First Entering Shiwan Lane Chapter 4: Congratulations from all directions
It was getting late, and Yu Xiaohang, who was tied up and gagged, was still lying on the ground of Liu's Wanshi House. He slowly opened his eyes and looked around the room, thinking that this was not my house.
He only remembered that the third uncle went to his house to deliver a bundle after chopping firewood, and told him that he wanted to hear him sing. So he was very happy and carefully prepared the original song "Everything Destroys" that he had just written.
Who knows, as soon as he entered the door of the third uncle's house, he was knocked unconscious by something. Isn't it that the third uncle's family is a bad thief, and he was tied up by the thieves, this is the nest of the thieves?
No, save the third uncle and them. Yu Xiaohang was anxious, his hands and feet were not idle, and he tried his best to break free from the shackles, but he was tired and panting, but the knots were getting tighter and tighter.
Yu Xiaohang looked down at the knot, and his heart was cold, others may not understand, but he saw at a glance that this was a double ring knot, commonly known as a pig's trotter buckle. His father was a butcher, and he usually saw his father use this knot to tie pigs.
His mouth was blocked by a cloth ball, and he couldn't shout if he wanted to, so he could only make a buzzing sound. But fortunately, his ears were not deaf, and he faintly heard the sound of people moving behind the curtain not far away.
Yu Xiaohang felt desperate and muttered in his heart: Alas, my life is at rest. But even if I die, I have to see the appearance of these thieves, and I will come to them for revenge in the next life.
People's anger is a huge energy, although Yu Xiaohang's hands and feet are inconvenient and he can't speak, he leans on the anger in his chest, and he squirms like a caterpillar.
His goal was the truth behind the curtain.
One meter, two meters, three meters, Yu Xiaohang moved forward with firm faith. The dawn of victory beckoned him, and after unremitting efforts he had finally climbed to the curtain. He only had to put his head under the curtain to see the appearance of the thieves, and he was dumbfounded.
He plucked up his courage and stretched his head through the curtain with the determination to die.
There was a small courtyard behind the curtain, and there were three people by the well in the middle of the courtyard, two of whom looked exactly like themselves, lying on the old man's chair, motionless, as if they had lost their life at all. The other man had his back to him, holding a white cloth in his hand, and was covering their faces.
Hearing a noise, the man standing suddenly looked back. Yu Xiaohang saw the man's face, and it was clearly his own face!
Yu Xiaohang was shocked, this is not hell, the yin cha is taking care of the aftermath for me. I am afraid that I am already dead, and only my soul wanders here to suffer. Angry and frightened, his blood surged, his eyes rolled, and he fainted.
When he fainted, he faintly heard someone talking.
"The shopkeeper, the meat ticket just delivered today seems to be dead. ”
Liu Buxiu got up from the old chair and looked at Yu Xiaohang, who only showed his head at the door curtain, as if he was looking at a prisoner waiting to be beheaded.
Chong Qiqi complained: "Qiqi, look. It's not just that I'm frightened, this guy didn't stand up, let's not use other people's faces to make beauty masks in the future, it's weird. ”
As he spoke, he gently patted his face with his ten fingers, and said in his heart: Don't say it, this thing is really comfortable. Come to think of it, it seems like a good thing to be a delicate pig girl.
"Brother, he's fine, this can be regarded as our first business. Liu Fang, who was sitting next to her, sat on the chair for the elderly, slapped her face with the same movement, and asked
Liu Buxiu walked to Yu Xiaohang's side, stretched out two fingers to probe under his nose, and said, "There is air, you are alive." It is estimated that Qi Qi's mask was frightened, and looking at his physique, it would be almost good to sleep. Untie him and send him to my house. ”
"But brother, my beauty mask for today's treatment hasn't dried yet. Liu Fang touched the aromatic medicinal juice oozing from the edge of the mask and said with pity.
"Yes, shopkeeper. Now that I have picked it, it is not only a waste, but also affects the efficacy. Qi Qi also agreed innocently.
"Alright then, let's wait until the potion is almost absorbed before moving him. Liu Buxiu was also a bit like he had joined a cult and was instigated.
And so, it was dark......
And then, and then the rooster crowed......
According to his usual routine, Liu Buxiu heard the first rooster croak and moved his eyelids at most, then turned over and fell asleep again.
But today, as soon as the first rooster crowed, Liu Buxiu didn't feel sleepy at all, and he always felt that something was wrong, and he kept it in his heart.
What is it? In the morning, my mind is not very clear, and I can't remember.
I got up and pushed the door open, stretched my waist, and sighed at the sunny weather as I walked to the well, ready to fetch water and wash up. As he walked, the light from the corner of his eye accidentally caught the cactus-like object under the curtain of the door.
