Chapter 019: This Crime Is Temporarily Forgiven
"I'm sorry, stupid, I didn't mean to, you said those things, I was so angry that I forgot that you had a wound in your left leg......"
"I'm sorry, or I won't call you stupid in the future......"
"What the hell do you want, stupid...... I've told you I'm sorry one hundred and twenty-eight times, I'm sorry to you, it's many, many times more than the previous eighteen years combined, you're still not my husband anymore, can't you forgive me for being angry for so long?"
By the river, Chen Di sat and reclined, and kept apologizing beside him.
"Xin'er, I'm not angry, I've said it many times. ”
Chen Di smiled helplessly.
"But, then you still keep a bitter face, and you don't laugh at one, I thought you were still angry, if you laughed one, I thought you weren't angry, okay, husband. ”
When Thorn Heart shouted the word husband, Chen Di had an illusion, and suddenly imagined the life after becoming husband and wife with Thorn Heart, but Chen Di immediately thought of Ruoyan again, and then dispelled the idea just now:
"I, I'm in pain, I can't laugh in pain. ”
"Laugh one, you laugh one, like me, smile with your mouth open, hehehe...... Yes, that's it...... Hahaha, stupid, you're smiling so ugly, you're not handsome at all......"
Not far away, the sting queen is on guard, and the sting is preparing the grilled fish.
The two have walked rivers and lakes before, and have also survived in the mountains and jungles, and have experience in wild survival.
The two of them listened to the piercing laughter, and their mood was much better, and the stabbing queen asked in a low voice:
"Big brother, the holy aunt has called the master of the door her husband, do we have to change our words in the future?"
"Whether you change your words or not, anyway, the holy aunt can't be called, I'll test it later, see the reaction of the owner's wife, if not, I'll still call the eldest lady in the future." ”
Thorn thought for a moment and said.
"Big brother, why can't you call it Holy Aunt?"
The stabbing queen asked with some confusion.
"The Holy Aunt is the Holy Aunt of the Front Gate, and she belongs to the daughter of the door master, but the eldest lady is now with our new door master, and people who don't know the situation will think that the relationship is messed up and will insult my Xuanmen's prestige, so I can't be called the Holy Aunt anymore. ”
Piercing explained.
"Oh, alas, big brother, no, our map ......"
The stabbing queen suddenly remembered.
"The map has been blurred by flooding, at that time, in order to escape from the humanoid giant ape, now we can't tell the direction, we are going to get lost, I will report this matter to the door master, you wait here, if, if I am asked to be beheaded, second brother, you will take good care of the door master and the door master's wife in the future." ”
Thorn took out the map, looked at it, and said.
"Big Brother ......"
"You continue to cook grilled fish. ”
Holding the map in front of the assassin, he came to Chen Di and knelt down and said:
"Door master, my subordinates have just made a big mistake and failed to protect the map, so that the map has been soaked in water and cannot identify the direction, please punish the door master. ”
"What, the map can't be seen clearly, you, you, before the stab, how do you do things, you can't do this little thing. ”
Piercing the heart snatched the map and shouted angrily.
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Doorman, my subordinates should be damned. ”
Kowtowed before the stab, and by the way, changed his mouth to test the reaction of the piercing heart to the door owner's wife.
"You're a damn ......"
Thorn Heart shouted angrily, and without waiting for Thorn Heart to say more, Chen Di interrupted and said:
"Okay, okay, Xin'er, you can't blame him for this matter, the situation was urgent, saving your life first, if it were you and me, there might be this negligence, forget it. ”
"Forget it, stupid, as the head of a sect, you have to manage your disciples, you can't forget everything, this is a big matter related to whether your left leg can recover as before...... If your disciples do something wrong, they must be punished, if you are allowed to indulge like this, how will you be in charge of the Xuanmen in the future?"
Tingxin was angry and shouted in a deep voice.
"But ......"
Without waiting for Chen Di to say more, he snatched in a heart-piercing voice and continued:
"It's nothing, this matter must be punished, before the stab, do you know the mistake?"
"Mrs. Lady of the Sect, my subordinates know their mistakes. ”
"Then do you know what to do when you make such a big mistake?"
"Mrs. Lady of the Sect, you should ask for a beheading. ”
Before the stabbing responded loudly, the words of the owner's wife were called particularly loudly, although he was about to die, but he could also remind the queen of the thorn who was busy not far away.
"Okay, I'll kill you. ”
Thorn Heart said, raised the long sword in his hand, and slashed at the thorn.
"The heart can't. ”
Chen Di exclaimed, seeing that Tingxin didn't stop, he had to fly up in pain and hug Tingxin:
"Xin'er, you stop first, you can't cut it before stabbing. ”
"He made a big mistake and deserves to be beheaded. ”
"We are now employing people, there are few people, and since this mistake has been made, it is useless to kill it, and we should discuss a solution together at present. ”
"This, that's good, I'll not kill him first, stupid, you let go of me first, let go. ”
The piercing heart was finally persuaded and promised not to stab him, but the roots of his ears were flushed, so Chen Di immediately let go.
Chen Di let go, and was pushed by the stabbing heart, he was a little unsteady in his panic, and fell to the ground, touching the injury of his left leg, and the pain rose again.
"Stupid ......"
Thorn Heart glanced at Chen for the first time, and after scolding in a low voice, he said in a deep voice to Thorn Qian:
"Since the master of the door intercedes for you, I will leave you alive for the time being, and I will punish you in the future. ”
After the piercing heart finished speaking, he went over to help Chen Di:
"Stupid, you, are you seriously injured?"
"I'm fine, Xin'er, there is a saying, I don't know whether to say it or not. ”
"If you want to talk about it, why don't you talk about it?"
Thorn Heart helped Chen Di to the side, but his tone was still not good.
"This, Xin'er, you, can you cut this and that in the future?"
"Okay, you stupid pig, I'm helping you, and you're still talking about me, I'm so angry. ”
"Help me, Xin'er, you cut them all off, are you helping me?"
Chen Di was speechless.
"I didn't really want to kill him, I was just putting on a show. ”
"Look, if I take a slow step, the sword will be cut off on his head. ”
"You're stupid, ahhh ”
Piercing his heart, he threw away Chen Di and drifted away, sat on the stone by the river, hugged his knees with his hands, and cried whining.
Chen Di looked at the back of the piercing heart, and couldn't help but think back to what had just happened.
Thinking about it carefully, the piercing heart is really helping himself, but Chen Di feels that there is no need to do this, if you want to have a heart, it is not just the door rules, the most important thing is brotherhood.
But where the heart is piercing, I still blame her.
Looking at the lonely back of the piercing heart, Chen Di decided to make a loss.
After stabbing his palm, he got up, and seeing that Chen Di was about to get up, he immediately stepped forward to help.
"Thanks, before the stab, go find me a crutch. ”
"Yes, after the subordinates helped the master of the door to pass, he went immediately. ”
"No, you go first, I can do it. ”
"Well, be careful, try not to touch the wound again. ”
"I know that there are many beasts in the jungle, so you should be careful. ”
"Lord Shamon ......"
Chen Di stood on one foot, it was inconvenient to walk, so he had to perform the light skills in the somersault cloud, and a few ups and downs landed beside the piercing heart:
"I'm sorry, Xin'er, I blamed you, you, don't cry, okay?"
"Hmph, woo woo woo......"
The piercing heart snorted coldly, and suddenly cried even harder.