Volume 1 Fat Pig Turns Over Chapter 1 One Hundred Bars of Chocolate
The family is broken, and it is difficult to endure humiliation and steal life.
Vowed to change my life, I was Tu Tian.
Chubby fell into a cave, not to be exact, but was thrown down, or knocked unconscious.
When Xiaopang was woken up by the water dripping from the cave wall, he couldn't help but groan in pain, the flesh and bones on his body seemed to be separated, and his head should have been concussed and his head was cracked. Smoke in the throat and chapped lips.
Chubby struggled to get up, but as soon as he exerted his strength, his whole body felt like an electric shock, causing him to snort and lie down again. Turning his head slightly, he saw that the entrance of the cave where the light of the sky came in was at least ten meters high from the ground where he was, and there was no possibility of climbing up.
Fat was thirsty, fortunately, there was clear water dripping on the cave wall, he moved his head slightly, put his face under the water droplet, opened his mouth and drank the water dripping from the cave wall, and it took half an hour for the little fat hunger and thirst to ease slightly.
Why is Xiaopang here, this matter has to start from three days ago, because of a woman, he offended the son of a rich man in the city.
At half past nine o'clock on Saturday morning, on the tree-lined path of Cangji University, a fat man with an average appearance, bloated body, medium height, fat head and big ears, cute appearance, and some sloppiness, with feces still hanging in the corners of his eyes, was walking slowly with a big mouth.
And his two hands were full of five meals at this time, the weight was not light, and the plastic bag was relatively slender, and his fingers were almost bloody, and the fingertips were already red and purple, but the fingers were white and crazy.
This person is Xiaopang, when he passed by the gate of the girls' dormitory building, he happened to meet the goddess Jia Li in his mind is throwing his arms to a tall, handsome guy with a ruffian, there is a brand-new red convertible sports car parked next to the handsome guy, although Xiaopang has no research on cars, because he can't afford to study, but at least the eyesight is still there, this car has to be more than a few million.
This handsome guy Chubby is acquainted, he is a senior of the university next door to them, his name is Zhao Lei, he is a typical rich and handsome, relying on the money in his family to mess around with flowers and grass, and the goddess-level beauties in their university have been played by him, and now he is pointing the finger at other schools.
Zhao Lei's conditions will become a girl killer wherever he goes, whether it is a simple girl who is pure and innocent, or a cold and glamorous beauty who is cold and glamorous, he can't escape his clutches, handsome and golden, flamboyant, and throwing money hard to please girls, so who can resist?
Recently, Zhao Lei has set his sights on Jia Li of Cangji University, and after many days of money offensive, he has basically captured the girl's heart, so he is waiting for the time to take him out for a kiss. This Jia Li is naturally the goddess in Chubby's mind, and she has been secretly in love for almost three years.
Seeing the goddess throwing her arms to others, Xiaopang's heart was naturally angry, but looking at the rich and handsome Zhao Lei, he suddenly felt a little cowardly. I want to lower my head and go around, but I am really unwilling in my heart, because Jia Li only agreed to be his girlfriend yesterday, and he didn't let him mention this Zhao Lei, why now...
Xiaopang stood and stared at the two for a moment, and finally mustered up the courage to step forward, stopped the two who were about to get into the car, and asked in a whisper: "Jia, Jia Li, you, you yesterday, didn't you promise to be my girlfriend, why, why now..." ?”
The girl named Jia Li saw a trace of panic on Xiaopang's face, peeked at Zhao Lei beside her, and saw that Zhao Lei was looking at Xiaopang with a disdainful look, she felt a little relieved, and it seemed that it did not cause too much misunderstanding.
Jia Li glared at Xiaopang angrily again, and shouted sharply: "What do you want to die, Xiaopang, don't pee and take care of yourself, I will take a fancy to you, and do your daydream." ”
Xiaopang's heart was half cold when he heard this, but he still asked, "But, but you obviously gave me a lot of chocolates last night." He also said, and said that you like me and want to be my girlfriend. ”
"Hahahaha·····" Jia Li bent down with a smile, and after a while, she covered her sore belly, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said, "Little fatty, you think too much, yesterday I made a bet with the people in the dormitory, they didn't believe that anyone could eat a hundred pieces of Dove's bitter chocolate in one go, so I asked Ah Lei to help me buy a hundred yuan, and I tested it with you." I didn't expect that not only did I not lose money, but I also won 500 yuan, which is really a good deal. ”
Hearing this, the handsome guy Zhao Lei also echoed: "Oh, it turns out that this is the dead fat man you told me about eating chocolate." ”
After speaking, he smiled and patted Xiaopang's shoulder, and said sarcastically: "Hey, fatty, you are hard enough, you really gave up your life to chase the girl." A hundred pieces of chocolate, you're not afraid to eat yourself to death!"
