"Zijing, I'm actually doing this for the sake of your Eastern Wu, you can only do the math, Yuan Shu, Yuan Shao, Lu Bu, Liu Biao, whoever fights with Cao Cao, which one will have a good result? Oh, by the way, when it comes to ignorance of current affairs, there is still one person, that is my lord Liu Xuande, but now he was also defeated by Cao Cao and fled to Xiakou, according to me, no one in the world dares to fight with Cao Cao, so, what the governor said, it is really a good policy. ”

Zhou Yu laughed: "Zijing, how about listening? Mr. Kong Ming is slightly the same as what I see." ”

Lu Su stood up and walked to Zhuge Liang angrily, "Mr. Kong Ming, say so, then why do you ...... from Xiakou?"

Zhuge Liang smiled secretly in his heart, seeing that Lu Su was really anxious, his face was red, his neck was thick, his eyes were wide, and he hurriedly said: "Zijing, you sit down, don't worry, and listen to me, if you don't fall, I have my own way not to fall." ”

"You say!" Lu Su was still not angry.

"Oh, Mr. Kong Ming, I would like to hear about it!" Zhou Yu also asked curiously, wanting to hear Zhuge Liang's thoughts.

"Du Du, Zijing, in fact, you don't want to see Cao Cao leading millions of soldiers, thousands of generals, Chen Bing, in fact, if you want Cao Cao to withdraw from the army, you don't need to use a knife or a gun, and you don't have to send a soldier, as long as you send a leaf boat and send those two people, Cao Cao will have to retreat immediately. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and smiled.

As soon as Zhuge Liang said this, Zhou Yu and Lu Su and Lu Zijing were stunned for a moment, not knowing why.

Zhou Yu asked, "Mr. Kong Ming, but I don't know which of these two people is my Dongwu?"

Lu Su also asked, "Then who are these two people?"

Zhuge Liang slowly picked up the teacup in front of him, blew it, took a sip, then put the teacup down, and gently waved the feather fan in his hand, "Dudu, you Dongwu go to these two people, it is easy to float a leaf in a big tree, Taicang to a drop, a drop of seawater, not hurt any muscles and bones at all." ”

Zhou Yu and Lu Su were so anxious at this time that they were like boiling oil and frying, just waiting for Zhuge Liang to say the names of these two people, but Zhuge Liangsheng said unhurriedly: "Dudu, do you know Cao Cao's second wish in his life?"

Zhou Yuqiang suppressed his impatience and said, "I would like to hear Mr. Kong Ming's high opinion!"

"Dudu, one of Cao Cao's two wishes in his life, he wants to sweep the world, face the south and call the emperor, the second wish, Cao Cao knows that there are two stunning beauties in the world, and these two beauties are in Jiangdong, Cao Cao is a womanizer, he has long wanted to get involved with these two daughters, and now he has a million soldiers, not to get the city of your six counties, but to come for these two daughters. "Zhuge Liang deliberately sold Guanzi.

"Oh, Mr. Kong Ming, but I don't know which lady these two daughters are?" Zhou Yu and Lu Su both asked.

"Dudu, don't you have a Duke Qiao in Jiangdong? Duke Qiao has two daughters under his knees, the eldest is called Da Qiao, and the second is called Xiao Qiao. Zhuge Liang smiled secretly in his heart, but his eyes were staring at Zhou Yu's expression.

Lu Su "chuckled" in his heart, hurriedly raised his hand, covered the corner of his forehead, and looked at Kong Ming, signaling Zhuge Liang not to continue. Zhuge Liang pretended not to see it and continued to speak.

"I heard that the two daughters of Qiao Gong were born with the appearance of sinking fish and falling geese, and they were embarrassed to spend the moon and flowers, and the two Qiao had their own strengths, the big Qiao practiced literature, and the little Qiao practiced martial arts. Da Qiao's writing is brilliant, his pen is written, and his export is a chapter; Xiao Qiao's heroic style and martial arts are outstanding, no wonder Cao Cao wants to get these two daughters. Cao Cao once said that if you get Jiangdong's second Qiao, in order to entertain his old age, he will have no hatred for the rest of his life! That's why I reminded the governor that you should quickly send someone to buy the second daughter of the Qiao family with a thousand gold gifts, take a small boat, and send them to Cao Ying, Cao Cao will definitely withdraw from the army immediately, and then Jiangdong will not stop the trouble of the military revolution? This is the plan of the ancient Fan Li to enter the Xi Shi!"

Zhuge Liang's mouth was like a river, gushing endlessly, Lu Su looked at Zhou Yu again, his face turned white! Not only that, Zhou Yu was so angry that his whole body trembled, and the pompoms on the handsome crown were shaking unconsciously. Lu Su's heart is not good, and Zhou Yu is angry.

