First Entry into Shiwan Lane Chapter 2: Xiao Er is the richest -------- Qiqi
The morning sun shines softly into the room of the Liu's Wanshiya through the roof with a few holes.
After the Liu brothers and sisters, oh no, it was Liu Fang's own tidying up all day, and the Liu's Wanshi House finally looked a little bit of a living life. After all, there is not much money on the body, fine decoration can not be done, the basic furniture was purchased yesterday, a little tidy up, but also clean and tidy.
said that Liu Buxiu did not contribute at all in the decoration of his new home, which can be regarded as wronging him. The beckoning cat who converted to Buddhism at the door, with the help of Liu Buxiu, glued two slender green tile ears, successfully returned the custom, and made a lucky rabbit, and the two evergreen tiles are not outsiders, or the two who jumped from the roof yesterday and committed suicide.
Liu Buxiu clasped his hands together, shook his head and sighed for a while: "If you don't talk about the mystery of Buddhism, I can be regarded as having ended a period of cause and effect, and the merit is immeasurable, Amitabha." ”
"Brother, come in and eat, don't look at your masterpiece. Liu Fang's voice came from inside the house.
"Fang'er, let's discuss something. Liu Buxiu rubbed his hands together and entered the room, smiling flatteringly.
"I don't want to eat, right, Cheng, go out and drink the southeast and northwest winds. Liu Fang snorted and put the noodles in her hand heavily on the table.
Liu Buxiu looked at the bowl of egg noodles in front of him, the eggs were black and purple, and the noodle soup of the same tone was cleverly integrated, giving people a feeling of looking down on the abyss, and they couldn't see where the noodles were.
Other people's egg noodles are poached eggs, but Xiaofang loves omelette alone, and the omelette is fried well. But every time I look at the omelette, Liu Buxiu suspects that it was the charcoal at the bottom of the pot when it came out of the pot, and it was black, black and shiny.
There is also that side, slender and tight, rather bent than bent, with the iron bones of bamboo, and the arrogance of plum, obviously not boiled.
Liu Buxiu's hand hung in the air like this, and he didn't dare to put down his chopsticks. raised his eyes to peek at Xiao Fang, and just met Xiao Fang's big eyes that spewed angry flames.
Liu Buxiu gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, picked up the noodles with chopsticks with lightning speed, rolled charcoal eggs, and swallowed them in one gulp, and he didn't dare to taste the taste.
Before he could fully swallow it, he stretched out his thumb and smiled on the surface: "Hmm~, it's still a familiar arsenic, and it's still a familiar taste." ”
Xindao: It is also dependent on my brother's youth and strength, if you can't practice a hundred poisons without poison if you eat like this, your brother will die in your hands sooner or later.
Xiao Fang looked at Liu Buxiu, showing an expression that was almost the same, silently put away the dishes and chopsticks, and when she turned around, a few drops of noodle soup spilled and fell on the stone bricks, making a hissing sound accompanied by white smoke.
Liu Buxiu's eyes widened in shock, touching his stomach, and secretly said that it seemed that there was not much time left for him.
Under the rotation of his mind, he spread paper and polished ink, looking like he was going to write a will. But Liu Buxiu is not a person who sits and waits to be killed, so he made a decision: recruit people!
First of all, I urgently needed a cook who could cook and eat, and after thinking about it, it seemed that I had to have a bookkeeper. Also, he is a dignified shopkeeper, and he will have a lot of money in the future, in case someone wants to kidnap a ticket and assassinate him one day, he can't help but guard against it. Besides, he is naturally beautiful, so handsome, if he encounters a female fan whose emotions are uncontrollable and is robbed, isn't it also a loss, so he has to have a personal guard.
Thinking about it, I wrote down: Our store is honest and recruits a bookkeeper, just don't know the number. There is a chef, and you can cook and eat. Defend one, just be strong and resist the beating. The salary is generous, and the monthly money is negotiable.
After writing, I blew a few breaths, and when the ink was dry, I went out and stuck it on the belly of the beckoning rabbit.
"Shopkeeper, wait a minute. Liu Buxiu was just about to go back to the house after posting, when he heard an old voice coming from behind.
Liu Buxiu turned his head to look at the person, wearing sunglasses, a shawl over his shoulders, holding a bamboo cane in his left hand and a responsive signboard in his right hand. Acquaintances, isn't this the old fortune teller across the road?
"Dare to ask the old Taoist elder to live down, what is the matter?" Liu Buxiu was a little puzzled in his heart, he didn't seem to have anything to do with this old way, and he also gave him enough face that day, and he didn't take the four words that he would respond to his request. Could it be that this fortune-telling business is not easy to do, and it is better to buy and sell?
