Chapter 253 Get on the sedan chair
"General Di...... It's really my nobleman!" If Lin Yong hadn't taken off his pants, he would have jumped up and given Di Yunfeng a warm hug.
"It's okay, who called us friends. Although Di Yunfeng was free and easy in his words, his selfishness hurt tightly, he originally wanted to use these three golden scales to refine an immortal weapon, but now it seems that this plan has to be put on hold.
"General Di, don't worry, when I return to Zhenwu and make up enough money, I will definitely return it in full!" Lin Yong patted his chest and promised, and then asked: "By the way, General Di, what is the intermittent method you have practiced? Will it hurt?"
Di Yunfeng raised his eyebrows, and said naturally: "Pain is indispensable, this bone grows and cracks, grows and cracks, doesn't it hurt even more?" Saying that, he had conjured a dagger, lit an open flame to grill and sterilize, and said: "This operation is very simple, cut your knee, cut the spirit piece into the shape of your kneecap, and then use my unique medical fairy technique to suture and weld, and it's done!"
Just between Di Yunfeng's words, Lin Yong had already oozed a few sweats of fear, he swallowed his saliva, looked at Di Yunfeng in horror and said, "General Di, you are ...... Is this a reliable operation?"
"That's not me blowing with you, just rely on my knife work, one knife can seal the throat, three knives can solve the cow, the mosquito is embroidered, it's amazing!" Di Yunfeng smiled mysteriously, flicked the blade of the knife, and said: "You should be familiar with the merchant prisoner, right? I changed the skin for him, that is a major operation, and I am the only one in the Six Realms who can handle it." ”
Lin Yong gritted his teeth: "Then you try, as long as you can cure your leg." ”
"Haha, it's really hard to say, when our martial arts body is opened to the third stage, the pain of burning skin and flesh must be worse than scraping bones to heal injuries...... It's normal for people to be afraid of that kind of pointy thing, so don't be afraid. ”
Di Yunfeng tried his best to comfort him, and deliberately took a pot of the strongest and most fragrant wine and handed it to Lin Yong. Lin Yong got the wine, and the sweat stopped flowing, so his heart was naturally not afraid.
"I'm coming. ”
"You ...... lightly"
"You can't break it if you tap it. ”
"Then you slow down......"
"Slow down and you'll hurt more. ”
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"Smack!" the door was kicked open from the outside, and then a coquettish voice was heard: "What are you doing!"
Two large men, one with his pants off and lying on the bed, the other sitting on his lap...... Although nothing may happen, such a scene makes all three of them embarrassed.
"Ahem, Xue'er, you came just in time, come and help me hold his calf, I'm so chiseled. Di Yunfeng coughed lightly twice and greeted Mu Xueyi.
Mu Xueyi jumped onto the bed, glanced at Lin Yong who was lying on the bed with the wine jar in her arms, smiled, stared at Di Yunfeng, and said in a voice: "What are you going to do?"
Di Yunfeng said: "You don't care what you do, just hold his calf." ”
Mu Xue said with a proud little face: "What if I don't?"
The corners of Di Yunfeng's mouth curled slightly: "No, hehehe, then you just wait to vomit......
Mu Xueyi deliberately stared at her eyes wide and round: "Hmph! I just want to see what tricks you guys do again!"
In less than half an hour, Di Yunfeng sent Lin Yong out of the door with a smile, and instructed: "Your knee still needs to be recovered for half a month, don't be in a hurry to go, by the way, accompany Miss Yin'er, I really hope you will bring her back to Zhenwu." ”
"Naturally. Lin Yong only replied softly with two words, and it could be seen from the posture of his stride meteor that he was full of joy.
Mu Xue pouted, looking pitiful, she sat on the edge of the bed with tears in her eyes, looking like she would never see Di Yunfeng.
Di Yunfeng gently covered the door, quietly walked behind Mu Xueyi, and while she was stunned, he hugged her waist in his arms and teased: "Mu Xueyi, almost two thousand years old, right?
Mu Xueyi had tears on her face, and she turned her head away angrily and didn't say a word.
Di Yunfeng said bitterly: "I told you not to look at it, it's you who is stubborn......"
"But who told you to start without knowing the severity, the blood is more than three feet high!"