Sure enough, Zhou Yu's face instantly turned the color of pig liver, and he involuntarily grabbed the hilt of the sword under his rib with his right hand, as if the sword would be out of the box at any time! But Zhou Yu was the commander of the three armies of Eastern Wu after all, and he still used his greatest strength to suppress the anger in his heart, and sneered, "Oh, Mr. Kong Ming, how did you know that Cao Thief wanted Jiangdong Erqiao?"

"Don't be anxious, listen to me, think when I was still in Longzhong, I heard that Cao Cao built a high platform on the bank of the Zhanghe River in Yecheng, called Tongque Tai, and sent his third son Cao Zhi Cao Zijian to supervise the project, Cao Zhi is talented, the platform built by Tongque Tai is as its name, the momentum is magnificent, not only built many pavilions and pavilions on Tongque Tai, ridge cornices, carved beams and painted buildings, but also asked skilled craftsmen to build a copper finch five feet high, symbolizing good luck. Cao Zhi built a platform on the left side of Tongque Terrace again, called Jade Dragon, and also built a platform on the right, called Jinfeng, there are two flying bridges across the air in the middle, the momentum is magnificent, Cao Zhi asked Cao Cao to comment on the day of the completion of Tongque Terrace, Cao Cao stroked his palms and laughed and ordered Cao Zhi to give a poem, called "Tongque Taifu". Jiangdong Erqiao is mentioned in the lyrics. Zhuge Liang said with a smile while shaking the feather fan, ignoring Zhou Yu's face at all.

"Oh?" Zhou Yu stepped forward, pressed the table with his left hand, and stood up, "Mr. Kong Ming, can you still remember a few original words in the Fu?"

"I don't hide it from the governor, I'm in Longzhong, I like to read books very much, because I love Cao Zhi's writing, so I can be familiar with Cao Zhi's articles by heart, this poem has not forgotten a word. Zhuge Liang nodded.

Zhou Yu hurriedly arched his hand, "Can you please try to recite a few words, sir?"

Zhuge Liang bowed his head and chanted randomly: "The long flow of Linzhang water, the glory of the fruit of the garden." Standing on the left and right, there are jade dragons and golden phoenixes. Pick up two Qiao in the southeast, happy day and night. ”

"Cao thief, deceive me too much!" Zhou Yu almost spurted out a mouthful of blood when he heard this, and slapped the table with a "snap", and the teapot and teacup fell to the ground and shattered.

Zhuge Liang deliberately pretended to be surprised, and hurriedly stood up and hugged his fists, "Du Du is angry! Why do you bother? In the next good intention, it is for the sake of Jiangdong, but just these two people's girls, why is it a pity? You spend some silver taels and send it to Cao Cao, and that's it? In order to reconcile with the Xiongnu Shan Yu, Emperor Ming of the Han Dynasty sent Zhaojun out of the fortress to get the world to be patient, why don't we follow suit?"

Zhou Yu knew that Zhuge Liang was joking, but he couldn't get up at the moment, so he had to smile bitterly, "Mr. Kong Ming, you don't know, the big Qiao that Mr. Fang Cai said is the wife of my Jiangdong general Sun Ce Sun Bofu, and Xiao Qiao is the wife of Zhou Yu!"

"Governor forgive me! Liang really doesn't know, he lost his mouth, it's a capital crime!" Zhuge Liang laughed secretly in his heart, but on the surface, he pretended to be frightened, and hurriedly touched the ground.

"Those who don't know don't blame, Mr. Kong Ming is guilty, it's just that I and the old thief Cao Cao will be incompatible, and we will not die!" Zhou Yu had no choice but to turn his anger to Cao Cao.

When Zhuge Liang heard this, he pretended to say: "Du Du, you have to think twice, then Cao Cao Xing came with a million tigers and wolves, how can it be good to get along, if it is a war, I am afraid that the future is unpredictable, so Jiangdong will be in danger, I hope the governor is cautious!"

"Mr. Kong Ming doesn't know, I was blessed by Bo Fu in my early years, and I have to be entrusted with danger, if I bend down to Cao, how can I see Bo Fu again after a hundred years, what I just said, I am just testing Mr. Kong Ming, and I hope that Mr. will not be strange. I'm in Poyang Lake, I have long had the heart of the Northern Expedition, I don't want Cao Cao to lead the people and horses to my door today, but Dongwu is weak, and I hope that Mr. Kong Ming will help me, let's break the Cao thief!" Zhou Yu knew that he had lost half of Zhuge Liang's gain, but now that he was forced by the situation, he had to bow his head to Zhuge Liang.

Zhuge Liang had a hint of bitterness in his heart, originally he was still eight or nine points sure about resisting Cao Cao, but just after the matter of the demon possession of Zhou Yu, there were more and more worries in his heart.