Chapter 1: Ahh
The early spring breeze is cool, the new plants are fragrant, and there are unknown big birds with whistling wind, spreading their wings just a few meters in front of the tractor.
There is no one in front and behind, only endless mountains and forests, a person, a tractor, from the modern city into the wilderness, it feels like a fox spirit can jump out of the roadside forest at any time to lure people away.
Fortunately, on the high slope, you can see a small village looming in the morning mist.
Song Shushu, a newly appointed college student village official, sat on the tractor, his eyes were round, his whole body was stiff, and the cold spring breeze in the north in May made his bones feel cold, and his teeth made a clattering sound.
Three meters away in front of the tractor, a large wild boar of no less than 300 catties, its fangs sticking out of its lips were half a foot long, and it was humming and panting.
Song Shushu stiffened his body, and wailed in his heart, what kind of village am I going to, dozens of miles of broken roads are deserted, like primeval forests, it seems that the fox spirit can jump out at any time, and when he enters the village, he can still meet such a big wild boar, it is simply a crime!
No wonder the cadres of Linhe Town, please eat, drink, press your feet, knock on your back, respond to your needs, and be generous and confused.
Before leaving, he also sent a tractor, a gift to send off, rice, flour, grain and oil, and even all kinds of seasonings were ready.
It's just that no one sent him to office, and he dared to love because of this, which normal person didn't feel sorry when he encountered such a big boar!
Song Shushu pretended to be a wooden man, aimed at the big wild boar out of the corner of his eyes, snorted around the back of the tractor, put his two front hooves on the tractor, and ran towards Song Shushu's bag with a big mouth.
There seemed to be two pieces of bread left over from the morning.
The bag was behind Song Shushu's buttocks, and when the big wild boar opened its mouth, it had a fishy hot smell, drilling from the waistband of his pants, and his tail was numb.
Song Shushu's waist tightened fiercely, and he almost couldn't hold back his urine.
The boar's big mouth probed a little longer, and it was reimbursed for half pulling the buttocks.
The vixen didn't wait, waiting for a big wild boar, and it was really a pig arch when he went out!
Song Shushu quietly hung up the gear, left Yi Yi Loose, and stepped on the accelerator to the end.
The tractor let out a roar, and the front wheels of the car were raised, and it slammed forward, sending out a puff of black smoke and rushing down the slope.
The tractor suddenly moved, which scared the big wild boar, and then, Song Shushu was in the rearview mirror, and saw that the big wild boar's two eyes became red when they brushed the ground, and he screamed, spread his hooves and chased after him.
"It's over, it's over!"
Song Shushu screamed bitterly, holding the steering wheel tightly, regardless of the danger, desperately rushing down the slope, only to feel the wind in his ears, and the woods on the side of the road were drawn into a blurred green ribbon and quickly pulled behind him.
The angry boar stomped on all fours and rumbled like a raging tank.
This thing is just a tendon, and even a tiger dares to chase and kill it if it provokes it, and there is even a precedent for success.
The tractor is going downhill very fast, and if the road conditions are good, it will not be a problem to shake off a large wild boar, after all, the power of machinery is far greater than flesh and blood.
The road to Ganxi Village has not been repaired for many years, and there are very few ruts, and the rain has washed the gravel road into ravines of different depths.
The tractor desperately rushed down the slope, and when it pressed through the ravines, it directly turned into a bouncing car, upside down a meter high, and sprinkled all kinds of parts along the way.
"Knock...... Whoosh......"
The front wheel of the tractor was heavily planted into the wide and deep ravine, and the tractor slammed it, and the butt was instantly cocked.
Song Shushu screamed, was thrown out of the open tractor, crossed an arc and plunged into the grass.
The big wild boar with red eyes, like a tank, passed through the parts of the ground and came towards the grass where Song Shushu fell.
Song Shushu, who fell into the ditch, was dizzy, but fortunately, the water in the ditch was more than one meter deep, and it was overgrown with aquatic plants.
This angry wild boar still remembers himself.
"Save ...... Life...... Ah......h
Song Shushu jumped up from the ditch and ran to the village not far away, shouting for help as he ran.
Just running, I always feel like something is slapping my ass, and it hurts so much.
Reaching out and touching the back of his ass, good guy, a man the size of a human head is biting his ass and not spitting.
Behind him, the rumbling noise was getting closer and closer, and the wheezing sound of the wild boar was getting heavier and heavier.
At this time, I can't care about the little Wang Ba who bites his ass and doesn't speak.
Nature has endowed man with an intelligent head, but it has taken away limbs suitable for running.
No matter how fast the two legs are upside down, they can't compare to the four-legged run.
A fat pig kicking and humming started running, and the world sprint champion was complete.
Song Shushu has not won any awards in sports.
Behind him are the great wild boars that have survived in the wilderness and belong to the top of the food chain.
When his life was threatened, Song Shushu's mind instantly became extremely calm, and it seemed that everything around him slowed down, and a thigh-thick willow tree appeared in his field of vision, and there were still a few branches more than a meter high from the trunk, which was very suitable for climbing.
Song Shushu didn't bite on his buttocks, and Wang Ba, who weighed two or three pounds, jumped onto the branch of the tree, dragged his hands and feet, and climbed up more than one meter.
Thank you for your naughty childhood, and thank you for saving your life in the countryside in your childhood and adolescence.
Song Shushu looked at the huge figure and came running towards the willow tree.
Song Shushu's heart sank, it was over, how could he forget it, this tendon of the wild boar is a well-known way to run to the black, and the second stunned person who hit the south wall and had to hit the hole, has no sense of dodging at all.
The tree where he was hiding was also too thin.
Boom......
The boar slammed into the trunk of the tree, crunched, and its fangs cut two large openings in the tree.
The body of the tree shook violently, and Song Shushu slipped under his feet and fell from the tree, and rode directly onto the back of the big wild boar.
Song Shushu screamed twice and rode directly on the pig's back, the pig was quite fat, but the man was more vulnerable.
What's more, there is still a Wang Ba who bites a dead man on his buttocks, and the flesh on his buttocks is torn apart, this Ba still doesn't spit, did Lao Tzu jump into the well with your child in his last life? What hatred and what resentment!
Song Shushu's legs subconsciously clamped the belly of the big wild boar, and the big wild boar also roared, spreading its four hooves and running wildly.