts", I have already learned the staff of impermanence and the Shura knife, but it is just those two hits, only minor injuries, I want to know more!

On the seventh day of the Xinmao year, I was in Tianxianglou outside Changsha City, and I met two wild monks, "Zicong" and "Ziming", two ...... Uh, the famous, the brazen, the half-hung "master".

They fully demonstrated to me the two "Shaolin skills" of the Impermanence Staff and the Shura Knife.

Here's the thing: That day, I was ordered to hunt down and kill He Bitao, a traitor to the Hengshan faction, and when I arrived at Tianxianglou, I was confronting him.

I could have killed him with a single move by all kinds of shameless and despicable means, but at that time, I thought of his little act of kindness, and I relented for a moment and couldn't do it, so something happened.

When I was following up before, I accidentally saw that this kid actually helped a villager on the side of the mountain, and gave 200 yuan and a bag of dry food to the owner of the family.

The owner was a blind old man, and there was a little girl doll of seven or eight years old, with tattered clothes, a black face and a clear eye.

Maybe the old man and the little girl haven't eaten for a while, and after receiving this dry food, they don't know how to eat. He Bitao was sharp-eyed, saw the clue, and hurriedly set up an iron pot on the dirty stove in his house, boiled the water, and boiled the dry food into a pot of porridge.

In this way, two lives, an old man and a young man, were saved.

I felt that this dying target didn't know that he was in danger and had the leisure to help others, so I wondered if I would kill a good person by mistake, so I hesitated.

At that time, I just wanted to ask who he had offended and why they had to put him to death.

Although, I'm just a killer, just take money to kill people, I shouldn't have asked so much.

But at that time, the blind old man's grateful face and the innocent eyes of the little girl made me feel a sense of confusion...... Don't dare to attack He Bitao.

Why run away? Haha! What a good name for this dog day!

It turned out that he fled here to meet his little sister Mo Qingqing privately. It is Mo Wu's daughter. The pearl of the head of Hengshan Mo.

Alas, to put it bluntly, it is actually a pair of infatuated men and women who are not blessed.

It turns out that Old Man Mo hired me to hunt him down, but it's just his baby daughter's lover, what the hell is going on?

But when people fall in love at a young age, Qingqing and I, are the two monks in trouble?

They couldn't even see it, so dignified, Zicong suddenly put a flywheel and scratched He Bitao, and he also said: "Help the young man capture the thief." ”

Hehe, I'm damn it!

Who the fuck am I going to kill, and I need your fucking monk to help?

I haven't even figured out whether to hurt him or not, which are you anxious about?

I was dressed modestly, in sackcloth, and even my belt was nothing more than a simple hand-rubbed rope. He Bitao is even more shabby, his clothes are worn, there are patches, and the toes can be seen on both uppers. You two dog monks are dressed neatly and neatly, in a high-end restaurant like Tianxianglou, there is wine and meat, chicken and fish to eat, not to mention breaking your meat rings, enjoying your blessings, and taking care of other people's idle affairs?

What's the matter? Jealous that there is a beautiful little girl next to them?

Hahaha!

So, instead of thanking these two "masters" for their help, I scolded them and said, "Get out of here! Master doesn't need you two bald asses to interfere! Wherever it's cool, get out and die!"

So, naturally, I got involved with these two "masters".

Zicong's "Shura Knife" is gloomy and sharp, and it does have two hits, and I admit that if I hadn't opened up the distance and I shot him with a hidden weapon, I might not have been his opponent if I had a hard bar in the front.

At that time, I didn't have a Weiyang sword, and the weapons I used were mediocre and had no advantages.

The self-evident "Impermanence Staff" is also tricky and vicious, if I didn't know that they were Shaolin monks, I really thought that this guy had also practiced the "Sunflower Treasure Book", and his moves were really perverted.

Nearly killed me.

In the end, of course, I won, brutally killing the two monks. How else would I have a way to tell a story here?

Later, I realized that the reason why these two bald donkeys intervened might be because they wanted to kill He Bitao first, and then kill me too, so that they could rob Mo Qingqing. But this is just my speculation, and there is no full evidence.

But it was that time that made my impression of Shaolin and Buddhism even worse.

As much disgust as there is.

Fortunately, these two wild monks are relatively thin, I don't know how they take care of them, and they are not fat people while eating wine and meat.

Their body shape is just similar to He Bitao and Mo Qingqing.

Therefore, after killing these two wild monks, I stripped them naked and burned them to charcoal, and then instructed He Bitao and Mo Qingqing: "Elope! You two, get Lao Tzu out of the Ming Dynasty, go as far as you want! If you dare to come back, let me see you, I will burn you two to ashes!"

......

I regarded the charred corpses of self-congratulation and self-understanding as He Bitao and Mo Qingqing, and deceived Mo Wei and said: "The two of them refused to separate until death, and both died in the fire." ”

Mo Lao'er's face changed from sauce purple to pork liver, and he almost died of anger.

I don't regret it after he is in charge, that's the result!

If you feel guilty and feel sorry for your daughter, you will wake up and sweat in the middle of the night, you deserve it!

Grass Nima, who do people like, you are a father, can't you give freedom? You have to be so dictatorial, it is up to your preferences.

He Bitao, that kid, I look good!

Otherwise, your daughter will like him so much?

In fact, they are all alive and well.

However, in your life, when you enter the ground, you may not know about it.

You're going to blame me, huh...... I grass Nyima was hired by you. If you want revenge, come on!

You're going to be sad, haha, mediocrity bothering yourself.

Well deserved, deserved!