Chapter 19: In the Temple of Confucius (2)

Quan Jiuye looked at Fang Shouyi, then at Shen Bingxue, sighed, and said, "Tyrannical destruction of heavenly things, violent destruction of heavenly things." Tsing Yi, although there are many strange things in this world, but this is the first time we have encountered this kind of strange thing, right?"

The man in green shirt smiled and nodded, and said, "Ninth Master, you will definitely have a lot of knowledge when you walk the rivers and lakes this time." ”

Quan Jiuye said: "That's exactly how it should be." We Lao Tzu forced you to come out, didn't it just to encounter some strange things in the rivers and lakes?"

Shen Bingxue said, "Ninth Master, what are you talking about?"

Quan Jiuye smiled: "We are talking about our happiness." ”

Shen Bingxue said: "Your happiness?"

The man in the green shirt said, "Not bad." 'Our Happiness'!"

Quan Jiuye said: "Miss Shen, I will introduce you, this is my best confidant, his name is Sima Qingshan." ”

Shen Bingxue said: "Sima Ye." ”

Sima Qingshan laughed and said: "You don't have to call me 'master', just call me Qingshan, or call me Brother Qing." But for this powerful master, he must be called the ninth master. ”

Shen Bingxue was about to nod, when she suddenly exhaled, and a shoe fell from the sky. Shen Bingxue was shocked by the sound of the wind, stretched out her hand, and had already grabbed her shoes, and said strangely: "How ......" Before he finished speaking, he had already seen that the shoes on Fang Shouyi's left foot were gone, and said, "Fang Gongzi, this is ...... The shoes ...... "inexplicable for a while."

It turned out that after observing the four walls of the temple, Fang Shouyi said: "Since ancient times, soldiers have not been tired of cheating, and we want to give that Dugu Wushuang a surprise victory." Gua'er, where do you think we're hiding?"

Gua'er said: "Hide behind the statue of Confucius." ”

Fang Shouyi shook his head and said, "But you can't do it again, this method has already been used in the Mountain Temple." ”

Gu'er said: "Then you hide under the incense case." ”

Fang Shouyi raised his eyebrows and said, "What's the matter, how can my dignified Young Master Fang hide under the table like a dog?"

Gua'er said: "There's no way to think about it." Ah, or go up to the roof beams. ”

Fang Shouyi clapped his hands and said, "Yes, this is a good way." ”

Gua'er originally said angry words casually, but she knew that this young master Fang was going to come to the real thing, and she knew that she would do it, so she couldn't help but panic, looked at the beam above her head, almost two feet from the ground, and said busily: "Childe, it's so high, how can you go up?"

Fang Shouyi sighed hurriedly and said, "Say it lightly, don't let people hear it." Then he raised his voice and said, "What is such a high point, I will go up on a dry land to pull onions." Not to mention this small roof beam, it is the palace inside, I also fly in and out like a bird, I don't care. As he spoke, he squatted with his legs, moved his feet, spun on the ground, and then jumped upwards with a bang. This jump was still in place, but the shoe on his left foot was really a "dry land onion", flickering straight up to the roof, and then falling in an arc, smashing at Shen Bingxue's head.

Fang Shouyi saw that the shoes were in Shen Bingxue's hand, and shouted, "Hey, bring my shoes." ”

Shen Bingxue raised his hand, and his shoes flew straight towards Fang Shouyi. Fang Shouyi stretched out his hand to catch it, hurriedly put on his feet, and glanced at Quan Jiuye and Sima Qingyi, their eyes were slightly closed, as if they were meditating, and they didn't see their own embarrassment, coughed lightly, and said: "In the temple, you can't alarm the Holy Spirit, let's climb up honestly." As he spoke, he jumped on the incense table, stepped on Confucius's right leg with his left foot, grabbed Confucius's right arm with his right hand, and climbed up to the statue with all his might. At this point, she seemed to have forgotten all the words she had just said, "Do not alarm the Holy Spirit."

Shen Bingxue said, "Young Master Fang, what are you doing?"

Gua'er exclaimed: "Childe, be careful!"

Fang Shouyi didn't hear it, stepped on his right foot, stepped on Confucius's waist, put his left hand on Confucius's head, worked hard with his hands and feet, shrugged his waist, and his body was already on Confucius's shoulders. Suddenly, Quan Jiuye, who was sitting silently in the corner of the house, said: "It's so bold, you dare to ride on the head of 'Confucius'." Gua Er and Shen Bingxue said this, one was worried about the master, and the other was stunned in his heart, so he didn't hear it clearly. Fang Shouyi heard it clearly, and said: "Pedant scholar stop, this Confucius is your saint, not my saint." He desperately wants to pour into my head, why can't I ride on his head? I hate Confucius and dogs the most in this world, followed by their disciples and grandchildren. With that, he staggered to his feet on the shoulders of the idol.

