"Madame, tap, tap. There are juniors watching next to me, how bad the impact is. ”

"It's not good, you know it's not good. Don't worry, I've got you covered. ”

"Huh?

"It's just covering you up! What so much nonsense, do you think I'm not right? Have an opinion about me?" the soprano asked, hearing the questioning voice, raising an octave.

"How dare I, ma'am. Everything you say is absolutely true, and I am truly convinced. ”

"Tell me, where?"

"Forehead ............"

"I can't tell, I know, huh!" With a cold snort, there was another crackling sound of dislocated bones.

"Ahhh

Liu Buxiu, who was lying on the ground just now, was trying to take this opportunity to find a stool to sit down and rest, but when he looked back, he almost ran out of breath.

I saw that everyone in the house of everything actually carried benches and sat in a neat row, and the most hateful thing was that one person was holding a bowl of peanuts in his hand, looking at the two people hidden behind the yard by the well like seeing flowers in the fog, and they were watching and eating with relish.

Especially when the screams are heard, the crowd reacts most violently. They all grinned and inhaled, leaning back slightly, their facial features twisted together, and they kept shaking their heads and sighing.

"Oops, that's miserable. "Yes, I have to stay away, don't splash my blood, I'm fainting. "You're also fainting blood, I'm fainting AB, what kind of fainting are you?" "I'm dizzy. ”

“？？？？？”

"Hey, I said you really think of yourself as a spectator. Liu Buxiu couldn't stand it anymore, holding on to the old waist that was almost broken just now, stood in front of several people and stretched out his finger and said angrily: "You people who have no conscience, no one cares about me, the wounded?"

Everyone in the audience didn't seem to hear Liu Buxiu speak, and while sending peanuts to their mouths, they stretched their necks to look behind Liu Buxiu.

At this time, only Liu Fang resolutely stood up and stepped forward to grab Liu Buxiu's arm. This action made Liu Buxiu feel the warmth of human nature, in the final analysis, his sister is reliable, only Liu Fang can think about himself at the critical moment.

Liu Buxiu touched his slightly sour nose, held back the tears that came out of his eyes, and said movingly: "Fang'er, my brother usually doesn't hurt you in vain." ”

Liu Fang pulled Liu Buxiu aside and threw a sentence that interrupted Liu Buxiu's emotion: "Brother, you squat here for a while, don't go over to block us", after speaking, Liu Buxiu, who was left behind, turned around and sat back.

Liu Buxiu was furious and shouted angrily at the audience: "You all look at me!" Seeing everyone's eyes being attracted, Liu Buxiu wanted to scold and vent the depression in his heart.

"Who made you stand up!" a strong baritone brandished an invisible hammer of great coercion and slammed it against Liu Buxiu.

With a "plop", Liu Buxiu's menacing scolding speech had not yet begun, and he knelt in front of the audience in an extremely standard posture without warning, making everyone who chewed the crispy peanuts in their mouths a little embarrassed. But if you celebrate the New Year's holiday, you have to call others to see you kneel, why bother.

"Who told you to divert from the subject?" a sharp soprano followed, and as the "um" rose in tone, the sound of bone cracking from excessive pressure on the shoulder blades and the hissing inhalation of the baritone came from behind the mosaic.

............

Yu Xiaohang's mouth made a squeaky sound, looked at the big drama in front of him, and whispered to Xiao Yue: "Miss Xiao, you just said that Uncle Zheng is Qiqi's father. Then I guess the next one is your aunt. “

"No, it's my Aunt Yao. ”

"Aunt, could it be that she was married by your uncle, not Qiqi's mother?" asked Yu Xiaohang puzzled.

"It's Qiqi's mother, but she's my mother's sister, is there a problem with me calling my aunt?" Xiao Yue explained.

"That's not right, you are not surnamed Xiao, then she should also be surnamed Xiao, why do you call him Aunt Yao?" Hearing Xiao Yue's explanation, Yu Xiaohang was even more confused.

"Aunt Yao was adopted by my grandfather when she was young, and later fell in love with Uncle Zheng and married to Qianjimen. Although Uncle Zheng is my father's eldest brother, we have our own opinions, which is harmless, anyway, it is just a title. ”

"The relationship between the two of you is really complicated. Yu Xiaohang shook his head and no longer sorted out the relationship network between the two.

At this time, the wind and sand by the well gradually decreased, and a clear picture of the scene was slowly revealed.

A glamorous young woman who looked to be in her thirties, wearing a scarlet dress, was angrily twisting the arm of a fifty or sixty-year-old man.

According to the facial features on the young woman's face that were distorted by anger, it can be seen that the strength of this hand is definitely not small. Lao Dao's bony arms are like dry branches scattered under a tree in summer, and it feels like it may be accidentally stepped in two by the occasional passer-by at any time.

"Is this called a love affair?" Yu Xiaohang felt that he had suffered a lot of impact today, and looked at the two of them by the well, and was stunned. "Also, are you sure it's a husband and wife and not a father and daughter?"

"As the saying goes: beating is kissing and scolding is love, as for age............" Xiao Yue replied casually.

"Your Aunt Yao's skin ......"

"Will take care of it. ”

"Your Uncle Zheng ...... this face"

"Look old. ”

Yu Xiaohang was a little speechless after hearing this, so he could only say: "Okay, really good, I'll just let the two of them be husband and wife." ”

"What do you mean, it's husband and wife. Xiao Yue looked at Uncle Zheng by the well and squeezed his eyebrows at him, knowing that this was to save him, so he immediately replied and walked towards the well.