"Uh, heh, hehe...... Staff Officer Lin is a big man, and he will determine the life and death of millions of people with a wave of his hand, let's help him cure his lameness, and there will be benefits in the future. ”
Di Yunfeng took another piece of golden scales, used two of the three, and left only the last one, he shook the golden scales in front of Mu Xueyi's eyes, and said: "This is the tail scale of the nine-tailed golden crow, I will make it into a golden branch hairpin and give it to you, you will be the most beautiful woman in the six realms." ”
Mu Xueyi hurriedly snatched the golden scales and exclaimed: "This is the best refining material, grandfather has always wanted to ask for a piece before his death, but the divine bird phoenix is ethereal, let alone wants its scales that have faded for thousands of years......"
Di Yunfeng gently kissed Mu Xueyi on the forehead and said with a smile: "You're not angry now, are you?"
Mu Xueyi raised her head and smiled at Di Yunfeng, and said, "If the women were really angry, they would have left a long time ago, and they would stay and show you, just to make you apologize and let you coax." ”
"You're an honest woman. Di Yunfeng doted on the nose of the person in his arms, and asked, "By the way, didn't you lift the hijab of the bride?
Mu Xueyi broke out of Di Yunfeng's embrace, took her hands behind her back, looked domineering, and said: "That little lady blushed when she saw me, I hugged her waist and hugged each other for a deep kiss, she compromised without struggling a few times!"
"You have learned a lot of skills in picking up girls with me," Di Yunfeng rubbed his nose, but said sadly: "But you kiss other women casually, have you considered my feelings." ”
"If you don't come, I won't believe you're not
I've kissed other women!" Mu Xue snorted and waved her hand to throw away something.
Di Yunfeng took a look and found that it was a complete set of red wedding dresses.
Mu Xueyi curled her little face and said proudly: "The inner courtyard of the eldest grandson's family is heavily guarded, if you pretend to be an ordinary relative, you will definitely not be able to enter, so I think you can only pretend to be a bride is the most reliable." ”
"You think of your husband as too incompetent, right? What is there in the deep palace compound that I can't go to? I just don't want to be a thief so I came up with the idea of dressing up...... And!"
Di Yunfeng held the wedding dress, his face turned slightly blue, and asked, "This wedding dress is obviously worn on someone else's bride, but you took it off...... What the hell did you do to the bride?"
Mu Xueyi hurriedly turned around and hesitated, "I'...... What can I do? What can we two women do, don't make me think crookedly!"
"Then what's going on with the belly pocket in this wedding dress!" Di Yunfeng took out a red belly pocket from the wedding dress, his nose was so smart, how could he not smell the remnants of tranquility?
"I was ......" Mu Xueyi bit her lip, not daring to reply, let alone looking back to face Di Yunfeng.
"Hmph! I'm going to find that girl, the hatred of insulting his wife is not the same as the sky!" Di Yunfeng was about to break down the door in a rage, but Mu Xueyi hurriedly stopped him and begged: "Don't think about it, what can we two women do?"
Di Yunfeng said: "It is precisely because you are both women that I have to focus on the investigation!"
Mu Xue pressed Di Yunfeng's chest and stepped back, and said with a smile: "It's not because you always bully me, so I'm also curious about what it's like to be a man......
Soon Di Yunfeng had been pushed to the side of the bed, and he looked at Mu Xueyi speechlessly, not angry, but not angry.
Mu Xueyi's eyes began to be ambiguous, and in the fragrance of the confession, it gradually burned, she tore off the hairpin on her head, and the green silk fell softly, a few wisps caressed Di Yunfeng's cheeks, and a few wisps teased Di Yunfeng's chest...... She opened her palace clothes, revealing a white jade skin, her clothes were not up or down, and the scenery and charm were just right.
Di Yunfeng's heart was throbbing like this for the first time, Xue'er was nervous and restrained before, like a mimosa and shrunk at the touch, and now her posture is really ...... Meets a man's appetite.
"What do you want to do?" he smiled, like the calm before a storm.
Mu Xue pushed Di Yunfeng onto the bed with her fingers in her mouth, sat on him, and put down the cruel words: "It's nothing, it's just that I will make you unable to get out of bed tomorrow." ”
Di Yunfeng pillowed his head, quietly watching Mu Xueyi's every movement, and only waited for his clothes to take off before asking:
"Cher, do you know how strong I am?"
