[271] Joint Entrance Examination of 100 Schools

"I say you're number one, you're number one. ”

Ye Xuan smiled faintly.

"Nope. ”

Wang Kaixuan shook his head vigorously, and his eyes flashed with deep despair:

"How is it possible? It is impossible to take the first test, I can't take the first test in my life, I can't do arithmetic, I can't do cheat sheets and copy wrong, only jumping off the building can maintain the basic dignity, standing on the top of the building feels so good! The downstairs are all talents, and the speech has become good, even Qin Fen's stupid beep has been polite to me, and the reporters have also come, no longer go to shoot star tours, all kinds of gossip, I really like to stand on the roof of the building. ”

"......" everyone was speechless!

"......" Qin Fen's gums are bleeding, Nima, do I deserve to be scolded as a principal?

"Don't worry, the deity says that you are the first, you are the first. ”

Ye Xuan's eyes suddenly widened, and the momentum of his body changed wildly, and the majesty from the sky vibrated in his voice, and he blasted towards Wang Kaixuan.

"Get on your knees. ”

With a loud shout, Wang Kaixuan only felt that there was a true holy person from ancient times standing in front of him.

Immediately fall to your knees!

"Please!"

In the next second, Wang Kaixuan kowtowed like pounding garlic:

"Please bless me with the first place in this exam!"

"The deity promised you. Ye Xuan smiled faintly, then turned his head and left.

The crowd stood there stunned for five minutes before they came to their senses.

"Is he insane?"

"In this way, I can take the first test, then I will kowtow to him every day!"

"Heh, he doesn't think he's Manjushri or Wenqu Xingjun, right?"

"Alas, the brain circuit of neuropathy is really incomprehensible!"

The onlookers said a word, but Ye Xuan had already left, and their eyes had to fall on Wang Kaixuan.

"Hey, I said fatty, he said let you kneel, you knee, you don't really think you can take the first exam, right?" Chu Jiangchuan carried deep malice and mockery.

Wang Kaixuan shook his head, he didn't know why!

That moment!

I only felt that Ye Xuan's divine soldiers descended from the sky, and the Buddha was reincarnated!

His head was stunned, and he knelt down.

Of course, he didn't know that Xuanzun's divine might was beginning to appear, and his words and deeds were full of the majesty of the ancient giant gods, not to mention the blessing of "Tianyin"!

Everyone laughed: "Fatty, are you stupid?"

Wang Kaixuan's face turned pale: "I don't." ”

Everyone laughed loudly without any scruples: "Do you think you can take the first test?"

Wang Kaixuan's expression was gloomy: "Can't!"

Everyone laughed wildly: "Haha, then you kneel down for him? You are a psycho and an idiot, and you are a perfect match!"

Everyone laughed without scruples, Wang Kaixuan's face became more and more gloomy, he didn't say a word, and left in silence.

His fists clenched to death, his nails digging into his flesh, blood running down his fingers, dripping all the way.

When I returned home, I just entered the door and heard the roar of my parents:

"Little rabbit, where are you dead! There is rice in the pot, eat it yourself if you heat it, don't do it well tomorrow, don't enter this house in the future." ”

Wang Kaixuan turned a deaf ear, walked into his room in a huff, and locked the door.

He spread out his hand, the blood on his palm had already coagulated, the tip of his nose was sore, and tears poured out of his eyes!

"Why?

"People who don't do well in exams have to die?"

"If you don't do well in the exam, the teacher doesn't like it, the parents don't want to see you, and your classmates laugh at you!"

The more Wang Kaixuan thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, the more aggrieved he became, and finally fell asleep on the floor.

At night, he had a dream, in which he became Chu Jiangchuan, with a good family background, good looks, and better academic performance!

The teacher praises him, the parents like it, and the female classmates at school have a crush on him.

In the dream, he grinned the corners of his mouth and showed a sweet smile!

It was only in his dreams that he felt that his life was less of a failure.

......

100 Schools Joint Entrance Examination!

Everything is exactly the same as the college entrance examination.

The invigilators were all from other schools, and the teachers from this school were also disrupted and scattered to other schools to invigilate.

Therefore, everything will be quite strict.

"Ye Xuan, come on. ”

As soon as Ye Xuan stepped into the school, a gentle voice came, it turned out that Xiao Chuqing was looking for the examination room and happened to meet Ye Xuan.

Since Tang Qingya said goodbye, Xiao Chuqing's mood was very low.

"Leave Ye Xuan, I'm for your good, he's not an ordinary person, and you're not qualified to stand by his side at all. ”

This was Tang Qingya's advice to her before leaving, she didn't know what was going on!

I don't know why the little sister left Kunshi with her family, but her heart is still full of deep sadness.

Ye Xuan smiled faintly: "An exam, the deity doesn't care. ”

"Uh..."

Looking at Ye Xuan's indifferent and arrogant appearance, Xiao Chuqing stomped his feet: "I heard about your bet with Chu Jiangchuan." ”

"Chu Jiangchuan's results have always been among the best, and Wang Kaixuan has always been the first from the bottom. ”

"How does this compare?"

Ye Xuan said indifferently: "This doesn't bother you to care." ”

With that, he walked straight into his examination room.

'Hmph!' Megalomaniacal, people can't care about you anymore!'

Xiao Chuqing's face was dark, her lips were red, and the corners of her mouth were bulging, and she was extremely aggrieved.

016 Examination room.

"Hey!"

Ye Xuan raised his leg and was just about to walk in, when a voice stopped him, it turned out to be Chu Jiangchuan.

"Ye Xuan, I didn't expect you to be in the same exam room with me, interesting, interesting. ”

Chu Jiangchuan's expression was extremely arrogant, he had been focusing on the exam for more than ten years, and the papers he had taken could circle the earth together, and the scores he had taken added up to were higher than Mount Everest.

"If you don't know the question, just ask, Ben Shao can borrow you to copy it!"

"Trust me, you'll only be the last one this time. Ye Xuan said coldly.

"I'm sorry, I'm going to punch you in the face this time. Chu Jiangchuan smiled and walked directly into the examination room.

The first test is the language.

When he got the test paper, Xuanzun wrote with his pen and wrote very casually.

These questions are too childish!

It made Xuanzun very distressed.

For example:

Question: Comment on Emperor Qin, the first emperor of the ages. (Around merit, influence, etc.) ）

Answer: He is a hypocrite, a complete villain, a paranoid who wants to live forever, and a madman who wants to cry out in the world after death.

Question: In the preface to Wang Boteng's pavilion, "when you are old, you should be strong, you would rather move the heart of the white head, be poor and strong, and not fall into the ambition of the clouds." What kind of thoughts and emotions does the author express?

Answer: If you can express a fart, everyone can talk about the truth, how many can do it? It's just bragging, and if you're serious, you'll lose!

“......”

In fact, Xuanzun is also very speechless, Wang Bo is just one of the pseudonyms in his fifth life, he wrote a "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng", and silently pretended to be a force, who would have thought that it would become a famous article through the ages?

Final Essay Topic: On the Importance of Hard Work.

Ye Xuan's first sentence at the beginning: Hard work may not be successful, but if you don't work hard, you must live an easy life!

skin

This student is real skin!

This must be seen by the marking teacher, and he will definitely vomit blood and die!