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What should I do? Even if I find a pamphlet, I can't fool around now, and if I don't give the judge an explanation, it will really be a goof. Fortunately, the current Tianming is a smart person, and smart people always find solutions to things at critical moments!

Tianming said: "Your Excellency Judge doesn't know, there are too many crimes in this guy, and they are far from being enumerated in a book of crimes. ”

The judge was stunned for a moment, and said, "Oh, and such things, I have not heard of anyone who has many crimes that cannot be listed in the form of crimes." ”

The judge listened to me carefully: "This person's name is Xiao Hei, two years old, his wife went to the river to wash clothes, with him, what about him, he urinated in a moment of urgency, and when he landed, in that water, the fish and shrimp floated and turned white, all of them died, and his eyes widened when he died. Is this a crime?"

Without hesitation, the judge said righteously: "Of course!"

Tianming continued: "Then the old lady repeated her old tricks and used these methods to fish, causing fish and shrimp to disappear in many waters. And after the poisoned fish entered the market, the people who ate it vomited and leaked, and lost half their lives in an instant, and those who threatened the lives of the locals in their eyes were not considered a crime!"

The judge also seemed to become agitated: "It's even more important. ”

Tianming said: "He can cause so much damage just by soaking in urine, and there are other complicated things, countless of them, it's really a heinous crime!"

As soon as Tianming's momentum was lifted, the judge also became puzzled, and said: "There are indeed many crimes, but this is not a big evil, because he was still young at the time and did not understand them. ”

Tianming said: "That's because the main topic hasn't come yet, it's a saying that is circulating in the streets! Why did the thirty-year-old orangutan die naked on the street, why did hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night, why the chicken coop hens were repeatedly hacked, why the widow's nei pants were frequently stolen, who committed the serial Qiangjian sow case, whether it was a human being a ghost, what was hidden behind the pregnancy of hundreds of puppies, and where did the monster with a human head and a chicken body come from? Is all this a distortion of human nature or a perverted endless madness? He is the final answer!" In the last sentence, Tianming pointed to the little ghost who was captured by himself, and looked at it with indignation.

The judge was completely stunned, as if he couldn't believe such a thing, and looked at Tianming with a look of astonishment: "You mean, he doesn't even let animals go?"

Tianming said: "Those who can run and jump on four feet, those who stand on two feet and scream, and those who do not have feet swimming in the water, none of them are spared!

At this time, the judge couldn't bear it anymore and scolded loudly: "Perverted, really perverted! Why is it that he is not human, but all animals?"

Tianming echoed: "That's right! This is enough to show how perverted he is, such a person is fortunate to die early, otherwise I don't know how many animals will suffer! This is simply an unparalleled pervert! "Saying that others are perverted, alas! These are all made up by Tianming, and he can't come up with such a perverted thing, and I don't know how Tianming did it? I'm afraid even he feels unimaginable!

The judge looked at the audience, the little ghost, and said sharply: "Perverted people in the audience, you raise your head." ”

The little ghost slowly raised his head, and his movements were very stiff, because everything was under the control of Tianming.

The judge said, "Can you plead guilty?"

Of course, the little ghost did not admit his guilt, and he wanted to say something with a long mouth, but he couldn't make a sound at all, because Tianming had already lit his dumb hole.

The judge looked puzzled and said, "Why is that?"

Tianming hurriedly said: "Lord Judge, you don't know, he was a dumb man when he was alive!"

The judge said, "I see. Then I ask you a question, and you just have to nod or shake your head. ”

The imp nodded hurriedly.

The judge said, "Can you plead guilty to the above charges?"

Of course the imp wanted to shake his head. But as a result, he nodded. Of course, Tianming will not let him drop the chain at a critical moment. It's just a nod to this point, very helpless, very painful. The good ones have become perverts, and they are also perverts of perverts! Who can accept it!

Tianming said: "Since this pervert has pleaded guilty, I don't think there is any need for a retrial, just go directly to Ah Bidi." ”

The judge said: "If such a person is really as heinous as you say, of course he will go to hell." Merely... ”

Tianming said: "It's just what? His sins are too deep, and it is too cheap for him to go directly to hell." ”

The judge said, "What does the judge mean?"

Tianming said: "Let him enjoy it layer by layer, and finally, before letting him go to the eighteenth layer of hell, we will let him taste all the capital punishments!"

Tianming was stunned, if this is the case, then wouldn't all his wishful thinking be in vain?