I saw that the old Taoist was wearing a mixed yuan scarf, brushing his beard, and shaking his head in a slight circular motion, which was really a fairy wind bone, but the bamboo cane in his hand quietly clicked on the recruitment notice.
I'll go, I feel that you are not blind to this old way, but you are still pretending to be presentable, shaking your head for fear that others will see you and expose you.
In this case, it is not easy to say. But looking at the old man's thin figure, I don't know if he is strong or not, even if he is strong, he will definitely not resist beating, and he can't be a guard.
Look at this gray beard again, even if he is not blind, he is at this age, he knows how to count, he keeps accounts with old eyes, the table is full, and it is difficult to have a word in the account book.
Could it be that this old man has a unique body of eight major cuisines? Thinking of this, Liu Buxiu opened his mouth to explore.
"Daoist, are you good at cooking and frying?"
"Then you are proficient in weapons and fists?" Lao Dao still shook his head.
"Then you must be the bookkeeper. Lao Dao still shook his head.
This time the willow is a little blind, I don't want to do anything, who is your old man hinting at with a bamboo cane. Frowning and continuing to ask, "Then what do you mean by this?"
"I want this rabbit at your door. Liu Buxiu was startled when he heard this. This jump is not because the old way wants this lucky rabbit, but this sentence is clearly a girl's voice.
Could it be that I ate too much egg noodles and caused auditory hallucinations in my ears due to poisoning? Liu Buxiu raised half of his eyebrows and asked weakly: "What you said just now, I heard it right, right?"
Who knew that the seventy-year-old Dao who was like a withered tree actually covered his mouth and let out a silver bell-like laugh: "Haha, you heard it right, I said it." ”
Liu Buxiu was shocked, and then remembered that in the night school of the cheap master, he had heard this kind of kung fu that can be used by men and women, old and young, called disguise technique.
However, the ordinary disguise technique on the rivers and lakes will definitely not be able to achieve such an effect of both form and spirit, this should be the transformation of a thousand machine gates.
At best, ordinary disguise techniques can only be regarded as similar, and most of them are to find people of similar body shape to wear special masks of thousands of machines to achieve the effect of fishing in troubled waters.
And the thousands of machine changes of the thousand machine door can be far more than this, subdivided into four items, change the face, change the bone, change the voice, and change the god.
Changing the face refers to a thousand machine masks, but the masks made by thousands of machines are naturally more skilled than ordinary goods, what breathable, waterproof, moisturizing, lightening crow's feet, tightening the skin and other effects are countless.
Bone change is commonly known as bone shrinking gong in the rivers and lakes, the cultivation of bone shrinking gong is much the same, there is no big difference, but the practice of bone shrinking gong needs to take off the joints and then install it on its own, the pain is still second, too many times of removal will lead to bone decline, joint wear, many Jianghu outer door bone shrinking Gong practitioners, the second half of their lives will be paralyzed in bed, all due to the practice of young people.
The advantage of Qianjimen is that they have a secret medicine patch, which can be applied externally when cultivating to reduce pain and strengthen bones and joints, named: Wantong Muscle and Bone Patch.
Voice change can be counted as ventriloquism, requiring what to hear, can be imitated, and it must be realistic. The reason why the disciples of Qianjimen achieved speed in practicing their voices had to thank a senior master surnamed Luo in the door for leaving a song "Song of the Goose", which made the descendants of the Qianji Gate, and reciting "Song of the Goose" is a shortcut to the sound practice of the Thousand Machine Gate.
Changing gods is the most difficult, even in the Thousand Machine Sect, there are very few disciples who can reach this level. As the saying goes, it is difficult to draw a dragon and a tiger. No matter how similar your disguise is, once you meet someone familiar, you will be recognized in minutes. So this point becomes even more critical, if you want to really be real, you have to imitate the person's conversation, habits, preferences, and even temperament.
This is the most terrifying part of the Thousand Machine Gate Transfiguration Technique, thinking of these and looking at the old girl in front of him, Liu Buxiu is a little unsure, the old Tao and the girl are just deliberately showing themselves to see?
"Hey, no. The old girl didn't reply when she saw Liu Buxiu, but she was just stunned, so she urged.
Liu Buxiu reacted at this time, clasped his hands into fists and saluted: "I hope that this friend of Qianjimen will see him with his true face, otherwise how can he talk about sincerity." ”
"Okay, okay, you're a nuisance. As soon as the old girl finished speaking, her whole body crackled, her body gradually became petite, and the originally fitting Taoist robe also grew out to cover the surface of her feet. Then he turned his backhand into a claw and tore off the mask of Qianji from his neck, revealing the face of a wheat-skinned girl, who didn't look very old, only fourteen or fifteen.