After speaking, the two laughed again. Chubby lowered his head and let the two taunt him, his face was red and white for a while, and his heart was extremely uncomfortable. The scenes of last night were still haunting in his mind, but the more he thought about it, the more heartache he felt.
At about nine o'clock last night, Xiaopang walked back to the dormitory after evening self-study. He has very few friends, so to speak, no friends at all, so he has always been a loner, and he has become accustomed to it. As he walked out of the school building and took a short path through the woods, about to walk back, Jia Li and her roommate suddenly stopped him.
Seeing the goddess Jia Li in his mind, Xiaopang immediately became nervous, trembling with excitement, and asked at a loss and slurred: "You, you, what's the matter?"
Jia Li pretended to be a twisted demeanor and said softly: "Little fatty, I know your heart for me, in fact, I also like you a little bit." As he spoke, he raised his right hand and pinched the tip of his little thumb with his thumb.
This sentence was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day on the top of Chubby's head, although it was only a little bit of the tip of his little thumb, it was enough to make Chubby flattered, satisfied, and excited. Chubby, stunned by happiness and joy, stood stunned, his breathing became short, and he didn't know anything else. He doesn't know what shit luck he took today, and the goddess Jia Li will actually confess to herself?
You must know that usually Jia Li doesn't even look at him, and that kind of cold and frosty appearance makes Xiaopang always feel unattainable and hopeless in this life. And every time Jia Li saw him, she was disgusted, and sometimes she would cover her nose and run away as if she was going around a dung pit and avoided him by taking a few steps to escape.
In fact, it's no wonder that Jia Li is like this, Xiaopang is indeed a little sloppy, let's not talk about how often he takes a shower, even his face is not washed every day, not to mention his feet, when he takes a bath, when he washes his feet. In winter, it is better, because he sweats less, and when he is covered by thick clothes and cold air, the smell on his body will be much less.
But in the summer, he couldn't hide it, and there was always some smell of sweat and feet on his body. Three meters away from him can float into the nostrils, if it is within one meter, the smell is a little pungent, so everyone respects him. What's more, it's a goddess-level character like Jia Li, seeing him don't spit and 'puff', it can be regarded as educated.
But now, the goddess actually confessed to him, Xiaopang was completely dumbfounded, and his mind was blank, in fact, he also knew the rumors of Jia Li and Zhao Lei, and he had also seen the two together, but he didn't care about these, as long as he could get the favor of the goddess, even if she was the one before, she could accept it, even if she let herself be a spare tire, then she was willing.
Jia Li couldn't help snickering when she saw Chubby like this, turned around slightly, and secretly beckoned to the sisters behind her, and five people immediately surrounded her, each holding two stacks of chocolates in their hands, staring at Chubby with a mysterious smile.
This made Xiaopang even more overwhelmed, when did he have this treatment, and he could be surrounded by so many beauties at the same time. Usually don't talk about these beauties, even those male classmates also walk around him.
Jia Li said a little coquettishly: "Little fatty, these are all chocolates I bought for you, have you seen enough, this fully reflects my sincerity, what do you think?"
As soon as Xiaopang heard Jia Li's words, his heart melted, and he nodded vigorously, with a silly face, and reached out to take the chocolates in the hands of the beauties. But as soon as he stretched out his hand, he was stopped by Jia Li, and the hands of the two inadvertently touched together.
Jia Li retracted her hand as if she had been electrocuted, and her face inadvertently showed disgust, but she immediately felt that it was inappropriate, and immediately changed to a smiling face and said: "Hey, little fat, you can't take these chocolates away, this is all my sincerity, if you take it back to the dormitory, you won't be divided by others, can you bear to watch my sincerity be shared by others?"
When Xiaopang heard this, he immediately shook his head like a rattle, and said firmly: "I don't want to, absolutely not." ”
Jia Li said a little coquettishly: "That's right, you also know that this can't work, so what should I do?"
Xiaopang was almost stupid, and immediately said arrogantly: "What do you say, I will do it." ”
Jia Li's face smiled even more, as if she had a good idea, she jumped slightly and said, "Yes, it's better to be like this." Chubby, you eat all these chocolates now, so that my sincerity belongs to you alone, do you say?" Jia Li said as she twisted her body coquettishly, looking extremely cute.
Her lethality to Chubby is no less than an atomic bomb, how could Chubby, who had long been carried away by love, think so much, immediately took a step forward, picked up the chocolate and stuffed it into his mouth, fortunately, the chocolate had been peeled off the wrapping paper in advance, otherwise he might have eaten the wrapping paper together.