Chapter 4: It's all insane
The village is not big, and you will reach Wu Tiangui's house after two turns!
Before I entered the door, I smelled a strange smell of fishy and cheeky mixed with the aroma of meat from a distance, like the greasy feeling of being stuffed with a large mouthful of fatty meat.
There was a big black pot in the middle of the yard, and in the stove turned into an oil drum, the firewood was burning red, and the hot soup was gushing in the cauldron, and large pieces of wild boar were constantly churning in the pot, and a layer of blood foam with a strong fishy smell floated on it.
Wu Tiangui squatted next to the stove, holding a red-hot shovel to burn the pig's head, and the smell of burnt pig hair rushed to his nose.
The weirdest thing is that there are two big men standing facing each other in the courtyard.
The big man on the left, with a round head and a round head, is only wearing a pair of big pants, and his muscular bumps seem to explode at any time.
The big man on the right, with a knife face, is long and thin, jeans, half-sleeved, clean and neat, looks thin, but belongs to the kind of muscular man who has muscles in the cracks of his bones.
"With me Tiger Roaring Forest, why do you want to take the first bite, I asked, why!"
The round-faced man roared, his voice was like thunder, and the murderous intent on his face emerged, and before he could make a move, a fierce intent came to his face.
"Just rely on me to call Lang Shocking!My Lang clan will never lag behind!" said with a cold and cold face.
As soon as his words fell, his eyes became grim, and he looked as if he would be stabbed in the next moment.
Hu Li sighed, squeezed between the two of them, and said while looking at the meat in the pot: "You said that you two, every time you pinch, every time it's these words, is it interesting, let's start the fight directly! Whoever wins will eat the first bite, this meat is cooked!"
Hu Li said, with a finger like a green onion, lightly poked, and was turned up by the boiling soup, a large piece of pork, hot to her.
Song Shushu looked at these two fierce men one by one, quietly walked to Wu Tiangui's side, endured the smell of burning hair, and said in a low voice: "Branch secretary, they are going to fight!"
"Fight, fight and stop!" Wu Tiangui said slowly.
"What if it's broken?"
"It's okay, rural people are solid, bumps and bumps are no big deal!"
Song Shushu looked at the two big men who were ready to start working at any time, and he was so anxious that he jumped to his feet, but Wu Tiangui was still unhurried and concentrated on burning the pig's head.
Tiger Roaring Lin and Lang were shocked into the air, opening a distance of three or five meters, and the battle was about to break out!
Tiger Roaring Lin took the lead, reached forward with his arms, and shouted loudly: "White Tiger Roaring Starry Sky!"
But he saw Lang jump in shock, and at the same time put his arms in front of him, pushed forward in the shape of scissors, and shouted loudly: "Sky Wolf Break!"
Tiger Roaring Lin's body leaned forward, took a heavy step, thrust his arms in front of him, and shouted, "Firmament Tiger Spirit!"
Lang jumped into the air again and made a backflip gesture, his horizontal palm was like a knife, and he slashed diagonally, and his voice was broken.
"Watch me kill the wolf!"
"Tiger Roll Galaxy!"
"Ten Thousand Wolves!"
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“......”
Song Shushu: "......"
No wonder Wu Tiangui and Hu Li are not in a hurry, and if they knew it earlier, they are not in a hurry, they are blind from three or five meters away, and they can't lose three hairs a day, and there is a chicken feather in a hurry!
Looking at the two big men, between the moves, shouting out one after another shameful names of the second moves, Song Shushu was completely speechless, this is a poor village, or a neurotic village!
When I was a child, a group of little children always liked to put on sheets, pretending to be chivalrous heroes, shouting by gesture, the name of the move such as the Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon, the Sky Divine Sword, the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, and the Xiao Li Flying Knife.
It's exactly the same as these two big men look like now.
It's not right, when children play, they will fight together and bump into each other.
These two big men are three or five meters away from each other, and they are fighting farther and farther, and they can't touch each other for a lifetime, maybe they will be injured by the fist wind palm blade!
The two sturdy big men, when Song Shushu felt ashamed and embarrassed, just gestured to each other for more than ten minutes, shouting dozens of names of various shameful moves.
Then Lang jumped back in shock, jumped several meters away, and stared coldly at the Tiger Roaring Forest, as if he wanted to kill the other party with his gaze!
"Lang, if you lose today, you can take the first bite, but don't be complacent, when the spiritual tide rises, let you know how powerful I am!"
"Hahaha, when have I ever been afraid of Tiger Roaring Forest!"
Song Shushu now has countless horses to talk about, so can he distinguish between winning and losing? Could it be that Cheng Lang was injured by the internal force of the Tiger Roaring Forest?
It's not good to play like this, even if it's a master, you have to put your hands on it, and then suddenly overturn a dozen people, it's too mystical for you to play like this, okay, I, the new village head, really can't keep up with the neurotic thinking!
Hu Xiaolin laughed, strode to the edge of the pot, reached out and pinched Hu Li's shoulder, and lifted her up directly.
"Little Hu Li is obedient, let the tiger master eat the first bite!"
"Okay, next time, don't expect me to steal Brother Feng's chicken!"
Hu Li was carried by Hu Xiaolin like this, hugged her arm in front of her, snorted, twisted her head, and looked dissatisfied with her arrogant face, which was clearly an angry old lady.
The cute little appearance made Song Shushu's girl's heart almost unbearable.
I secretly scolded this Tiger Roaring Forest in my heart, isn't it just a piece of broken pork that is boiled and fishy, replaced by Lao Tzu, let alone a piece of meat, even if she wants a star, she has to dig a meteorite for her to come back.
Song Shushu was very worried, he didn't dare to provoke people, it was not illegal to kill people with neuropathy!
"Master Tiger, be merciful!
Song Shushu was almost jumping to his feet and screaming, staring at Wu Tiangui while yelling, the old guy was still fighting with the pig's head.
"What do you want?"
Tiger Roaring Forest's eyes widened, and his fierce gaze met Song Shushu.
Song Shushu maintained a posture of not jumping, looked at Wu Tiangui, and scolded in his heart, Lao Tzu is just the new village chief, you are the village secretary of Tubawang, when is this, you are still burning that broken pig's head there.
Wu Tiangui can't count on it, and then look at Lang Tiankong, neuropathy is a perfect match for neuropathy! It's time for you to come out!
Lang Jingkong lowered his head slightly, and his face was still gloomy from the beginning, just not moving.
Song Shushu looked at Hu Xiaolin, the muscle bumps that were almost about to explode, and thought about it in his heart, three or five of them tied up a piece by themselves probably couldn't get him, swallowed his saliva with a grunt, and hurriedly said: "If you can add some seasoning to this meat, the taste will definitely be better!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Then you should add it!"
When Hu Xiaolin spoke, he still maintained the appearance of half-lifting Hu Li up.
Hu Li's little feet kicked him several times in the chest and abdomen, as if tickling, and she had no intention of letting go.
Song Shushu added green onions, ginger and garlic, star anise cinnamon, and some bay leaves and chili peppers, and the meat in the pot was already cooked, and it couldn't taste at all.
However, the heavy spices have suppressed most of the fishy smell of wild boar, and now it smells like a lot of meaty aromas.
Hu Xiaolin was still holding Hu Li, stretching his neck, and kept looking at the top of the pot, his eyes narrowed into a slit.
Song Shushu was so frightened that his heart and liver were three points, as soon as this second cargo hand was loosened, Hu Li was about to drop the pot and have a boiled little girl!