Sue Lao Tzu
Xu Jia returned to Mr. and silently watched Mr. write the Tao Te Ching.
Xu Jia knew that this work would be of great significance to mankind.
He gave all his life's knowledge and insights without taste.
It's not because he's about to ascend to the Immortal.
"Done?"
Lao Tzu rigorously wrote a sentence on the volume, and suddenly stopped his pen and looked back and asked with a smile.
Xu Jia smiled and nodded solemnly.
"That's good. Lao Tzu turned around and immersed himself in the book again.
This is also the reason why Xu Jia did not answer the details in detail.
"Dang dang!" someone knocked on the door.
Xu Jia opened the door to welcome out, and it turned out to be Yin Xi and Zhao Gou again.
"It's Yin Xi, come in. ”
Even though the gentleman had already spoken, Xu Jia couldn't say anything, so he turned sideways and let in.
The two of them first saluted Xu Jia respectfully, don't look at Yin Xi is already Lao Tzu's apprentice, but he is really impressed by Xu Jia today.
After the two of them gave a salute, while walking inside, Yin Xi begged and shouted, "Oops......... Master, this is an envy of the disciples, please ask the master to teach the disciples the art of setting up an altar and moving the underworld!"
This is what he thinks, otherwise the seven lamps are just that little meaning, it must be an altar set up, and the underworld is moved to the upper body, and what the official Hao saw was the real hell executive, which he had just asked the official in the cage clearly.
Xu Jia almost burst out laughing when he heard this.
When Yin Xi got closer, "poof" knelt in front of Lao Tzu, and his expression was almost like a handful of snot and tears.
Lao Tzu stroked his white beard and smiled: "Don't you already have the ability to astrologly?"
"Uh......................................."
Yin Xi suddenly felt that he was really a little greedy, and his old face turned red, but he still cried and did not give up: "There are many skills, don't you press down, aren't the immortals all thousands of ways, you have to learn." ”
Lao Tzu glanced at Xu Jia with a smile, and then said to Yin Xi: "I can't teach you." ”
"Why, Master, ............?"
Yin Xi was puzzled, isn't his apprentice qualified enough?
"That is his self-taught path, if I teach you, wouldn't I be ashamed of him, just as I can't teach him your skills, and I can't be ashamed of your lifelong hardships. ”
"Uh............... ~...... ~~”
Yin Xi had no choice but to get up by himself when he heard this, with a sad face, like an old child.
"Some skills are given by God, can not be forced, if you can also understand, then it is not his ability, just like the Tao Te Ching I wrote, with enlightenment, the world gets the key from it, which door to enter, that is his own business. Lao Tzu taught him a serious lesson.
Yin Xi listened to this and resumed the appearance of a good baby.
"Teacher, did Xu Jia come back to tell you? guess what country that kid is........." Yin Xi glanced at Xu Jia when he said, and after thinking about it, he knew that Xu Jia did not bother Lao Tzu with such a trivial matter.
"Not yet, which country's ........." Lao Tzu smiled.
"Chu State, it's him Chu State again, it's really a thief's heart that doesn't die, he!" Yin Xi said and suddenly became angry.
Lao Tzu nodded silently, his brows furrowed slightly.
"This time it's really a big thorn in the eye, otherwise this Cold Valley Pass will be useless if it is a husband and a wife. Yin Xi said happily in his heart.
As he spoke, Lao Tzu recited the word Chu in his heart.
Chu Wangcheng, Prince Chaofu...
Wang Zichao had just returned from the palace, sitting with a smile on his face, the beauty was serving wholeheartedly, he held the tea cup in his hand, and smelled the tea beautifully.
I thought to myself, a young king of seven or eight years old, how to fiddle with how to be haha is really interesting.
"Report .............................."
Suddenly, he received a secret report from a flying pigeon.
Wang Zichao took the mother-finger-like letter scroll and gradually opened it to see, and he was taken aback at this look.
What's the end?
Wrote another Tao Te Ching?
So what did he snatch back?
No way!
He didn't have the heart to drink the tea in anger, threw it aside, pushed the maid away and got up, threw off his big sleeves on both sides, and walked to the house in the backyard with green smoke from the room.
When you get to the door, you don't knock on the door, just push it open and enter.