Liu Buxiu also saw the magical skills of Qianjimen for the first time, and couldn't help clapping his hands and shouting: "Okay!", and after speaking, he wanted to take out two pennies from his cuffs and throw them over to give a reward.
As soon as his hand reached into the cuff, he realized that he didn't seem to be watching street performers, so in order to hide his embarrassment, he put his other hand into the cuff, like a person wearing a military coat in the cold winter.
Liu Buxiu had to stomp his feet and look left and right and said to him: "Don't say it, it's really a bit cold this day." ”
The girl didn't understand what he was doing at all, looked up at the scorching sun, and then looked at the beads of sweat on Liu Buxiu's forehead, and asked a word: "Cold?"
Liu Buxiu hurriedly coughed and opened up the embarrassing situation.
"Ahem, this beckoning rabbit is the treasure of my store, and it can't be given to you easily. However, after all, we are a house of everything, as long as the price you give is right, we can pick you even the stars! ”
"My name is Qiqi, but I don't have any money right now. Qi Qi looked at Liu Buxiu with a simple face, and her big eyes sparkled.
Liu Buxiu thought that it was good to have no money, this kind of simple and ignorant Lori girl is not a fool.
"Since you don't have any money, and I want to make you a friend. Otherwise, we just don't have a few guys in the store, you come to my store to help, and the money to buy rabbits will be deducted from your salary. ”
Liu Buxiu said and put on a look of me, this is for your sake.
Qi Qi thought for a while, then nodded and agreed: "Okay, I don't have a place to go, just wait for someone here." ”
When Liu Buxiu heard the others, he became alert, "Qiqi, who are you waiting for?"
"Wait for my master. ”
"Who is your master, and where has he gone?"
Qi Qi waved the Qianji mask in his hand, "Oh, it's him." Yesterday, the master told me that someone was going to come to him, and that person could see through a thousand changes, so he could only hide, so let me become him and wait at the door of your shop. ”
As soon as Liu Buxiu heard this, he thought of his cheap master, it seems that these bad old men in the world are the same, very bad, leaving such a simple little Lori dare to run away, aren't you afraid that Qiqi will be abducted? After thinking about it, I seem to be the one who abducted Qiqi.
"Qiqi, did your master say when he would come back? ”
"I didn't say when I would come back, I was used to it, he often hid, for more than half a year, and for two or three months. Little Lori didn't care, she looked like a master and apprentice.
"Then how did you live when your master was away, Qiqi?" Liu Buxiu couldn't help but wonder how she survived with such a simple character.
"Just eat and sleep, let me tell you a secret, the richest person in the entire Southern Zhou is Xiao Er. Every time I run out of money, I become a little two to collect money from one table to another, I tell you that Xiao Er has money, you go to collect it, those people will give, and there are several times, because a table of people rushed to give me money, they all fought. Qi Qi whispered his way of making money with a serious face.
Liu Buxiu only listened to the black line on his face, it was really amazing, technology can really create wealth, and I also understood the meaning of Qiqi's sentence that I have no money now. hurriedly told Qi Qi: "Don't collect money in the future, the little two also have to recuperate." ”
"Brother, what are you doing, why do you stick a piece of paper for so long" Liu Fang walked out of the room with a rag, and her eyes were immediately attracted by the lovely Qi Qi, especially the ill-fitting robe and the big eyes that looked even more cute, and she couldn't help but walk closer and look at Qi Qi with a smile from her aunt.
"Brother, you can do it when you're so big, where did you get it from. ”
"What do you mean by abduction, is your brother that kind of person? Let me introduce you to you, this is my new young man, Qiqi. "Qiqi, this is my sister, Liu Fang. Liu Buxiu stretched out his hand and patted Qiqi to introduce the two.
"Sister Liu Fang, you are so beautiful. ”
"Qiqi is beautiful, my sister really envy your skin. ”
"Sister Liu Fang, I have a lot of masks that are good for the skin, I'll give them to you and teach you how to wear them. ”
"That sister accepted it unceremoniously, you don't need to call Sister Liu Fang, it seems to be raw, just call me Sister Fang." ”
“......”
Liu Fang took Qiqi's arm, and the two chatted one after another and entered the house.
Liu Buxiu looked at the two people who met at first sight on the side, and couldn't say a word. Shaking his head, he sighed in his heart: Two women are equal to a thousand ducks, and the ancients did not deceive me! I reluctantly followed the two back to the house.