Chapter 410: A Billion Brains
[410] A billion brains
"Okay, I'll fulfill you, die!!"
Liu Mang's eyes were full of incomparable ferocity, and the machete in his hand fell fiercely!
Swish!
The cold light went straight to the neck of one of the Taoist boys!
It's just that, at this moment, a sudden change occurred!
At the moment when the machete was about to fall on Dao Tong's neck, a flash of blue light was like lightning, slashing fiercely!
Poof!
A dull voice sounded, and blood splattered!
Liu Mang's whole body felt empty, and then, he was shocked to find that his arm was broken by brushing.
The whole arm, along with the machete, was thrown out alive.
The surging blood spurted out along the severed arm!
Ahhh
A majestic pain made Liu Mang tremble fiercely, and he immediately screamed.
He couldn't believe that he didn't cut down Zhongdao Tong, but his arm was cut off?
This...... How can it be?
Who?
Who is it?
Liu Mang's eyes were filled with incomparable resentment and horror, and he turned his head to look over:
"How could it be you?!"
Not only Liu Mang, at this moment, everyone's eyes were full of shock!
Swish!
Everyone's eyes were going to pop out.
Because, the person who made the move just now has always been just a weak scholar in their hearts! A person who can't pick up his shoulders and can't lift his hand, and has no power to restrain the chicken!
It is the number one talent in the world - Ye Xuan.
"You... You... Not a scholar?"
Liu Mang's eyes were frightened and frightened, and his face flashed with thick doubts, he didn't see clearly what happened just now.
Ye Xuan smiled faintly:
"I'm a scholar! So, I'm going to write a poem for you? I haven't finished writing my poem, how can you do it? Just do it casually, it's wrong for you, and you have to follow the rules of life. ”
Yes?
Writing poetry again?
The people of the Han Kingdom and the Northern Xian Country are going crazy!
Especially Liu Mang?
Why are you writing poems, what are you cutting me for?
Ye Xuan grinned:
"There are 80 million brains in the world, and half of them are in the cold country, where can I find the remaining half?
The Han people and Koreans present were not members of the Cultural Society at all, most of them were pretended to be martial artists, and the ones who were really talented were Park Chang and Liu Chan.
The two of them pondered the poem carefully, something was wrong!
It's so presumptuous!
It's so arrogant!
What an insult to intelligence!
So, they stood up, pointed at Ye Xuan and asked loudly: "You are talking nonsense! This poem is even more bullshit!"
"You're a math teacher, right?"
Ye Xuan said: "Where is the nonsense?"
Pu Chang said: "Our Dahan and Beixian combined have a population of 75 million, even if they are all brain-dead, then there are still 5 million numbers that don't match!"
"Yes, there are 75 million brains in our two countries, and there are 5 million, where have they gone, you tell me?"
The two of them were a little proud, they found a loophole in Ye Xuan's poems, as if they had won Ye Xuan's hand, and their faces couldn't help but feel beautiful.
Ye Xuan smiled slightly: "Let me ask you, what is the child born of the brain-dead and the brain-dead?"
The two said in unison: "Of course it's still brain-dead!"
"Yes. ”
Ye Xuan applauded: "Congratulations, you answered correctly, so, there are still five million brains in the stomach!"
"Seems to make some sense... But ......" The two pondered for a moment, then raised their heads and said, "Although there will be new brain wrecks born, there will be countless brain wrecks who die every year!"
Ye Xuan looked at them with an idiot's gaze: "Living is brain-dead, dead is brain-dead, once you are brain-dead, you will be brain-dead for life! Buried in the soil is brain-dead, and cremated is also brain-dead!"
"That's even more wrong. ”
Pu Chang said loudly: "The number of people living in our Han Kingdom and Beisheng is about one billion in total, far more than eighty million!"
Liu Chan nodded: "So, you have to change this poem!"
Then the two said in unison:
"There are a billion brains in the world, and half of them are in the cold country, where can I find the remaining half?
After the two of them finished chanting loudly, they said with a satisfied face: "That's no problem." ”
Ye Xuan sighed: "That's right, change it well, you won." ”
"Yay!"
The two of them cheered and ran to Liu Mang and Fan Jian, and asked for credit: "My lord, have you seen it? The world's first genius is nothing more than that, and we can also change poems for him." ”
Liu Mang: "......"
Fan Jian: "......"
Ye Xuan: "......"
Zhang Peiran: "......"
The Eight Sages: "......"
All Chinese: "......"
Damn!
These two are two fools, right?
Liu Mang and Fan Jian were so angry that their faces turned pale: "Get out, you two are mentally retarded, people scold us for being brain-dead, you discuss mathematics with others, you are really brain-dead!"
With a pair of bronze bell-like eyes, he stared at Ye Xuan, and his tone was gloomy and murderous:
"Boy, I don't care what you come from. ”
After saying that, he waved his other arm:
"Kill him, hack him to death!!"
Whew!Whew!
As Liu Mang's words fell, suddenly, the elite from the Bagua Sect behind him rushed towards Ye Xuan like lightning.
These people, all of them have steel knives in their hands, and their bodies are fierce!
Especially in a group of more than a dozen people, that kind of momentum, like a fierce wolf pack, rushed towards Ye Xuan!
"Dead !!"
All the elites of the Bagua Sect, full of ferocity, raised their steel knives, and brushed at the place where Ye Xuan was, and they were about to slash down!
This scene made the faces of the surrounding Chinese people change greatly.
"No, Ye Xuan, run! You alone are not their opponent!"
"Ye Xuan, why are you strong?"
"Ye Xuan, you are a great genius, run!"
The Eight Sages King said loudly: "Master Ye Xuan, you are a genius that is rare in Huaguo for a thousand years, and we will protect you with our lives." ”
As he spoke, the Eight Sages King rushed in front of Ye Xuan.
Jiang Taishi's eyes were firm: "Immortal, you are an immortal genius in Huaguo, you run quickly, we will protect you with our lives." ”
As he spoke, Taishi Jiang dragged the old body and squirmed in front of Ye Xuan.
Zhang Peiran's voice was cold: "Tai Chi disciple, protect Master Ye with your life and leave." ”
With an order, the disciples of the Tai Chi Sect surrounded Ye Xuan.
They were physically exhausted, but their strong mental strength supported them and they were not allowed to fall.
"Master Ye, let's go! Take care!
All the disciples of the Tai Chi sect screamed at Ye Xuan!
They are not afraid of death!
Looking at so many ordinary and ordinary people, they desperately stood in front of him, blocking the ruthless enemy with their weak bodies.
Ye Xuan was very moved in his heart:
"Chinese people! I'd rather die standing than live on my knees!"
"I, Ye Xuan, am proud of you! I am proud of this nation!"
There was one sentence he didn't say, Sister Nuwa, do you see? This is the nation you and I have created!
They're all good!
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