Chapter 47: Kicked by a Donkey
After climbing several Phoenix Mountains, Ape Ren finally reached the territory of King Jinba.
Although Ape Ren is a little smaller, it represents Li Ke's naughty childish nature, but fortunately, he is still Li Ke's doppelganger, and with a little bit of Li Ke's caution, he decided to change and go in to investigate.
Ape Ren disguised his appearance slightly, lying on his side on a dead log, and lazily singing a little song.
I'm a little monster, free and at ease.
Kill people without blinking, eat people without salt.
At this time, a goat monster with a height of one and a half meters walked over.
"Hey, you little monster, that part." The goat monster looked ape Ren up and down: "Look at your smoky appearance, burner boiler, right? Today, the three leaders have arrested two people, and they are going to steam the filial piety to the king, you come to burn the fire for me."
"Steamed people eat, I like it the most". Ape Ren jumped off the wood with his heel.
"This steaming is divided into steaming, boiling, steaming, steaming, fumigation, baking, potsticker steaming, oil steaming, sauce steaming, stock steaming, how do we steam today."
"Steaming is so troublesome, add water and boil it won't be over." How have goats seen so much evaporation, and were doubted by the ape.
"That's not necessarily, add water and boil it directly, that is, steaming, this steaming also has a saying, three ripe, the meat is bloody, add a little green onion and ginger fishy and delicious; five mature, crispy and strong, full of chewy; nine mature, bone and flesh separation, bite a mouth full of fragrance; ten mature, smooth and tender, mouth suck, suck, melt in the mouth." Ape Ren looked at the goat monster with flickering eyes, and couldn't help but stay, telling himself in his heart that I was a vegetarian.
The goat monster was furious by the ape, and said, "Look at your little monster monkey spirit, you can't really be a monkey spirit."
"No, no, no". Ape Ren shook his head and said, "I'm an iron boiler."
"The iron boiler can still be refined, no wonder you are smoky, it's you, follow me to steam those two humans." The goat monster looked at the ape in amazement.
"No problem". Ape Ren patted his chest and assured that his heart was still a little monster and simple, and he believed everything.
He followed the goat monster into the back kitchen of the eastern ridge of Phoenix Mountain.
This is a shed on the side of the cliff, where many little demons carry firewood, and not far from the boiler are tied two young men, a man and a woman, who look like a couple who eloped.
"The little ones add water and make a fire." The goat monster shouted.
You two have shed their hair.
"Wait a minute". Saruhito opened his mouth to stop the goat youkai.
"What's wrong?" said the goat monster.
"These two humans, just caught?" Ape Ren circled around the two humans, the two of them were probably frightened and stupid, their faces were full of tears, and their eyes were glazed.
"Yes, the three commanders just came in the morning."
"You don't pour mud and eat it?" said Saruhito and looked at the goat monster strangely.
"Dumping mud, what is dumping mud?" the goat monster was confused.
"You've eaten mussels, put water in water for two days before eating, and let them spit out mud and sand." Ape Ren, walk up to the goat.
"You think, these two people just caught, their stomachs are full of dirty, this is going to be steamed in the pot, and the taste is not all steamed meat."
The Goat Commander nodded, feeling that he made sense, and he said, "That's how we used to eat?"
I ate people before, and I can't let you go, Ape Ren said.
"So if you want to change it, you want me to say that you will starve them for two days first, and then steam them when they are hungry."
"The three commanders are going to honor the Dharma King today, so what can I do?"
Ape Ren's eyes fluttered, and he said: "Look at the old donkey pulling firewood, his limbs are weak, his whole body is fluttering, it looks like he hasn't eaten for several days, and his stomach is empty, or he should be steamed first to deal with it."
"I'll stone you monkey spirit to death." The old donkey exploded in an instant, and the man stood up, and his two hooves were glowing with an earthy yellow light, like two sledgehammers smashed down.
Ape Ren dodged with his head.
rumble
The earthquake trembled, and the mountain rock under his feet was smashed out of a pit by the old donkey, and the ground rock cracked.
Ape Ren secretly said that this old donkey has a lot of strength, and he can't be exposed for the time being, so he hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, let's discuss it again."
"Discuss a fart, big goat, I think I'll steam this monkey essence first." The old donkey took on a human form, with a pair of donkey ears on his head, and his face was longer than that of a horse.