Suddenly, I patted my head. It's bad, that Yu Xiaohang is still waiting for the execution at the curtain, how can he forget about this matter.
Hurriedly trotted over and took a closer look. Yu Xiaohang seemed to be sleeping quite soundly under this curtain, and he was snoring soundly. It's dog days, plus Yu Xiaohang's good health, he slept on this ground for one night, and he really looked like no one was fine.
Liu Bu made up his mind, and quickly untied Yu Xiaohang, and put him on the old chair in the backyard to lie down. Liu Fang happened to be holding a bowl of original egg noodles at this time, came out of the kitchen, and saw Yu Xiaohang said a little worriedly.
"Brother, he's been asleep for so long, why don't you wake him up and eat something first. ”
"Good. Liu Buxiu also felt the same way, nodded back, and was about to shake Yu Xiaohang awake.
As soon as the egg noodles approached, Yu Xiaohang's nose twitched twice rapidly, and he woke up by himself, opened his eyes, and stared at the egg noodles and frowned.
After watching it for a long time, I held back a sentence: "Who made this boiled charcoal?"
Liu Buxiu raised his eyes and peeked at Liu Fang, and said in his heart, Yu Xiaohang, what are you talking about, what are you telling the truth. Liu Fang's face was blue and white, and she smiled angrily and said, "You don't eat charcoal, make it yourself." ”
Yu Xiaohang didn't say a word, stood up neatly, took out a kitchen knife from his arms, stretched his neck and sniffed a few times with his nose, and walked to the kitchen by himself.
Liu Buxiu looked at Yu Xiaohang's back with a stunned expression, and he didn't have time to complain about the question of whether he would commit suicide if he fell with a kitchen knife in his arms.
Liu Fang was also shocked, and Liu Buxiu looked at each other, and silently followed Yu Xiaohang into the kitchen.
As soon as he entered the kitchen, Yu Xiaohang's eyes began to glow, and his left hand took out eggplant, potatoes, radish, green pepper, peppercorns, green onions, ginger, and garlic from the basket in turn. The right hand took the pot and poured oil, the potatoes, radishes, eggplants, and green peppers were thrown into the air, and the right hand left the pot, picked up his kitchen knife, and saw the knife shadow brushing through all kinds of ingredients, because the knife speed was too fast, so that the process of the ingredients falling in the air was like slow motion. When Yu Xiaohang put away the knife, the edible parts were all blocks of the same size, lying on the plate, and the inedible parts such as the head and tail peels fell on another plate, which was really amazing.
Then Yu Xiaohang put the peppercorns, onions, ginger and garlic on the board, patted the back of the knife a few times, and then cut it to the powder at a very fast speed, only the shadow of the knife was seen, but the blade was not seen. The sound of the blade cutting on the board is like beating a drum before the battle, which makes people feel a sense of blood boiling.
At this time, the oil in the pot is just boiling, Yu Xiaohang first poured the onion and garlic and other flavor-enhancing seasonings into the pot, gently flicked it with a spoon, and when the fragrance spread, he poured in the cut lumpy ingredients, stir-fried a few times, poured in soy sauce, and added salt. With the pot in his right hand away from the stove, the flames of the stove burst out, and he only used the hottest upper fire to stir-fry the ingredients, and in a short time, the aroma filled the entire kitchen.
After stir-frying for a while, Yu Xiaohang sniffed lightly with his nose and felt that it was almost. Directly the right hand to the left hand to throw the pot, the force is great, but the left hand catches it at an extremely slow speed on the empty plate, the wok is slightly tilted, a pot of delicious lying on the plate, is full of color and fragrance, although I did not taste, but with this fragrance also know that the taste is absolutely not bad.
Yu Xiaohang put the pot back on the stove, held the dish in his hand, his face was full of red light, and he raised his head and said loudly: "The name of the dish is "Congratulations from all directions"!". This whole set, the movements are smooth, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the god of food is alive.
Liu Fang and Liu Buxiu had already looked stupid, and couldn't help but applaud.
At this time, Qi Qi smelled the smell and came to the kitchen and said, "It's so fragrant." Sister Fang, is this your new recipe?"
When he entered the kitchen, he found that Liu Fang and Liu Buxiu were standing at the door, and Yu Xiaohang was standing by the stove, and the fragrance was coming from the dishes in his hands. The atmosphere in the kitchen is very harmonious between the audience and the performers, and it deserves to be happy.
Liu Buxiu looked at Qi Qi's heartless appearance, and thought: Qi Qi, you must not open any pot and mention which pot.
And Qi Qi really didn't disappoint Liu Buxiu, pointed at Yu Xiaohang, flashed two innocent big eyes, and asked Liu Buxiu stupidly: "Hey, shopkeeper, isn't this the meat ticket tied yesterday?"