"Bang dang!"
As soon as Wang Zichao entered, he saw Cai Gongzi, who was dressed in a white shirt, tinkering with those dilapidated clay pots, large and small, all in the fire, smoking straight out of the inside, the smell was mixed, the main thing was that the stench accounted for the vast majority, and he couldn't tell what was boiling.
And the corpse demon Yin, who is not a ghost or a ghost, stood aside in a daze, on the surface, he was a stupid monster who could only breathe.
"Your Highness, please be seated..."
"Yo... You see, I don't really have a decent place to sit here. ”
Cai Gongzi said with a smile, while fanning the blue fire and adding all kinds of strange herbs to the jar.
"What kind of medicine are these, when will your corpse demon army be cultivated?" Wang Zichao asked, pinching his waist.
Cai Gongzi didn't answer for a long time.
"Oh, yes, I forgot something, I have already given the king just now, and the king said that when your corpse demon army stands in front of the army, it is the moment you become the national teacher, and the national letter has been prepared, you can let it go, and it is right to keep it. ”
Cai Gongzi was busy hearing this, and nodded incessantly.
"I'm refining a spirit pill for Corpse Demon Yin now, as long as this medicine is completed, Corpse Demon Yin will regenerate Soul Wisdom, and his combat power will be increased by a hundredfold, otherwise he will always be like a puppet I control, stupid and mentally retarded, those corpse demon armies are nothing, and the soldiers are fine. ”
"Is there such a miracle medicine in this world?" Wang Zichao was surprised, but he heard that his own thinking was quite matched.
"Why is Your Highness so anxious all of a sudden?" In fact, the prince tide suddenly came to urge, and Cai Gongzi also felt strange.
"Don't mention it, that Lao Tzu is now in the Cold Valley Pass, and the secret report said that the old man asked him to leave a few words, but that Lao Tzu is rewriting the Tao Te Ching again, and he is angry with me. "The prince tide robbed the book and robbed the people is to force the king to sin Lao Tzu, and then whether it is for the book or for the people, the king will definitely drive away Lao Tzu and others in this name, after all, he will think that Lao Tzu and others are the bane, and then, in order to redeem people and books, Lao Tzu and others will choose Da Chu to rely on, plus the corpse demon army, to dominate the world, isn't it a dream come true.
Who knew that as soon as this person arrived at Hangu Pass, there was such a big fork.
Cai Gongzi was also stunned when he called, "Tao Te Ching...", he recited silently.
"If you don't come, won't we still be able to rob it! I didn't say that Lao Tzu was dismissed and his gray hair was growing day by day, I counted him as having little time, and he wrote the Tao Te Ching on his deathbed, so why bother to come. ”
"Hmm........." Wang Zichao's eyes lit up, and he patted Cai Gongzi on the shoulder and smiled: "It's really worthy ............of my brains!
"Hahaha........." The two of them laughed heartily.
"Report ................................................"
"Hmm, what's the matter, why did you still chase it to the backyard!" Wang Zichao received another secret letter from the Flying Eagle.
I took it out and took a look, and I almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood.
"What's wrong?" Cai Gongzi asked calmly.
Wang Zichao covered his head, looked up to the sky and said hatefully: "This damn Xu Jia! is really the nemesis of His Royal Highness...... He actually pulled out the best nail that I had carefully punched into the Cold Valley Pass with one move, I really don't know if I should leave him behind!"
Cai Gongzi's eyes narrowed.
Half a month later.
Lao Tzu rolls together.
"Congratulations, sir, you have finally done it!" Xu Jia congratulated excitedly.
"Hmm... Exactly 5,000 words!"
Lao Tzu was also very satisfied and happy, but he couldn't help frowning.
Xu Jia has been with him for more than 20 years, and of course he understands Mr. 's leisurely concerns.
Xu Jia slowly knelt down on one knee and said: "Please Mr. give me a volume of Tao Te Ching casually and go to Chu State to change people, this is Xu Jia's last invitation!"
Instead, the door opened, Yin Xi was beckoned, lay on the ground, and solemnly accepted Lao Tzu's five thousand words.
The next morning, Xu Jia handed a petition to Yin Xishang in public, accusing Lao Tzu of not paying back the money!