Chapter 320: Smoke from afar
Although the customs of the dog Rong are different from those of the big merchants, there are not so many ceremonies for marriage, but it is also quite troublesome.
The first is to worship the white dog god and sue the continuation of the clan.
The more noble the nobility, the heavier the sacrifice to the gods.
If you are a royal family, it is impossible to end without three or five days.
After that, it's time for tribal fighting.
As a warlike and savage race, it is a tradition for the bridegroom to display martial prowess on his wedding day.
It's just that it's common to find a few partners who can perform and lose, and not only will there be no shame if you lose, but you can also get the warm hospitality of both parties, and if you lose beautifully, you can even get the favor of some spring girls.
But this time, something is different.
Even if he lived in the post house, Yin Hong had heard that there would be no less than twenty kobold priests to challenge him.
The most fucked up thing is that the royal family of Inurong has no intention of stopping it in the slightest.
And on the side of Dashang, no one cares about him, a prince who has entered another country.
Even his cheap eldest brother Yin Jiao was only busy attacking Xiqi with the dog Rong He soldiers.
Yin Hong was very irritable, he didn't know what tricks Xianmen wanted to play, and he didn't have a human body at all, as if he was a hedgehog with barbs, unable to sit still, and unable to stand steadily.
And just when every pore of his body was unpleasant, a puff of green smoke drifted into the room where he was temporarily staying.
"Smoke?hiss...... Why are you here? The old guy outside didn't stop you?"
Instantly recognizing the person, Yin Hong couldn't help but cry out in surprise and surprise.
However, hearing this question, Yan couldn't help but scold: "Can I not come? If you don't come again, will you collect my body? How much antidote did you give me in total? I have never seen such an irresponsible person as you in my life! And said that he would help me hùfǎ and enter the secret trial! Now I have been caught here, and I want to marry the princess of the dog Rong Kingdom, and I feel ashamed when I hear it!"
"Hey, hey, hey, can you say it well? Yes! I forgot to give you the antidote! But am I also forced to be helpless? Also! Don't tell me to slam the door upside down! I'm most annoyed to hear this word right now! Fuck! Lao Tzu is the head of the faction, and he has more than 10 million under his command, but he didn't expect to end up in today's field! Beep beep beep ...... Wait for Lao Tzu to beep ...... I won't let go of those beeps beep beep beeps!"
Yin Hong was also instantly bàozhà.
He could have already walked sideways in the Vermilion Bird Country and the White Tiger Country, and the monks of those two countries, even if they were as strong as Jin Dan, had to give three points of courtesy when they saw him.
But now, he only feels like a king in a bathtub, with a strong body of muscles, but he can no longer gnaw fresh shrimp and fish, and he has to be cooked at any time to make a delicious crucible!
How sad this must be!
"I don't know what you're talking about! Give me the antidote! It's been a long time since I've been out, and I must go back quickly! We've finally got acquainted, and I'll come back to your grave after getting through the dark trial." ”
was roared by Yin Hong like this, and the arrogance of the smoke suddenly weakened a little, but the words of yin and yang were weird, and he blurted out it.
"I'm fucking you*... If you die, Lao Tzu will not die! Don't think about the antidote! Stay here with Lao Tzu! If Lao Tzu dies, you will be a filial son to Lao Tzu, cry and mourn and guard the mausoleum, and then go into the earth together!"
Yin Hong's face collapsed like a crooked bitter gourd, and the breath of grief to the extreme was so thick that it couldn't be opened.
"Damn, why are you like this?"
Smoke jumped up in a hurry.
"I've always been like this! You've known me for so long, and you don't understand that I'm a person because you're slow! By the way, did the old guy outside notice you when you came in?"
Yin Hong said confidently.
He has known how to transfer hatred since he was a child, and he knows that when he is unhappy, he must make others unhappy, so that he will be better.
Now I tried it, and sure enough, the pores that were originally occluded were instantly dilated.
It's a pity that the face of the smoke is full of a thick layer of love and love: "I don't even know what you're talking about! Yin Hong! Don't make trouble! Your grievances with the Great Shang Xianmen are really not something that a little shrimp like me can afford to mix! You can do okay, let me go! I really don't want to die! I haven't seen any old guys! I don't know what tricks you're playing! Let me go!"
"Haven't you seen the old guy? Did he go to? That's right! Even if he is a god, he still wants to and pee! It seems that the situation is not as inexplicable as imagined!"
Yin Hong didn't listen to Yan at all, touched his chin, and muttered softly.
"Hey, you're so rude, do you know! I'm telling you serious business! It's a matter of life and death!"
Yan wanted to die, and wanted to get angry, but his life was in Yin Hong's hands, so it was really difficult to attack.
"It's your life or death! Let's not talk about this for now! Idle is idle, let's play a game!"
Yin Hong suddenly smiled and squinted at the smoke.
"What game?"
Yan asked reflexively, but then suddenly woke up, and said helplessly: "No! Can you give me two months of antidote first! I'm really scared and uneasy now!"
"There will definitely be an antidote. But you have to do one thing for me. ”
Yin Hong smiled thiefly, his eyes full of doubt.
"Okay, you say, when I'm scared, you're okay, right?"
Smoke was about to cry, so he had to nod.
"Bring the daughters of Lao Tzu. I haven't seen them for a long time, and I miss them a little. Mortals are still accompanied by relatives before they die, why should they be alone when Lao Tzu dies?"
Looking at the closed window playfully, Yin Hong whispered.
Hearing this request, Yan's forehead instantly broke out in a cold sweat: "You...... Are you serious?"
Yan knew very well that Yin Hong didn't miss those aliens at all, he just wanted to do something!
And according to his temper, the things to be done will definitely not be small, and it may even turn the entire East Soil upside down!
"What are you afraid of? Lao Tzu has said that he will give you an antidote, and he will not rely on you. ”
Glancing sideways, Yin Hong hinted out the window and said with a warning look.
"I ...... I just think it's a long way to go, and it's just a bit of trouble......"
Knowing that Yin Hong was worried that the partition wall had ears, Yan lowered his voice a little nervously and said.
"Trouble? Lao Tzu is going to die! Is there any trouble to send Lao Tzu to the funeral? Dare to be verbose, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will regret it now and feed your antidote to the dead dogs outside?"
Yin Hong stiffened his face.
It's just a trivial matter, and the smoke is still pushing, and he feels irritated when he looks at it.
"Okay, I'll send you a message back. But you have to give me two months' antidote, or I'll die!"
Smoke compromised.
Now, he has no other way but to pay silent tribute to the tens of millions of people of this great businessman.