Lin Fan looked around at all the students again, and then:

"Knock knock" on the blackboard!

There's a hey on the blackboard, don't you know how to look at the blackboard?

Finally, a classmate raised his hand, and Lin Fan looked at the hard-won little classmate who was about to be refuted by himself-

It's so fun!

Sit down and hold firm, Mr. Lin is going to take off again!

"ABCDEFG......" didn't read it, this classmate sang it directly!

Lin Fan expressed his admiration, but still gave a fierce sentence: "Wrong!"

"The correct way to read it would be something like this on the blackboard!ABCD,EFGH......"

Students: Where did the former teacher Lin go, and who is this madman?

"Students, do you know why you read it like this?" Lin Fan was excited, where could he still take care of the eyes of his classmates!

"Because there are five vowel letters in the English alphabet, A, E, I, O, and U represent the five elements respectively - that is, gold, wood, water, fire, and earth!"

"Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, each leading a set of English letters!"

"Of course, there are some adjustments to the order. ”

"But the combination of Chinese culture and English is so capricious!"

Oops, this cowhide shines!

Teacher Lin was so happy that he got carried away!

"Students, there is no one on this mobile phone!" "Got it, got it, got it, got it, the mobile phone is not omnipotent, right!

Cut –

Hmm, what's going on? And a little girl raised her hand?

Does she disagree?

Little bart, what can you say!

"TEACHER, MY ENGLISH NAME IS AMILY, BECAUSE MY FIVE ELEMENTS LACK FIRE, AND A BELONGS TO FIRE, SO I TOOK THIS NAME......"

"And ......"

Bad, bad things!

What "and", what "but", what "additional".......

Mr. Lin is so scared of these words!

"And my dad checked it on his phone!"

Rumble!

What a fragrant slap in the face!

Lin Fan has the heart to cry to death! I have to ask such a sentence of gaha, gaha, gaha?

Raise your hand just now, when you don't see it, isn't it over?

Mouth owes!

Mr. Lin really wanted to slap himself.

Overall, the first round of the battle with the mobile phone, hum hum!

Defeated by the phone!

Lin Fan suddenly felt weak, lowered his head and knocked on the blackboard: "Start self-study now, copy the blackboard until the end of class......"

It's been 3,000 years, and the old man has been cultivating for 3,000 years!

Unexpectedly, I was defeated by a mobile phone!

What about my face?

Oh no! What about the face of the "Tao"?

......

In the evening, the little pet did not go to homework.

Because, today is a homeless day, and the little pet can rest for a night.

But what about the task of your after-school tutorial class for demon slaying and demon slayer?

One book is a foot tall, and both books are half your height! Have you read them all?

Why are you so uneasy! Why are you so disobedient! Why are you so ignorant!

Learning, to be consciously good or not!

When will you grow up, when will you become independent, when will you know the importance of learning!

......

Of course, this is all Lin Fan's inner activity.

The work is not going well, Lin Fan has already thrown all the emotions that cannot be excreted through his heart to the little pet!

Suddenly, four words flashed through his mind - throw it on the side of the road!

The little pet took the matter of "parents" as a handle, Lin Fan was afraid that he would be "thrown on the side of the road" by his master!

So, suddenly, the eyes softened and the words softened!

"Little pet, have you finished reading the two books for you?" or "throwing them on the side of the road" has a deterrent effect, Lin Fan's complaints immediately came to naught!

It's amazing!

Little petting: Don't speak, wink, nod.

Lin Fan: Impossible! It's so thick, children probably don't want to learn!

Lin Fan: "Then you want to watch "Bear Out" for a while?"

Little Spoiling: "Childish!" with squinted eyes.

Lin Fan: Shouldn't children watch cartoons? Why are they still naïve?

Oh, forgot, forgot! She's a three-thousand-year-old fox!

"What about you...... Look at something else?" You can't even say the word "mobile phone" when you are killed!

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Little spoiling: "I want to ......"

But the little pet didn't finish speaking, Lin Fan was gone!

Oh my God! Hey, hey!

I saw Lin Fan quickly running to the cabinet, opening the cabinet, and taking out three long incense sticks and an incense burner.

Flip out a wooden board, take out a brush, and write hard!

Then he took the incense stick and the incense burner and ran into the kitchen - the sound of the gas stove turning on, the sound of the refrigerator being opened?

And then:

Lin Fan walked out of the kitchen very solemnly, holding an incense burner full of rice at the flat end in his left hand and three long incense sticks lit in his right hand!

Just serve it on the table!

Lin Fan put down the incense burner and plugged in the long incense!

Then, Lin Fan picked up the spirit card that had just been written, and wrote five flyy small letters: the spirit position of the mobile phone!

Then, Lin Fan decisively took out his mobile phone and let it lie on the back of the token!

Then, then, Lin Fan knelt down with a plop: "Mobile phone, my mobile phone, you died so miserably......

Go to his principal's phone, to his beautiful female teacher, to his talk about work, to his prestige group......

Nothing can be biased by my little pet!

Oh no! It's the little pet of the master!

In the end, Lin Fan stood up: "The mobile phone is dead, and there is something to burn paper." ”

Then spread your hands:

Uh, perfect!

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Little pet: Lin Fan, you are nervous!

Lin Fan: Little pet, you don't think about it now!

Little pet: "Then I'll watch TV for a while." ”

Lin Fan: "Okay, then I'll cook!"

"Don't watch TV for too long, otherwise it will affect the development of your brain and body!"

After speaking, Lin Fan jumped up and down into the kitchen......

Little petting: Aren't you afraid of flashing your old waist?

......

Lin Fan tied an apron, took the dishes, and walked out of the kitchen.

Little pet, what are you looking at?

It looks like a TV series! There's also the name of the TV series in the lower right corner!

"Chinese Divorce" ??????

Is this the TV series you watched? The old man doesn't know how to do it?

"Turn off the TV, eat!" "Today's children have something on their minds.

Well, why do I always think of her as a child!

That's right, I've just turned on my mind, what can it be if it's not a child?

Oh, what do you call your child, let's educate slowly!

In other words, the little pet is like this, and I am also responsible!

Well, review yourself first, Lin Fan is still very sincere!

"Little pet, those two books...... Do you understand?"A copy of "Demon Suppression Talisman"; and a copy of "Demon Removal Array Collection".

Listen to the name, obscure, difficult to understand?

Make sure your child feels cared for, and most importantly, loved!

Lin Fan knew that this was said on "How to accompany a little pet to study for six years in primary school".

"It's okay, I've finished reading it. The little pet replied solemnly.

Look at the results, surprised, surprised?

"But ...... "It seems that there are still difficulties!!

"But I was afraid that you wouldn't understand, so I made detailed annotations to these two books, and then expressed them all in the vernacular. The little pet smiled.

Lin Fan's eyes widened: I'm going, how can I still have my business? I don't need to understand, okay?

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