The statue was a foot high, and the square silk robe was standing, not far from the beam above his head. Fang Shouyi stepped on the top of "Confucius" with one foot, kicked hard, and jumped up like a bird, and hugged the beam with both hands.

Gua'er exclaimed, "Be careful!"

Fang Shouyi didn't care, he took a breath, turned over, and shouted, "Gua'er, you hide, don't let the demon girl see it." ”

Gua'er said: "Childe, you have to be careful. ”

Fang Shouyi waved his hand and said, "Okay, it's annoying." ”

Quan Jiu Ye suddenly shouted: "Ouch, this Fang Gongzi, what are you doing climbing so high, you are scared to death, but don't fall down." As he spoke, he stood up from the futon and looked panicked.

Fang Shouyi said: "Yes, fall down and smash your pig's head, see if you can leave." ”

Quan Jiuye ran back and forth a few steps and said, "It's still not good." Fang Gongzi, I'll bring you a ladder. As he spoke, he ran towards the back of the temple.

Fang Shouyi snorted, and was about to taunt a few words, when suddenly a very slight whistling sound that was almost imperceptible to his ears sounded, and the Ququan acupoint where his legs and knees were bent inward became numb at the same time, and he suddenly felt that his feet were weak, and his strength disappeared without a trace in an instant. Fang Shouyi was stunned for a moment, and before he could understand what was going on, his body had already fallen off the beam, whirring. Gua'er's cheeks turned white, and she screamed in horror: "Childe!" rushed straight over. But she was far away from where Fang Silk's clothes fell, and it was still too late to find it. Gu'er was shocked, and tears flowed from her eyes in an instant.

At that time, Quan Jiuye happened to run under Fang Shouyi, and when he saw Fang Shouyi fall off, he pressed straight to the top of his head, "Ahhhh Quan Jiuye was busy supporting the ground with his hands. Shen Bingxue was on the side, her eyes were quick, and she helped Quan Jiuye. Quan Jiuye stood up with his strength, but somehow, his hand brought a futon, his hand was raised back, and the futon flew backwards. Fang Shouyi suddenly felt that the bones around his body were painful, he couldn't straighten his waist for a long time, his face was pale, and beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down his head, but he gritted his teeth and didn't say a word.

Gu'er rushed over, her eyes were full of tears, and said, "Childe, how are you? Did you break it? Did you hurt anything?"

Shen Bingxue felt slightly strange in her heart, how could Fang Shouyi fall off the beam for no reason, and said, "Young Master Fang, are you okay?"

Fang Shouyi was in pain all over his body, but as soon as he heard Shen Bingxue's words, he immediately raised his eyebrows, put his arm on Gua'er's shoulder, stood up in pain, and said, "I'm fine." Just now, my feet suddenly itched, so I wanted to come down and scratch them. I didn't expect to scare you, I'm sorry. As he spoke, he took off his right shoe and scratched the soles of his feet a few times.

Quan Jiuye said: "Fang Gongzi is really a miracle, and he is so admired that he throws himself to the ground." is so high and low, if there is nothing to do, Quan has never seen it in his life, and Fang Gongzi is really an eye-opener. Speaking of this, his tone suddenly changed in surprise, and he said, "Hey, Fang Gongzi, why is your head full of sweat?"

How could Fang Shouyi be willing to drop this face, and said: "There are a few lice on my feet, and I am lucky to scorch them." You will sweat when you do this internal exercise, so there is nothing to make a fuss about. As he spoke, he put on his shoes and said, "I have burned the lice to death, and I am going to go up to the roof beam." "Jump on the incense case. Ignoring the pain in the bones on his body, he stepped on Confucius's body and climbed upward.

Quan Jiuye flickered and retreated. Sima Qingshan said: "Ninth master, this young master is stubborn and brave." ”

Quan Jiuye said: "Not bad. ”

Sima Qingshan said: "The joke of the ninth master is a bit big. ”

Quan Jiuye said: "Sima Qingshan, Sima Qingshan, what I do still can't hide from your eyes." You're right, looking at that kid's sweaty face, I regret it a little, I fell on him for no reason, I really don't want to go. ”