Volume 1: The Fat Pig Turns Over Chapter 37 Farts and Makes a Storm
Xiaopang dealt with the injuries of several people, sat back on his bed and glanced at a few people, lowered his head again, and sighed after a while: "Alas, I know that several of you are all for my good, but who can say that the emotional matter can be let go, and the whole body will retreat." If you don't make yourself bruised, then what's the point of this love?"
"People are happy with each other, no complaints and no regrets, what are you trying to do, just because you used to like her?" Long Gang scolded Xiao Fat indignantly.
"I like her now, too. "Chubby is obviously a little lacking in confidence.
"Damn, you're really infatuated enough, the five-body throw that I admire. ”
"Yes, fat brother, what are you trying to do, that Jia Li is not a heavenly immortal, nor is she a good person, why are you so deep?"
"Grass, a slut has become a fragrant bait. ”
"In my opinion, it's just a vulgar fan, why are you fascinated like this, fat brother?"
"Hmph, if you can still have a good playboy with Zhao Lei, you have already become a rotten thing. ”
Several other people were also angry and attacked Jia Li one after another.
Xiaopang is also helpless, it seems that his brother has a really deep prejudice against Jia Li, and he will not be able to untie this knot for a while, so he waved his hand to a few people: "Brothers, let's not talk about this first, now I will pass on to you a set of internal strength and mental methods, and you can achieve great cultivation when you practice to the highest level, and you will be able to ascend to the immortal realm in the future, and you will be in the immortal class, so you must study hard."
This set of exercises is called "Nine Xiao Blazing Sun Gong", it is the first sect in the world that year Lingxiao Sect does not pass on the secret method, I also got it by chance, the immortals passed on me and disappeared without a trace, I will say a sentence you memorize, and then I am giving you a detailed explanation, if there is anything you don't understand, ask me again. In order to change the topic, Chubby can only use this method.
When a few people heard that Xiaopang actually wanted to pass on their practice of cultivating immortals, their hearts were also excited, this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they never dreamed that they would have the opportunity to cultivate immortals. Immediately, they all brought their own stools and surrounded Xiaopang, forgetting all about Jia Li.
"Master, can I do this?" Xiaopang wanted to communicate with Zhao Keming in the Yuan Shen.
"Alas, I didn't expect the cultivation to decline to such a state, pass it on, if you don't pass it on, there will really be no successor, whether it can be done or not is not certain, but as long as it can be passed on, it is hope, I support you. Zhao Keming said sadly.
With the master's permission, Xiaopang began to teach a few people the Nine Heavens Yang Gong: "The Tao Dharma Heaven is composed of yin and yang, and the qi travels through the passage to remove turbidity injuries. When the clouds open on the day of success, you can step on the Nine Heavens Immortal Gang. ”
Xiaopang finished reading the opening poem, although the five of them were a little foggy and didn't understand it very well, with their literary skills, it was still a little difficult to understand this kind of ancient poetry, but they could still understand the last sentence, they didn't know what Jiuxiao was, but Lie Xiangang was very clear.
"Come, you all go back to your beds, cross your knees and close your eyes, and follow me to do it, and you will be angry and dantian..." Xiao Pang closed his eyes and took a deep breath and entered his dantian.
"Fat, fat brother, where is the dantian?" asked Long Gang in a whispered with some embarrassment.
As soon as he heard this question, Xiao Pang just inhaled a breath without holding back a 'poof' and squirted out, opened his eyes and saw that the five people were staring at him with ignorant eyes, Xiao Pang shook his head helplessly: "Don't you even read martial arts novels, why don't you even know where the dantian is?
The lower dantian is the Ren Maiguan Yuan acupoint, and the dantian of our luck is the lower dantian, which is three inches below the umbilicus, which is the place where the essence is hidden. The upper dantian is the sexual root, and the lower dantian is the lifeline. If you give your life to cultivate, you can get through the big and small Zhoutian, and reach the realm of refining the gods and returning to the void.
Qi sinking dantian is to inhale a breath to gather in the dantian, insist for a while and then spit it out, and so on, and then cooperate with the mantra I passed on to you to practice, over time you can remove the filthy qi in the body, nourish and mix the qi of the heavens, so that the true qi in the body is gradually enriched. ”
Xiaopang taught a few people from 3 o'clock in the afternoon until 7 o'clock in the evening, which can be regarded as explaining the simplest introductory exercises to them, and began to meditate quietly. It's just that several of them are the children of rich families who don't learn and don't know how to learn, so their ancient literary skills are too poor, as long as they don't explain it at all, they can't understand it.
The simple breathing and breathing of a few people can be mastered, and the rest can only be self-practice accumulated over time. But there is another thing that makes them very distressed, that is, the sixth Dong Xu always farts when he breathes. At first, everyone didn't think much of it, but slowly the house was always filled with a strong smell of rotten eggs.
