Chapter 124: There are always people who want to harm me
Aunt Zhu went home with a stomach full of resentment, and she didn't bother to explain at all.
But Song Shushu is crumbled to explain, super crumb, I can't take off my pants to explain to them.
Song Shushu turned his head to look at the group of monsters standing in the courtyard, with different expressions and strange eyes, he was really going crazy, and now he really realized what it means to fall into the crotch of his pants, so it is light, it is simply pulling out a lump of yellow mud, and it must be.
Song Shushu stretched out his hand to the sky and shouted: "Lao Tzu swears to the sky, it was really Aunt Zhu's big sauce that vomited me, nothing else, otherwise, let me hit five thunderbolts in the sky!"
Song Shushu said, looking at the sky with an angry face, if this time is like the last time in Beidahe, if he swore to thunder, he would definitely put on a god costume, wave a jade turtle bone stick, kill the sky, and press God to the ground and rub it.
Fortunately, the sky was clear, and there was no intention of thunder.
"You should believe it this time!"
Seeing that Song Shushu was so angry, swearing and swearing, these monsters finally believed a little.
Hu Xiaolin hurriedly said in a round field: "Okay, okay, even if Aunt Zhu is really good, it's not a big deal, what a big deal!"
"You fart!"
Song Shushu and Hu Li jumped to their feet and shouted at the same time, and Hu Xiaolin immediately closed his mouth, and he didn't dare to say anything more.
"Isn't this, okay, okay, don't be angry!" Lu Cao'er took over the round, "Let's see what this meat is cooked into!
"Eat chicken feathers!"
Song Shushu roared angrily, flicked his sleeves and entered the house, fell on the bed, full of anger, and ate a fart.
Song Shushu was angry, and a group of monsters in the courtyard were all honest, squatting or sitting around the big stove.
Hu Li was even more sad, she must have misunderstood the village chief of Xiao Song, this time it made him angry, but what can you do! I am very good at coaxing people, but it is not easy to coax my own man.
Hu Xiaolin squatted for a while, couldn't help but come to the big stove, lifted the lid of the pot, the soup was tumbling, and the large pieces of roe deer meat in sauce kept floating and sinking, and couldn't help but stretch out his fingers and poke it, wanting to see if it was ripe, but he burned himself straight to the teeth.
"Or, ask Xiao Song, when will this meat be cooked?" Hu Xiaolin asked cautiously.
"Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat every day!" Hu Li glared at the apricot eyes and scolded angrily.
Tiger Roaring Lin tugged at his head, not daring to say anything more.
Lang was shocked and staggered with the wine bottle, drunk and hazy, and didn't see that everyone's faces were wrong, so he stepped forward to lift the lid of the pot, screaming that it was fragrant, and reached out to get the meat, but his feet were unstable, and he almost plunged into the pot and stewed himself.
Song Shushu was getting angrier and angrier the more he thought about it, but outside the house, the smell of roe deer meat in the sauce drilled into his nose one by one, making his stomach gurt uncontrollably.
I ate a bowl of rice at noon, and I ate one stewed river fish with a sauce as thick as my fingers, and the rest was green vegetable dipping sauce.
It's not hungry, it's been busy all afternoon, and it's all the bile, and it's so hungry!
The more Song Shushu thought about it, the more angry he felt, he was misunderstood, why use other people's mistakes to punish himself, is it possible to follow in the footsteps of the old wolf and use wine to drown his sorrows?
No, not only do you have to eat, but you also have to eat more, otherwise I'm sorry for this stomach.
Song Shushu got up and went out to see the pot, the meat was actually almost cooked, and then poked it with a skewer to taste it.
The best way to taste is to soak it in the middle of the night, but this is fragrant, I really can't wait, it's a big deal to dip it in garlic.
After withdrawing the fire, Song Shushu stood in front of the pot, pointed around with a gloomy face and asked, "Do you believe me?"
Song Shushu has made up his mind, whoever dares to say a word will directly lift the pot, a bunch of ungrateful guys, don't want to eat any meat residue.
"Believe it, why don't you believe it, I see who dares not to believe it!"
Hu Li said, glaring around, the small appearance is super fierce.
The other youkai nodded quickly, in fact, they already believed it in their hearts, but they were too shocked at first.
Song Shushu was satisfied, and he still felt a little emotion in his heart, he couldn't imagine that he would also point at the monster's nose and jump to scold one day.
Song Shushu lifted the lid of the pot, and the meat inside was fished out.
More than 50 catties of roe deer, go to the intestines and the like, can produce more than 30 catties, if you go to the head, hoof, bones or something, in fact, it is only more than 20 catties of meat.
I was afraid that it would not be enough to eat, so when I was cooking the meat, Song Shushu also put in two wild boar pork ribs and made sauce together, but I suppressed all the fishy smell of wild boar.
Large pieces of roe deer meat, large pieces of wild boar chops were fished out, and the rest was the work of the Tiger Roaring Forest.
With a wave of the kitchen knife, the roe deer meat is sliced, the ribs are chopped, and the large bones are chopped in the center, which is full of bone marrow oil.
The smell of delicious meat can't be suppressed.
Lang Jingkong was already on the smell of meat, drank half a catty of loose sticks, and his knife face was a little white.
At this time, there was movement outside the gate again, and the horned wood viper was dragging Wu Tiangui into the courtyard, shouting while dragging: "Uncle, look at them, they secretly eat delicious food, and they don't even call you, they don't take you in their eyes at all, and they don't look at you as the village party secretary!"
The horned wood viper, the-stirring stick who fears that the world will not be chaotic, is here again.
When she saw the Black Jiao King, she first shivered, and then looked at Wu Tiangui with a helpless face beside her, and her courage was strong again, she was afraid that she couldn't afford to fight.
There is no one in the village who doesn't bother her, Song Shushu is trying to drive people out, but looking at Lang who is carrying an empty wine bottle and stepping into the house to touch the wine, his eyes have an idea.
Lang was shocked by the emotional wounds, if he and the horned wood viper were rubbed together, even if we broke up in the end, we would not suffer, it would be regarded as soothing the soul.
Song Shushu is still quite bad, especially the horned wood viper, which is disgusted by thousands of people, and there is no psychological burden at all when it is bad.
Song Shushu suppressed Hu Li, who was about to jump, wiped his face, his face was full of smiles, and he strode up to meet her.
"Ah, I'm about to call Wuzhishu, and I'm dragged by Xiao Jiaojiao, just right, come in and sit, Xiao Jiaojiao, it's not me who is an uncle who said you, your dad asked me to take care of you, you should come over and walk around more!"
Song Shushu's sudden enthusiasm made the horned wood viper's movements pause, and the whole person froze, tugging Wu Tiangui's arm tightly, looking at the monsters in the yard with a vigilant face, especially Song Shushu, who couldn't wait for X-rays to appear in his eyes.
"Uncle, they want to harm the two of us, maybe they poison the flesh, let's go!"
The horned wood viper landed very cleanly, dragging Wu Tiangui away.