"Aunt Yao, Uncle Zheng. It must be very tiring to come all the way, so sit down and take a sip of tea and rest. Xiao Yue said and pulled the beautiful young woman's powerful arm into the crook of her arm, and said kindly.

When the glamorous young woman saw Xiao Yue coming over, her face suddenly looked good, she let go of the dying old way, touched Xiao Yue's hand and looked at Xiao Yue with a kind smile and said, "Oh, Yueyue, let me take a good look." I haven't seen her for a few years, but I've become a big girl, and I'm even more beautiful. “

"What's the matter, no matter how beautiful you are, you can't compare to Aunt Yao. Xiao Yue flattered her mouth, led the beautiful young woman to the table, and motioned to Yu Xiaohang to make tea with her eyes. Lao Dao followed behind the young woman, constantly turning her shoulders and doing recovery exercises.

"It's sweet in your mouth. The young woman smiled and nodded at Xiao Yue, pointed to the few people at the table who saw the second elder coming over and standing up on their own, and asked, "Who is this, you can introduce me." ”

Xiao Yue nodded yes and began to introduce.

"These three are the high disciples of the Sword Shrine. "This is Zheng Da, the head of Qianjimen, and I, Uncle Zheng. This is his wife Yao Yao, my Aunt Yao. ”

"Kenzuka Katsuchi, Shakusu, and Yuzhao have seen the two seniors. The three swordsmen of the Sword Shrine clasped their fists and saluted, and Yao Yu smiled and nodded.

Zheng Da opened his mouth and asked, "I remember that many years ago, I saw a child in the sand of the sword mound, whose voice was like thunder and his talent was extraordinary. On the same day, I asserted that even if he couldn't do swordsmanship, he could still keep food and clothing with that skill, but I don't know what happened now. “

Yu Zhao and Shakusu lowered their heads and snickered, looking at Katsuchi. Shengqi wondered in his heart, I live alone in the sand, and what I said must be that I am right. But what is a skill, I haven't learned other martial arts.

Shengqi had to reply decently: "The seniors praise falsely, and the seniors should see the juniors that day." ”

Zheng Da looked at the giant sword behind Shengqi and said, "Okay, it's really young and promising." ”

"These three guys are guys in this shop. Xiao Yue continued

"Yu Xiaohang, Liu Fang, and Qi Delong have just met the two seniors. The three of them also saluted and said hello

Zheng Da and Yao Yu looked at the three of them, and their eyes invariably focused on Qi Delonggang's waist, and secretly glanced at the three of them in the sword mound, and the three of them didn't seem to react. Zheng Da and Yao Yu glanced at each other, their expressions were different, but they still smiled and nodded as a greeting.

"This is the shopkeeper of this store. ”

Zheng Da snorted coldly when he saw that Liu Bu was introduced. When Liu Buxiu heard the voice, he habitually thought that he was going to be pressed to the ground again, his legs were weak, and he almost knelt down again.

Looking at Liu Buxiu's calves shaking because of the conditioned reflex, Zheng Da smiled contemptuously, turned his head away from him, and said, "The apprentice of the old drunkard is not very good." ”

When Liu Buxiu heard this, he hurriedly asked sincerely: "Senior, do you know my master? Why are we in Shiwan Lane, can you tell the juniors a thing or two about the reason for this?" ”

Zheng Da pursed his lips and said, "I really don't want to know this old guy, as for the reason, let him tell you himself." After speaking, he picked up the teacup on the table, took it and tasted it, without saying a word.

Liu Buxiu suddenly bowed solemnly at this time, and said: "Since the seniors don't want to say it, the juniors naturally can't force it." But now Qiqi is really responsible for this matter, since the seniors are here, then I will let the seniors deal with it, and Liu Buxiu will never say anything. ”

"No, brother, this matter started because of me, please deal with me seniorly. Liu Fang had long been tormented to the extreme, and now when she saw that Liu Buxiu was going to stand up and admit her guilt, she naturally refused, and stood beside Liu Buxiu and said.

"And me. "I'm responsible, too. ”“............”

Saying that, Yu Zhao, Yu Xiaohang, Qi Delonggang, and Xiao Yue all stood over and bowed down to plead guilty.

"You don't have to rob it, Lao Zheng and I already know about it. Although we are not young, we are not yet at the level of ignorance, so how can I blame you. Yao Yu sighed, stepped forward to help up the few people who asked for sin, and said very domineeringly.

"Besides, Qi Qi is our heart, if she is really put to death, do you think you still have a chance to plead here? You don't have to worry, Qi Qi has the killer weapon of Qianjimen, and those stinky fish and rotten shrimp in the evil warrior can't hurt Qi Qi at all. ”

"Really?" Liu Fang asked excitedly when she heard this.

"Of course it's true, we can still joke with our daughter's life. Yao Yu looked at the excited Liu Fang and the people who were obviously relieved, and said with a smile.

"That's great. Yu Xiaohang was overjoyed with the teapot, and couldn't help singing: "Today is a good day......."

As soon as he sang seven words, Yao Yu, who was devastated by the song for the first time, raised his hand and fell, and a clean knife hit Yu Xiaohang on the back of the neck, and Yao Yu, who made the shot, looked at his hand a little blankly, and muttered: "How can you fight so naturally." ”

A few people in Wanshiwu shook their heads and said secretly, sure enough, if there is a mother, there must be a daughter.

Yu Xiaohang, as in the past, fell to the ground, but the difference was that Yu Xiaohang, who was lying on the ground, had a sincere smile on the corner of his mouth this time.