"I don't know! Who cares how strong you are!"
"Do you know what my side hustle does?"
"Who cares what you do with your side hustle!"
"Then you should always understand that the most annoying thing for me is that others threaten me?"
"So what? Anyway, if you don't talk, then it's no wonder that I'm not going to let you go, no matter how much you beg me tonight."
Mu Xueyi glared at Di Yunfeng fiercely, and said word by word: "You!die!Decided!!"
Di Yunfeng smiled faintly and held up an enchantment in the room.
"What did you do with the enchantment?" Mu Xueyi frowned, her premonition unknown.
Di Yunfeng's body twisted, and the anti-guest pressed Mu Xueyi on his body, he licked his bloodthirsty lips, and said, "I'm afraid that you will scream too loudly, so I set up two more layers of enchantment." ”
Mu Xueyi was shocked, propped up the bed and wanted to start, and scolded: "You scoundrel, you obviously said that I would move by myself, but you don't believe in your words!"
"How slow do you move yourself......"
"I ...... I, I'm not coming, I'm not coming......" Mu Xueyi finally felt a trace of fear that she was about to be dominated, and when she fled, the abyss had been filled, and from her first call, her body and mind had also sunk into the infernal abyss.
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The next morning, Di Yunfeng staggered over and got out of bed, and it turned out that there was no ploughed field, only tired cows...... Last night, he raised his gun and went into battle, and he exhausted the one hundred and eighty hand exercises in the "Double Cultivation Treasure Book", but he still collapsed on Mu Xueyi's body.
When I woke up, it was already bright outside the window.
Mu Xueyi on the bed was still asleep, and her pretty face was full of satisfaction.
Pushing open the window, a bright ray of sunlight poured into the house, and at the foot of the inn, the party to send off the relatives had been reassembled, and the noise of last night did not affect the girl's marriage.
"Da ......" came from outside the house.
"Who?" Di Yunfeng got dressed haphazardly, went up and opened the door. Halfway through the door, she found that it was a beautiful young woman, and she was so frightened that she took two steps back when she saw Di Yunfeng.
There is a girl in the world who is made of water, and the woman in front of the door can roughly belong.
"Little sister, who are you looking for?" Di Yunfeng narrowed his eyes and asked.
The girl hesitated for a while before biting her lip and said, "I'm looking for Mu Gongzi......"
"Oh......" Di Yunfeng roughly understood everything, and thought to himself, this woman should be the bride who has been messing with Xue'er for most of the night, right?
She ...... I said that in this room, this gentleman, you ......" The girl spoke with great difficulty, and she couldn't ask why for a long time.
Di Yunfeng opened the door and invited, "Come in, she's still sleeping inside." ”
The girl wanted to enter, but she stepped into the threshold and retreated, she shook her head: "I still won't go in, you tell Mu Gongzi for me, Zhu'er."
I can't bear to burden my son, and Zhu'er will remember my son for the rest of her life!" After speaking, she covered her mouth, turned around with tears in her eyes, and ran downstairs with thin steps.
Di Yunfeng glanced back at Mu Xueyi on the bed, shook his head and sighed: "You, you, you, you're good at playing, but you leave the mess to me to clean up ......", he waved his sleeves lightly, the breeze went away, and rolled Zhu'er back to his side.
"Sir, what are you going to do!" Zhu'er exclaimed, and before Di Yunfeng could make a move, she fainted.
"I'll ...... Is there such a weak woman in this world?" Di Yunfeng took Zhu'er and couldn't help but sigh.
"Such a woman will fall down as soon as she pushes, and it's no wonder that your good partner can take her down. ”
Lin Yong walked down the stairs, since his leg was healed, he also refreshed his appearance, and asked if there was a feminine man in the True Martial Kingdom, then Lin Yong must be second to none.
Di Yunfeng took Zhu'er back to the house and put it next to Mu Xueyi's pillow, when a burst of gongs and drums sounded outside the window, so it seemed that the team was about to leave.
"They still have a bride, don't they?" said Lin Yong, leaning against the door.
Di Yunfeng smiled slightly, and changed into a pearl: "Isn't this it." ”
Lin Yong stroked his chin, nodded straight and said, "Interesting, interesting......"
Di Yunfeng jumped on the windowsill with one foot, and never looked back and said, "I'm going to Changsun's house, you just stay in the inn and wait for me to come back." ”
"If it's murder, do you need my help?" Lin Yong asked.
