Chapter 010: The Ruffian (3)
I didn't expect such an unattractive young man in front of him to dare to talk to himself like this, and I didn't expect this person's movements to ask so quickly, the beard was almost blown up, the tiger's eyes were even rounder, and the beard full of cheeks was almost flying, only to hear him scold angrily: "Uncle, I said not to drink with a dog!"
Bai Luoshang wiped his mouth and smiled, and said leisurely: "Second Master Wu is wrong about what he said. ”
The bearded beard shook again and said in a rough voice, "What's wrong?"
Bai Luoshang said calmly: "Dogs don't drink, dogs only eat meat buns." ”
The bearded man sneered twice with a vicious face, and said, "Then the master will reward you for eating meat buns." ”
As he spoke, he instructed the people around him to buy steamed buns.
When a cage of meat buns was served, Bai Luoshang had already drunk most of the pot of wine.
The bearded man's face became more and more ugly, as if he had never seen anyone drink like this, and he couldn't help but curse loudly: "Is your wine counted as drunk or poured?
Bai Luoshang touched his stomach and said with a smile: "I'm doing magic." ”
The bearded man pushed the steamed bun in front of Bai Luosheng, sat on the horseback, and said condescendingly: "Since you are so good at magic, then I can't help but reward you, uncle." This is the uncle's reward for you, don't give any to the uncle. Uncle, I still want to see you perform magic tricks, Qing. ”
Bai Luoshang looked at the basket full of steamed buns, and said with a smile: "Invite me all?"
The bearded man looked at him, looked up and down a few times, and a strange smile appeared on his face, "That's right, it's all for you to eat, you'd better not leave it, wasting food is not a good thing, and I don't like people who do bad things." ”
Bai Luoshang looked at the bearded man in embarrassment, and said in a low voice: "But this is too much......"
The bearded man said coldly: "The more you explain the uncle, the more I look up to you, you'd better eat it yourself, if I ask someone to serve you, I'm afraid you won't be able to digest it when you eat it." ”
Bai Luoshang looked at the beard, then at the hot buns, and said with a wry smile: "I'll just drink wine, meat buns are not something I like." ”
The bearded man snorted coldly, "Didn't you say that dogs will only eat meat buns?
Bai Luoshang was not unhappy by the bearded man's verbal insult, but smiled in a good mood.
The bearded man stared at him very strangely, looking at the unattractive man in front of him, if it were someone else, I am afraid that he would have been frightened by himself and his legs would have weakened, and this person was not afraid, but was still laughing. I've been laughing since just now, even if I was splashed with my own saliva, I'm still laughing.
What exactly is he laughing at?
The bearded man also asked, "What do you mean by laughing like that?"
Bai Luoshang blinked and said, "When I laugh like this, it means that I am very happy." ”
The bearded man was even more inexplicable and said, "What are you happy about? I don't understand what you mean." ”
No one can be happy after being insulted, at least a normal person is absolutely not happy.
Bai Luoshang shook his head lightly and said with a smile: "There are so many things you don't understand, and you don't have to understand this matter." ”
Bai Luoshang's attitude made the bearded man immediately red-eyed, and he couldn't help but say sharply: "It's just a dog, what do you think, this master doesn't have to understand at all, and he doesn't need to understand." But you have to understand what Ben Ye means, Ben Ye invites you to eat meat buns, and you won't have any left!"
Bai Luoshang could only smile bitterly.
Qiu Lifeng couldn't laugh, not to mention that Bai Luosheng's "sea and rivers" seemed to be generous, but his bearded voice had already made him very unhappy.
I saw that he picked up a bun, shook it away, and stuffed it into the bearded mouth. His strength was so great that the bun seemed to be stuffed into the bearded man's mouth with his hands, and there was no time for people to spit it out, and the whole bun had been squeezed into the bearded man's esophagus.
Qiu Lifeng's movements were very fast, and Bai Luoshang didn't have time to stop it, so she could only watch with her eyes wide open. It's not just Bai Luoshang who can only watch, but even the group of people brought by the bearded man can only look at it like this.
The bearded man's face was already choked, and even though the bun had swallowed his stomach, he still felt something stuck in his throat that made him breathless.
Qiu Lifeng clapped his hands twice, and said coldly: "Dogs eat buns, drunkards drink, this is what this son taught you today, can you remember?"
Of course, this was said to the bearded man, but Bai Luoshang immediately nodded to indicate that he understood.
The bearded man sat on the horse's back, choking so badly that he almost fell off the horse.
The man who had been standing beside the bearded man to show off his might, seeing that the bearded man was choked, his face also changed greatly, only to see him jump up fiercely, rush towards Qiu Lifeng, and then bounced back as if he had hit something, and a piece of meat bun was stuffed in his mouth.
Qiu Lifeng wiped his hands with a handkerchief and asked in a cold voice, "Who else wants to eat?"
The group looked at each other, but no one came forward.
