224 Kneel and beg for mercy

"Drink, blast me, the rain is coming!"

Zhang Tianling drank vigorously, and his voice was as shocking as a bell.

Kitano Yumu raised his head and looked at the pale yellow, crystal clear water droplets like topazes in the sky, turning into thousands of small water droplets, fluttering and sprinkling down.

The pale yellow halo refracted in mid-air is beautiful!

She opened her mouth wide and stared at this beautiful picture with a pair of beautiful eyes.

Tick tock!

Countless droplets of water splashed into her mouth, and in an instant, her face swelled to the color of a pig's liver at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"It's... What a sassy smell!"

"Damn!

A strong smell of urine filled the audience, and everyone's tears choked out, coughing incessantly.

Zhang Tianling was a little embarrassed, forcibly endured the strong smell of urine, and pretended to be a master of the world:

"This is the water borrowed from the Dragon King, it is estimated that the marine pollution has been serious recently, and the water of the Dragon King is not clean, which reminds you to protect the environment!"

Nima, borrowed by the Dragon King?

Sure it wasn't borrowed from the pit!

There was a wave of slander from the crowd.

After the smell of urine faded, Ye Xuan walked slowly, sniffed lightly, and said disdainfully:

"What, everyone, is the dragon king's urine delicious?"

Everyone looked at Ye Xuan's calm and relaxed appearance, and those eyes, looking at them were like looking at a stupid beep!

Suddenly, everyone was angry! Their lungs exploded!

Why is this kid so lucky?

Kitano Youmeng smelled the unique body fragrance of the girl on her body and mixed with the strong smell of urine, which made her extremely uncomfortable with her cleanliness fetish, but seeing Ye Xuan's gloating expression, she was suddenly unhappy:

"Boy, what are you laughing at, Master Zhang draws talismans to attract rain, you have the ability to come!"

"That's right!"

The others also screamed, although they were drenched in the smell of urine, but it was undeniable that this was also a miracle!

"Amazing, amazing!"

Bao and his wife danced excitedly, what they saw and heard today completely changed their materialist values for decades, it turned out that there really is a mage in this world, there is really a magic spell with its magic, and a big water balloon can be summoned by drawing a talisman.

It's magic, right?

Seeing everyone's boasting, Zhang Tianling was quite proud, and he laughed loudly, as if he had won.

He stepped in front of Ye Xuan, and his voice was excited:

"Boy, my ancestor Zhang Tianling is a generation of heavenly master Zhang Daoling, my family has a history, I knew Zhou Yi at the age of ten, read the Taoist scriptures at the age of fifteen, walked the rivers and lakes at the age of twenty, and has been in the magic world for more than 30 years, and has become a great name!"

"And you, just a young child, a frog-like existence at the bottom of the well!"

"Do you know what kind of Taoism leads to the heavens and has thousands of spells?"

"Will you beg for rain?"

"Do you understand the sound of paper kites?"

"Do you know Zhou Yi, know yin and yang, know astronomy, know geography?"

Every time Zhang Tianling said a word, he took a step forward, and a heavy momentum rose up and down his body, like a sharp sword, and after a few steps, he was already standing in front of Ye Xuan, and said condescendingly:

"I have traveled thousands of miles through mountains and rivers, and I have known ghosts and monsters all over the world! I have hunted ghosts and exorcised demons, eliminated demons, and saved no less than 100,000 villagers. ”

"In 1982, the Huaihai Sea ghosts were troubled, the boat capsized 17 times a year, and the number of victims exceeded 100 people.

"In 1987, Changbai Mountain is now the tomb of the Yunding Heavenly Palace, and the Yin soldiers used the road to collide with the world, it was me! With great mana, I went against the grain and reversed the path of yin and yang, so as not to destroy the lives of people. ”

"In 1993, when the Tanggula earthquake struck, tens of thousands of people became unjust ghosts, and they were angry. ”

"In 2000, the millennium crossed the century, the Dapeng demon bird appeared in the North Sea, spitting fire, it was I who disregarded life and death, and subdued the demon and subdued the demon!"

......

"I, Zhang Tianling, have made great contributions to the country and the people for most of my life, and I have acted all my life, worthy of heaven and earth, how can I allow you to be insulted at will by a little hairy child! It is really ridiculous, angry, and hateful!"

Zhang Tianling said, his white beard fluttering, his long hair flying, coupled with the miracle he showed just now, at this moment, in the eyes of everyone, it was like a fairy descending to earth.

And what he just said fell into everyone's ears without a word, which was completely shocking.

If what he said is true, then Master Zhang in front of him is definitely a master with a thorough understanding, and it is not an exaggeration to even become a national treasure.

"Master Zhang is the grandmaster of the Northern Magic Realm!"

Kitano Yumu's beautiful eyes blinked lightly, and he said with a look of adoration.

Anyone who stands at the pinnacle of the industry is worthy of respect, not to mention Zhang Tianling's miraculous means.

"Master Zhang, there are really real materials, admire!

Mr. and Mrs. Bao bent down and said solemnly: "The matter of this construction site still depends on Master Zhang. ”

"It's a trivial matter!" Master Zhang waved his hand, turned his head to look at Ye Xuan again, and raised his hand to point:

"You, apologize to me. ”

Bao different couples: "Apologize!"

Kitano Yumu: "Apologize!"

The workers at the construction site shouted: "Apologize immediately!"

"Ho... Hehe......" Ye Xuan looked up to the sky and smiled.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I'm smiling and waiting, but I don't know the true God!" Ye Xuan's eyes became colder, and he looked directly at the different couples:

"Originally, in the face of your ancestors, to save your Bao family, since you don't respect the deity, it's okay, this matter is over!"

"But ......"

Ye Xuan moved slightly to the side, looked at Zhang Tianling, and smiled coldly: "If you disrespect the deity again and again, the deity will let you see my ability." ”

"Ability?" Zhang Tianling glanced at Ye Xuan up and down, and smiled faintly: "Hehe, where is your talisman paper??,?......

"That's it, nothing, just a charlatan. ”

Ye Xuan didn't answer, he directly picked up a brick on the ground, read lightly in his mouth, and in the blink of an eye, runes were revealed on this brick, Ye Xuan threw it lightly, the brick hung in mid-air, and in a moment, the brick gradually turned into a palace at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The palace is small, but it is beautifully carved and beautiful, like the brick carvings of a master!

"It's... This is the Dragon Palace?"

Zhang Tianling's body trembled wildly, holding his breath, as if he vaguely guessed what was going to happen next.

At this time, I only heard Ye Xuan say quietly:

"Hehe, you still need rune paper to do it, it's ridiculous, as everyone knows, everything in the world can be made into a rune, grass, trees, bamboos and stones, can be done. One thought, ten thousand laws!"

As he spoke, Ye Xuan raised his head, looked at the clouds in the sky, and sneered:

"You only dare to borrow a soak of urine from the Dragon King!