Although the few people who had been meditating with their eyes closed tried to achieve inner peace, the smell was too unbearable, and Long Gang was the first to jump up. He jumped out of bed and began to rummage around the house, thinking that someone's smelly socks or something had broken into the house, but he couldn't find the source of the problem.
After cleaning up in recent days, the dormitory is now very clean, and it is no longer as dirty and messy as before. Long Gang tossed, and several other people also woke up, and they could understand what Long Gang was doing without thinking about it, and the other four people also joined the rummaging team, only Dong Xu, the sixth in the upper bunk, sat still, peeking at a few people with apologetic eyes.
The five people who didn't turn out anything all stood on the ground frowning: "Did you also smell a foul smell?" Long Gang asked suspiciously.
"yes. ”
"That's right. ”
"Where did it come from?"
"If this is just a force that I can accept, why is it getting stronger and stronger, and it almost makes my Dao heart unstable. Even Chubby was disgusted, which was much stronger than the smell on his body at the beginning.
Long Gang looked around again, and as soon as he looked up, he saw Dong Xu sitting on the top bunk without moving, and now he was even more puzzled: "Oh, sixth brother, don't you smell anything, why can you still sit so honestly?"
Dong Xu smiled a little embarrassedly on his face, and scratched his head embarrassedly: "That, I smelled it, but, but it's acceptable." You still don't have enough peace of mind, didn't the fat brother say, you must be able to travel outside the world, forget things and me, your realm is not enough. ”
"Don't me, I said that, but I can't stand the stench, and it almost drove me mad. When we meditate and practice, we don't care about anything, but it's just a process of breathing and breathing, and if we don't even have a breath of fresh air, it will be so painful. Chubby retorted mercilessly.
"That, that, fat brother, don't be angry, this stink may be coming from me. Dong Xu saw that Xiaopang was already like this, and he was very upset, so he could only take the initiative to admit it.
As soon as they heard this, several people glared at Dong Xu angrily, and Long Gang stretched out his hand to pull the quilt he covered his body, and immediately a smell came to his face, almost smoking Long Gang's head, his face was about to turn green, and he hurriedly covered his mouth and nose and flashed back.
It turned out that Dong Xu also knew that his fart was a little stinky, so he quietly surrounded his lower body with a quilt, which really shrouded a lot of stench. But as soon as Long Gang pulled the quilt like this, all the stench that was covered was released, and the smell in the room was a little spicy.
Long Gang flashed to the back and slammed open the door of the house, ran out and took a few breaths of the slightly less smelly air, and finally took a breath. The third child also hurriedly opened the window to allow the air to circulate, which washed away the smell a little, and several people also ran to the dormitory corridor to find fresh air.
The five of them took a breath in the corridor outside before entering the dormitory, Dong Xu was a little embarrassed, so he didn't move. Long Gang came in and glanced at Dong Xu: "Alas, I'll go, sixth brother, you are really awesome, you have been fumigated by the stench all the time, and you don't even move the place, I can be regarded as convinced of you." ”
Dong Xu could only smile awkwardly and surrender to the five people, which could be regarded as an apology.
Xiaopang was also a little incomprehensible: "I said the sixth child, usually you fart a little bit, we all know this, but there is no such thing as today, your fart is about to catch up with the gas bomb." ”
"Fat brother, I really didn't mean to, maybe there is something wrong with the exercises you taught me. Dong Xu also looked aggrieved.
"Don't talk about calves, it's okay if we practice, as long as you have a lot of problems, you can blame the fat brother for having a problem with the exercises if you fart. If you can't pull, you'll have to blame the earth for not gravitational. "The third child is also a little unhappy.
Dong Xu also felt that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly explained: "No, no, it's not a problem with the exercises, it's my own bad stomach, as long as I take a few breaths, I want to fart." The fat brother said that it was to let the qi sink into the dantian, and then the clear qi would fall and the turbidity would rise, and the turbidity that had been replaced would be spit out from his mouth.
I sank down, but when I came up, I felt that there was a little bit of it, maybe my turbidity was too turbid, and the weight was relatively large and a little bit couldn't come up, so I let out a fart after a few breaths. ”
"You're scolding us, our turbidity comes out of our mouths, and you let it out with a fart, right? Long Gang was also angry, and wanted to go up and pull Dong Xu down.
But he was stopped by Xiaopang, he beckoned to Dong Xu, "Come, sixth, you come down first, I'll show you." ”
Dong Xu immediately hugged the quilt tightly, his head shook like a rattle, "Fat brother, please spare me, I don't dare to go down, they have to tear me up." The reason why he never got out of bed was because he was afraid that he would be attacked by a group, and several other people did keep glaring at him.