Qiu Lifeng smiled coldly and said, "Doesn't anyone want to eat? Isn't this a waste of food?" I think Second Master Wu has a very right sentence, wasting food is not a good thing, and I don't like people who do bad things. Who bought this meat bun just now? Take it and eat it yourself. ”
The gang took a step back with a tacit understanding, leaving the person who had just gone out to buy steamed buns. And this person was biting a bun in his mouth at this time, his face was already frightened, and he didn't hear what Qiu Lifeng said at all.
Qiu Lifeng glanced at the man coldly, and said with a smile: "It seems that I didn't serve you well, so you can't swallow even a meat bun." It's better to let people help eat together, there are many people, and there are many dogs, I think you should all like to eat meat buns, so it's better to eat them together. ”
Hearing him say this, not only did no one stand up again, but disappeared into the restaurant with two choked people.
After their group of people retreated, someone stopped in front of Bai Luoshang and Qiu Lifeng tremblingly, and looked at the two of them without saying anything.
Bai Luoshang smiled and asked, "You're also here to drink?"
Qiu Lifeng looked at the man coldly: "Do you still want to eat meat buns?"
The man immediately shook his head fiercely, borrowing that he was a guts, and he didn't dare to stay and drink and eat steamed buns with people like these two Bodhisattvas, so he heard him say loudly: "I'm not here to drink, and I don't like to eat steamed buns." ”
Bai Luoshang looked at the wine jar, and said regretfully: "This wine is obviously delicious, why don't you want to drink it?"
The man wrinkled his eyebrows and said nervously, "It's all this time, why are you still thinking about drinking?"
Bai Luoshang blinked, looked at the person for some reason, and said strangely: "At this time, when is it?"
The man said urgently, "You have provoked a terrible person, you are in trouble." ”
Bai Luoshang pointed to the meat buns and joked: "Is there such a trouble as meat buns?"
The man was so anxious that his face turned red, and he couldn't help but slap it on the table hard, and said seriously: "If they find you again later, you will not eat meat buns." ”
Bai Luoshang smiled: "It's not a meat bun, what will it make us eat?"
"Prison meals. The man exclaimed, "Do you know who that man is?"
Bai Luoshang thought for a while and replied, "The younger brother of the county master, they said it just now. ”
"Not bad. The man said with a heavy face: "This second master Wu is Wu Wei, the younger brother of Wu Wei, the magistrate of Pushan County. If you mess with him, he won't stop there, and they'll come back to you. I think you'd better get out of here sooner, or you'll be in trouble. ”
Bai Luoshang looked at Qiu Lifeng and asked, "You say, should we go on the road immediately?"
Qiu Lifeng also looked at him and sneered: "If you can ruthlessly let yourself not drink for ten days, we can go on the road immediately." ”
Bai Luoshang opened his mouth wide and said in surprise: "Ten days, why don't you drink for ten days?"
Qiu Lifeng said: "Out of Pushan County, it is at least half a month's journey to the next place where you can rest and drink, and the wine contained in your small wine gourd is estimated to be only enough for you to drink for five days, and once the five days are over, you can only drink water." ”
Bai Luoshang stared at his wine gourd in disbelief, and then asked in surprise, "Aren't there one or two inns along the way?"
Qiu Lifeng smiled coldly again, "No." ”
Bai Luoshang seemed to have heard something terrifying, and then shouted to the shopkeeper in the counter who was so frightened by Wu Wei that he hadn't come back to his senses: "Boss, quickly bring me two more jars of wine, I want to take them away." ”
Qiu Lifeng ignored him, turned his head and asked the man, "This Wu Wei is usually so lawless?"
The man gritted his teeth, looking like he dared not speak angrily.
Qiu Lifeng asked again: "What kind of person is the county official?"
Unexpectedly, when he asked, the man's face suddenly showed an indescribable desolate and bitter color, and then he didn't say a word, and silently turned around and walked out.
Bai Luoshang looked at a cage of meat buns and sighed: "It's a pity if you don't eat these buns, what Wu Wei said is still right, wasting food is not a good thing, and I don't like to do bad things." ”
Qiu Lifeng glanced at him and said coldly, "The people of the Yamen must like meat buns." ”
Bai Luoshang thought about it for a while, felt that what Qiu Lifeng said was really reasonable, and then asked with a smile: "Prince Qiu must want me to send these meat buns to the yamen, right?"
Qiu Lifeng snorted coldly, "This idea was you came up with, I'll just say it for you." ”
Bai Luoshang pursed her lips, and asked after a while: "Then according to the meaning of the eldest prince, do you send it now, or later?"
Qiu Lifeng replied: "I'll go later." ”
Bai Luoshang asked again: "Do you send it or do I send it?"
Qiu Lifeng replied: "You send it." ”
Bai Luoshang was embarrassed: "But in what name should I send it?"
Qiu Lifeng replied: "Beat the dog." ”
The people around him who were cowering looked at them cautiously at this time, but the look of those eyes became a little different.