Chapter 135: Pretending to be a big brother in front of the monster
One pig, two large pieces, the boss gave another pig's head plus four pig's trotters and several pig's tails.
Five yuan a catty, that's still a thousand yuan, I don't know how many days I can eat, Song Shushu is still a little distressed about money, and the monsters in the village are all foodies.
It's not a way to eat like this, at least the Black Jiao King has to collect food expenses, so he can collect some feed money for the second fool and come back, keep it for himself as a warm mat or something in winter, and train it to sweep the yard for himself, press water or something.
Maybe it can be used as a cow in the spring, and a tractor can be used in the field, and the small yard in the yard has to be plowed.
Song Shushu looked at these two large pieces of pork, and promised Big Yellow Tooth that he could temporarily and exclusively buy eggs from Ganxi Village, which could be regarded as a joy for the guests and hosts.
drove the tractor for a lap, took glasses for the young woman of Shujie, and connected the black Jiaowang, sure enough, he bought a lot of building materials, and also customized plastic steel windows and solid wood doors, but he couldn't take them away today, and he had to come back to bring them back.
Found Tiger Roaring Forest on the edge of the market town, this guy had all the money to spend on food, and he was sitting on the side of the road, choking on a burrito and rolling his eyes so hard that he couldn't stop talking.
If it's a little later, I guess he'll be able to survive here.
The money is spent on eating, not to mention buying two sets of clothes, and changing the polyester torn clothes of the last century.
At the bazaar, I spent more than 100 yuan to buy him a set of eye-catching sportswear, and when I put a set on my body, I knew that I bought the wrong one, and it looked like a stupid two!
Too lazy to change again, make up for it, what qualifications does a single dog have to choose.
Brother Feng is easier to find, and it is definitely right to find clothing stores and cosmetics stores.
Sure enough, Brother Feng was carrying a large bag and a small box by his side, except for cosmetics, all kinds of beautiful clothes.
Brother Feng ran farther and farther on the road of the women's clothing boss, and he couldn't pull it back.
The two of them didn't know where to go, and they searched several streets but couldn't find it.
Turning her head and asking the young woman Shujie, the young woman Shujie was very careful, and buttoned the newly equipped glasses to her face, and a pair of eyes lit up all of a sudden.
Then the young woman Shujie glanced into the distance, as if she was on fire, and quickly took off her glasses, her plump round face was so red as if she was about to drip blood, and shook her head vigorously, only saying that she couldn't find it.
It seems that the next time they make money selling goods, they can't let them spend it happily, so the family has a mobile phone, and even if there is no network signal in Ganxi Village, you can also play a few games, a few novels or something, and enrich the entertainment activities of the monsters.
"Where are they!" Huli pointed forward.
As soon as Song Shushu looked up, he saw that Lu Dashu was helping Lu Cao'er and walking out of a theme hotel, followed by the boss who was trembling and his legs were weak.
It wasn't until they went out and went down the steps that the boss wiped a cold sweat, and finally didn't kill him!
Song Shushu is stupid.
What kind of place is this theme hotel, he couldn't be more attentive, when he went to college, a pair of people drilled in, and there were not a pair of people drilled in.
No wonder the young lady of Shujie looked at it and said that she couldn't find it as if she had a needle's eye!
You said that you two have been in the house for all these years, and the belly of the grass is so big, and you still drill into this place, is it interesting?
Lu Dashu pushed Lu Cao'er to the car, and said curtly: "I'll help Cao'er check it!"
"Then you should also go to the health center, what are you doing in the hotel!" Hu Li asked curiously.
Song Shushu pulled her, and it was not interesting to get to the bottom of this matter.
As soon as the tractor left the town, the roar of motorcycles sounded behind them, and seven or eight motorcycles rolled up a cloud of smoke and dust and whizzed past them.
After overtaking, a dashing tail flick blocked the road solidly.
A group of people got out of the car with steel locks and chained baseball bats, and blocked the road with a menacing attitude.
The leader was Brother Ying, who was outside the market and was knocked down by Hu Li's fist.
Song Shushu stopped with a foot on the brakes, and Hu Xiaolin, who was holding his stomach to digest food in the car body, suddenly came to his senses, and finally had a place to digest.
Tiger Roaring Forest was together, with a huge physique, which made Brother Ying's eyes drift a little, and next to him, there was a bigger black man, looking terrifying.
It's just that after thinking about it again, it's just a bunch of ignorant peasants, and the guys in their hands are all scared and honest.
Brother Ying put the lead-filled galvanized pipe in his hand, kept stirring his eyes, and pointed at Song Shushu with a fierce face and shouted: "Boy, isn't it awesome? You don't even ask, who is my Brother Ying! What do I say, you kid is in big trouble!"
Song Shushu hasn't turned around for a long time, how many consciousnesses are these two goods? Want to pretend to be a big brother in front of a bunch of monsters?
Song Shushu finally turned this corner, and suddenly his heart was overjoyed, he and the pirated demon king can be put right, not to mention some ordinary people.
"Tiger, sit down for me, don't get excited, let me do this!" Song Shushu hurriedly shouted, his face full of eagerness.
Finally, it's time for me to pretend to be forced to slap my face! With the jade turtle bone to protect himself, he is the incorruptible body of King Kong.
Song Shushu jumped off the tractor, walked in front of Brother Ying with a goose step on his shoulders, hugged his arms, nostrils to the sky, and said coaxingly: "Say, what trouble do you want me to have? If you can move one finger of me today, even if I lose!"
"Ahh
Brother Ying also encountered this kind of awesome peasant for the first time, and he was a little frightened for a while, turned his head to look at the brothers who were holding back his laughter, and couldn't get off the stage anymore, so he raised his foot and kicked towards Song Shushu.
Song Shushu looked indifferent as a master, wondering in his heart whether to collect some strength, the power of the jade turtle bone was shocked, and then his soul was shattered!
Immediately after, with a pain in his stomach, Song Shushu stepped back a few steps and sat on the ground.
Holding his still colicy stomach, Song Shushu looked dazed.
What about saying that a good jade turtle bone King Kong is not bad? What about pretending to be a slap in the face?
Not only Song Shushu is stupid, but that Eagle Brother is also stupid, how many situations are this?
The monster in the car is also stupid, what does Xiao Song Village Chief mean?
Song Shushu finally remembered, it seems that such a thing as jade turtle bone only works for monks and monsters, and is useless for ordinary people.
Song Shushu's face will be blue and white for a while, it's too embarrassing!
"You dare to hit my man!"
Hu Li screamed, jumped off the tractor with a whoosh, ran to the front of the car, and with a crash, tore off the front bumper welded by the channel steel, and smashed it into Brother Ying's head with the channel steel.