"I am an iron boiler into a fine conditioner, steaming is not cooked, steaming is not cooked". Ape Ren hurriedly waved his hand, he felt that the old donkey was much more shrewd than the goat, and really wanted to kill him, and steamed him.
"It doesn't matter if it's steamed or not, eat it raw with a monkey brain, cut off your head, open a scoop, and serve it directly." The old donkey walked behind the goat, and his eyes blinked as if they had squinted in sand.
Aren't the old donkey and the goat in the same group?
The old donkey's eyes kept motioning to the ape Ren to look at the two little demons who added water. He also made a neck wiping motion in his hand.
Ape Ren nodded imperceptibly, and at this time, the goat monster was still struggling, whether to steam the two humans.
Ape Ren smiled on his face, pointed to the two little demons who added water to the pot, and said, "You two come here."
The two little demons probably just opened their minds and walked over with buckets.
"Do you see my fists?" Saruhito asked, he was only as tall as the waist of two youkai and slightly cute.
The two little demons nodded, and their fists were right in front of them. Of course you can see it.
"I'll be able to make them casserole the size of a casserole, believe it or not." Saruhito shook his fist
The two little demons were dazed, then shook their heads
"If you don't believe me, then you have to look down." Ape Ren's fist dangled in front of the little demon's eyes, and the two little demons lowered their heads and approached Ape Ren's fist, their eyes chasing Ape Ren's fist.
Ape Ren luck and strength, double dragon out of the hole.
At the same time, behind the goat monster, the donkey-faced monster clenched his fists with both hands, raised it high, and slammed it on the back of the goat monster's head with an oolong cover. All three youkai fell to the ground at the same time.
"You monkey spirit is very bad, you can deceive people at a young age, even such a simple little monster can deceive, and there is no humanity." Donkey Face skillfully groped for the goat monster, first pulled out the goat's hand, found that there was no ring on his finger, and then opened the goat's mouth and buckled it, but still found nothing.
One by one, he ripped off the goat's clothes and rummaged through them.
"Hmph, you donkey donkey doesn't know how long your face is, and you say that I'm very bad, look at your skillful appearance, and you don't beat people in the back." Ape Ren kicked the two little demons aside and watched the donkey-faced monster flip the baby.
"Really poor". The donkey's face finally pulled out a piece of gold from the goat, which was really useless to the cultivator.
Donkey Face finally lifted the goat monster's pants: "Monkey spirit, this goat, you are so short, do you want to cut it down and stew it to make up for it?"
"Make up for your sister, I'm amazing." Ape Ren picked up the water, took out a bucket of water from the large steamer, and poured it on the man and woman.
Ahhh
Two melodious screams pierced the calm of the mountain forest.
The man and woman looked at the ape with fear on their faces, their eyes wide open.
At this time, the ape was only ninety centimeters tall, with a pair of large smoky eyes, and a red and black body, which at first glance looked like a monkey crawling out of a chimney.
"If you scream again, I will eat you." Ape kernel bared teeth.
The man and woman immediately shut up.
"Hey, that donkey face." Saruhito turned his head to ask for the way down the mountain.
As soon as he turned his head, he saw a pair of jet-black iron hooves smashed down.
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The pair of jet-black hooves smashed against the ape's brow, making a sound of gold and iron intersecting.
The dull sound was like thunder, and the sound shook the hearts of the two humans next to them half a beat slower, and they vomited uncomfortably.
"Oops". The ape's head buzzed, and he sat on the ground.
He reached out and touched his brow, and the two bags bulged instantly.
"So hard? The old donkey was shocked, he worked all his way on this pair of front hooves, and he could step on the copper hammer, but now the hooves of the monkey spirit's head were shaken.
He thought in his heart that this monkey spirit was powerful, and he deliberately turned back into the prototype to cast hooves. How hard the monkey's head is.
"It's broken, I can't beat it". Donkey Face reacted immediately, the sneak attack didn't knock him out, and the head-on hit definitely couldn't hit him, he spread his four hooves and ran.
"Nima, you donkey face dare to knock me on a stuffy stick."
The ape was a little stunned when he was knocked on the head, and when he woke up, he only saw a slip of dust.
"We have never been the only monkeys who knock on other people's sticks, and you donkey face knocks me and I still want to run." Holding a man in his hand, Ape Ren took the man and woman in his hand, turned over and jumped on the fire cloud and chased after him along the smoke and dust.