Di Yunfeng said: "No, I'm just going to see a friend." ”
Lin Yong nodded, but said bitterly: "How can a bride jump into the sedan chair." ”
Di Yunfeng smiled lightly, put on his hijab, and jumped off the windowsill.
The sedan chair stopped directly opposite the window, and Di Yunfeng drilled into the sedan chair like a piece of down.
The matchmaker outside the sedan chair was looking around for news of the bride, but she heard a voice from inside the sedan chair: "Mrs. Zhang, I'm afraid you're old and confused, right? I've been in the sedan chair from the beginning." ”
The matchmaker wiped the tears from her forehead with a handkerchief, and sighed: "Miss Zhu'er, you didn't say a word in the sedan chair earlier, look at the old body, I'm so anxious." ”
Di Yunfeng replied: "Then the matchmaker doesn't have to delay, hurry up and get up the sedan chair?"
The matchmaker didn't dare to delay, and shouted in her voice: "Get up the sedan chair!", and suddenly the gongs and drums were noisy, the firecrackers rang out, and the family sending team drove to the eldest grandson's house in a joyful manner.
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The lively send-off procession from the beginning of the sun to the setting sun, in order to arrive at the eldest grandson's house on time, never stopped.
What I admire the most is not the foot strength of the palanquin, but the salute band that beats the gongs and drums and blows the horn, blowing for a whole day in one breath!
At sunset, the procession finally stopped with the turn of day and night, and the mortals who sent their relatives could only stop in the courtyard of the eldest grandson's house, and after receiving the reward, they left separately. The monks who participated in the trip used their spiritual power to carry the bride directly into the cave room with a sedan chair, and even the most basic worship hall was saved, not to mention a feast and other happy works.
Miss Zhu'er is just a concubine of the chief manager. The chief steward marries many concubines every year, and the most important time in their lives is the night in the cave room, because a moment is worth a thousand gold, but only this time.
"Miss Zhu'er, please come with us to bathe and change clothes?" came the maid's soft call from outside the sedan chair.
A gust of wind blew out of the sedan chair, and the maid didn't have time to see the person behind the sedan curtain and fell down gently, Di Yunfeng quickly hugged the maid and dragged her into the sedan chair, and put on the wedding dress for her in three or two clicks, "Maid girl, I have to wronged you." He carried the maid on his shoulder, and went to the room of the eldest grandson, the fat man, with his memory.
The eldest grandson fat man is the eldest grandson Hou, the land in Di Yunfeng's colorful mountain was half sold and half given away by him, this fat man had a bad kidney, but after Di Yunfeng's conditioning, he was greatly improved, and he was very happy, and he also pulled Di Yunfeng to worship his son as a brother.
The eldest grandson Fat Man is also a romantic person, he lit candles and colored paper in the cave room, and he had all the delicious food and wine.
Di Yunfeng put the bride down, and sat down unceremoniously to drink the wedding wine, in fact, there is no need for him to lurk if he wants to come, let alone bring a bride, but since this fat man intends to be a brother with him, he can't detain other people's brides, so he will make up for one and talk about his heart.
More importantly, there is no yin qi fluctuation in this eldest grandson's mansion.
If you guess it, the eldest grandson's family has been making a fortune behind their backs, and the ghost crystals pulled out of the Yin people's heads have a very heavy yin and evil spirit, if there is one in the eldest grandson's mansion, it can be detected by Di Yunfeng's immortal senses...... It is even said that even a monk who has come into contact with the corpse of the Yin can identify it clearly.
"This is very strange......" Di Yunfeng put a glass of wine to his lips, and he hadn't drunk it for a long time.
"Beauty, beauty, my little beauty!"
The door was pushed open impatiently, and the person who came was no longer a fat man, but he was the fat man of the eldest grandson before, but he had lost weight, and his fat had become strong muscles!
When the eldest grandson Hou saw Di Yunfeng, he was stunned for a moment, then opened his arms with a smile on his face, and hugged him enthusiastically: "Brother Di, oh, Brother Di......"
Out of courtesy, Di Yunfeng returned a small hug, pulled him to sit down, and personally poured a glass of wine for him, saying, "I haven't seen you for a long time, but the chief manager's body is a lot stronger." ”