Chapter 209: Grab the world, grab the land, grab the air in the middle (four more ask for a monthly pass)
Sun Xiaokong looked at Monk Sha and said, "Bajie is right, as soon as you come, you are ready to arrest the master, and it is a hidden danger to accept you." ”
"Having said that, did you give me the golden pill?"
"I robbed it!"
Nima!
Monk Sha was dumbfounded for a while, and said in his heart: "How can there be a brazen person like you in the world. ”
Tang Sanzang also sat directly not far away, not saying a word.
Because Tang Sanzang is an understanding person.
Sun Xiaokong's strength is so strong, everyone listens to him, and his master is actually the commander of the light pole.
The most important thing is that Sun Xiaokong is good to him!
To put it simply, Sun Xiaokong doesn't blackmail Jin Dan, what does he eat?
Tang Sanzang's cultivation every day also required several golden pills.
So, you Don is an understanding person.
Tushi Palace.
Seeing this scene, the Jade Emperor was also angry and scratched his head.
"You say, isn't this guy getting too much?"
"Tianpeng is playing tricks everywhere, he doesn't increase the price, now it's the turn of the roller blinds, the roller blinds are so real, he immediately gave him two thousand and one is not less, is he still playing?"
Lao Jun listened to the words of the Jade Emperor and became happy for a while.
Xin said: "Isn't this the time when you persuaded me to cultivate Sun Xiaokong?"
"Before, you were serious, and you were a nine-turn great return pill and a gasification of three clears, and you also helped him comprehend and preach the Tao with strength???
The Jade Emperor looked at Lao Jun and said a little puzzled: "What are you laughing at?"
Lao Jun replied: "Don't laugh at anything, don't you want Sun Xiaokong to go to Lingshan to fight Rulai?"
"It's a good opportunity to sponsor Sun Xiaokong in front of me, and I'm looking for someone to send two thousand gold pills to the roller blind, which can not only settle the matter in front of me, but also cultivate Sun Xiaokong, why not?"
"What do you have to worry about?"
The Jade Emperor listened to Lao Jun's words and was stunned for a while.
In other words, when you persuade others to do good deeds and give money, that is what everyone will say.
When it comes to yourself, it's embarrassing.
Seeing that the Jade Emperor had nothing to say, Lao Jun was even more happy.
This side of the quicksand river.
Sun Xiaokong said solemnly: "Did you give me the golden pill just now?"
Monk Sha nodded and said, "Yes, senior brother, I gave it, I gave it with my own hands." ”
Monk Sha was also stunned, if you want to play tricks like this, then it's too much, right?
It's just that Sun Xiaokong's kung fu tricks, how can he be so low-end?
I saw Sun Xiaokong shaking his head and saying with a serious face: "No, you didn't give it to me, I robbed it." ”
"Robbed, understand?"
Monk Sha: I have 10,000 sentences of my mother selling batches...
Zhu Bajie and the others also looked at Sun Xiaokong with admiration, it was really high.
"No, you didn't say robbery just now, I gave it to you directly. "Monk Sha is also drunk, didn't he say okay, two thousand entry fees?
What about this now?
Sun Xiaokong's face was a little unhappy and said, "I don't like to hear you when you say this." ”
"What you say is the biggest insult to my industry!"
"I grabbed the sky, the ground, and the air in the middle. ”
"If I don't rob you, will you give it to me?"
Sand Monk: ......
Monk Sha was very speechless for a while, and said in his heart: "You obviously didn't rob, I gave it if you asked, how can you call it robbery?"
And Zhu Bajie and the others also looked at Sun Xiaokong with a convincing face, and said in their hearts: "Awesome!"
"Grab the sky up, grab the ground down, and grab the air in the middle!"
Then the question is, what is air?
For a time, Zhu Bajie and several people also faced a very difficult scientific problem.
And Monk Sha is also facing a big problem.
What should I do now?
He is also poor and white, after all, he is a monster below, where is there still Jindan income.
"Then what should I do?" Monk Sha was also in a hurry, and asked a contemplative question.
As soon as this question came out, Sun Xiaokong and Zhu Bajie were indeed pondering.
What the hell are you going to do...... How do we know?
After thinking about it, Zhu Bajie opened his mouth and said, "Why don't you go find a place to make up some Jindan, make up more, do you understand what I mean?"
Zhu Bajie means that you should prepare a few of us, otherwise we will still speak ill of you.
Sun Xiaokong nodded and said, "What Bajie said makes sense, you are making up for it, let's go first." ”
"If you've got enough, you'll be able to catch up with us. ”
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong walked up to Tang Sanzang and said, "Master, let me tell you, you see that this side is wide and long, and the river surface is wide and long, but if you run fast enough, you will definitely not be able to fall." ”
"Light power water floating, even if you don't have mana and can't fly, it doesn't matter, remember to run fast, rush directly for eight hundred miles in one breath, and definitely won't fall into the river. ”
"The fastest speed, as long as you are fast enough, sadness can't catch up with you. ”
Tang Sanzang listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, pursed his lips, and said lightly: "Kongkong, I believe you... But. ”
"I can't swim, do you remember?"
"Last time I was in Xiaobailong, I drank a lot of water, look at this quicksand river, it's yellow and salty, I really don't want to drink it..."
Are you stupid when Tang Sanzang is stupid?
Tang Sanzang was not stupid at all, he almost drowned last time, and this time the river was so big, how dare he take a risk.
Besides, the water quality of this quicksand river is really not good, and if it really falls into it, you may have to drink several big sips.
The most important thing is that Tang Sanzang doesn't understand science, and he doesn't know what it means to be fast and unbreakable.
Sun Xiaokong listened to Tang Sanzang's words and was stunned for a while.
After thinking about it, he looked at the black bear spirit and the yellow wind monster on the side and said, "You two are here to perform a water float." ”
"How to put it, it is to run with the instinct of the body without using mana, step on the water, and run to cross the river as fast as possible. ”
The Black Bear Spirit and the Yellow Wind Monster listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, glanced at each other, and scratched their heads in confusion.
"Great Sage, can this work?"
"That's right, no matter how fast you run, you can't fly without mana. ”
"Critically, you can't jump over this jump, so far. ”
In this regard, the Black Bear Spirit and the Yellow Wind Monster felt that if they didn't use mana, then they couldn't get over.
Sun Xiaokong looked at the two of them, thought for a while and said, "Theoretically speaking, as long as the speed is fast enough, time can stand still..."
"Phew, if I tell you these things, you won't understand them, but if you listen to me, you'll be done. ”
"Hurry up and try it, it's going to work. ”
In the place of cultivating immortals, Sun Xiaokong is not sure if he can understand science, but there is definitely no Newton here.
"Oooh!"
The two nodded, and the black bear spirit looked at the yellow wind monster on the side and said, "Then Xiao Huang, you try it first, isn't your body a mouse?"
"You're fast. ”
Listening to the words of the black bear spirit, the Yellow Wind Monster nodded and looked at Sun Xiaokong and asked, "That... Can I use four legs?"
Sun Xiaokong: ???
If you think about it carefully, it's right, although this black bear spirit and the yellow wind monster are both humanoid, they are both four-legged.
"You... Let's run on two legs. Sun Xiaokong replied.