First Entering Shiwan Lane Chapter 83: Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills

"Three hands, do you see this is here?" asked the round-faced man lying on the wall of the Wanshi House and facing the thin man next to him.

The thin man known as the "Three Hands" patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, Brother Han." I've been looking around several times, and I'm sure this is the right place. ”

"Even for the sake of our friendship, it's not easy for me to save you, if you lie to me, you should know the consequences. "The round-faced man deliberately widened his eyes and intimidated the 'three hands'.

The three-handed flattering sneer: "Brother Han, now that the entire Weiling City knows the news, how can I lie to you." ”

The man surnamed Han snorted coldly: "Hmph! You are embarrassed to say that it is not all the credit of your good brother Huang Bo to get to the point where everyone knows now." ”

"Brother Han, I don't know my face but my heart, how did I know that he had such a big mouth and would talk nonsense about this. ”

"Well, if your news is true, we should be the first wave of people to arrive, so it's best to take the things first. ”

After speaking, the man surnamed Han beckoned back, and more than a dozen people came out from the roof behind him, and a group of people lined up on the roof to look into the courtyard.

The backyard of the House of All Things was empty, and there was no movement at all, as if everyone was asleep.

A thief-eyed subordinate behind the man surnamed Han made a plan and said, "Brother Han, looking at this situation, they should all be sleeping in the house, why don't we go down and serve them directly." ”

The man surnamed Han slapped the man's head vigorously and roared in a low voice: "Hurry a fart, you think you're in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry." We have to figure out the situation before we start, otherwise there will be nothing left of the people's way, so I'll wait here. ”

At this time, the door of the men's house, which had been damaged several times, was replaced with a new one, and all the people in the house were also lined up, pasted on the door frame, listening to the movement outside the door, Huang Bo, who was originally framed on the door frame, was placed on a chair.

Yu Xiaohang smiled: "The first wave of people came quite quickly, we just got ready and they arrived, it's really better to come early than to come." ”

"Shopkeeper, shall we start now? If we don't start, I'll be full." Qiqi rubbed the tomato juice to her mouth and licked it with her tongue.

"Don't worry, we'll have to wait for the second wave to arrive, they won't dare to act rashly until they find out for a while. They will have to wait until the second wave arrives before they start to get anxious. Liu Buxiu explained and pointed to Huang Bo, who was sleeping on the chair, with his chin: "Oh, that's right. Qiqi, it's okay to prepare for Huang Bo's side, right?"

Qi Qi looked proud, and promised to play the package ticket: "Shopkeeper, don't worry, I can guarantee that he will wake up whenever he wakes up, and let him itch whenever he wants." ”

"Very good, it's up to you whether this play can succeed today, Qiqi. Liu Buxiu whispered to everyone, "Come, everyone is ready, Xiaofang remember to wear a few more clothes inside, and she is about to go on stage." ”

The man surnamed Han and the 'three hands' waited on the roof for a while, but their feet were numb and they still didn't hear any movement.

A subordinate with a sharp-beaked monkey cheek began to instigate again: "Brother Han, I've been waiting for so long, and I haven't seen anyone come out, they must be sleeping, let's just go down and grab him." ”

In fact, the man surnamed Han is more anxious than anyone else, but his perception and reason tell him that it is definitely right to be steady, and planning and then acting is the reason why he can become the boss.

Just when the man surnamed Han was very entangled, a subordinate who was letting off wind on the periphery suddenly ran over and reported: "Brother Han, it's not good." Liu Laosan and his group are rushing here, and it is estimated that it will be less than a cup of tea. ”

As soon as he heard the news, the man surnamed Han lost his last bit of sense, took off the finger tiger belt from his waist, and beckoned: "Brothers, dig out the guy, go down with me to rob him." ”

After speaking, the group of people each took out their weapons and nodded yes, and then several ups and downs entered the backyard of the Wanshi House to form a circle, holding weapons and looking around the situation in the courtyard.

"Ahem. ”

A cough came from the men's room, breaking the silence in the courtyard. When the man surnamed Han and his group heard the movement, they were instantly highly nervous, their bodies tensed, and they slowly leaned towards the men's house with their weapons in their hands. One step, two steps, the third step has just been taken.

"Bang!"

With a loud bang, many people smashed through the door of the men's house as if they were being knocked away, and fell hard in front of the man surnamed Han.

This frightened the gang a lot, and they took a few steps back. If you look closely, it is none other than the people of the House of Everything who have fallen to the ground. At this time, everyone in the house of everything vomited blood from their mouths and covered their chests with their hands. Some of them were moaning on the ground, some were struggling to stand up, and even worse, the four Dharma Protectors rolled their eyes the moment they fell to the ground, and they died directly on the spot, and the scene was horrific.

At this time, Huang Bo in the room woke up slowly, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and looked around, but found that there was a beautiful box on the wooden table in front of him, with a piece of paper pasted on it, and it was written in crooked handwriting: You have been poisoned, and you will itch all over your body until you die. If you don't hold your breath immediately and use a cup of tea, you will die on the spot in less than seven breaths! After a cup of tea, you can detoxify by taking a box of Chinese medicine pills.

When Huang Bo saw this, everyone was frightened, coupled with the itching sensation that immediately came from his body, he didn't have time to think and doubt at all, so he grabbed the box and rushed out of the door. When he ran out, he met the 'Three Hands' group outside the door.

The man surnamed Han, who was shocked by the sudden scene, saw Huang Bo rushing out of the house with a box in his arms, and immediately shouted: "Huang Bo, why are you here?"

Of course, Huang Bo also recognized who the group of people on the other side were, but he didn't have time to talk to them, and he couldn't open his mouth when he held his breath, so he just ran onto the roof as if he didn't hear it.

At this time, Liu Buxiu, who was crawling on the ground with his eyes closed and wailing, secretly opened one eye, struggled to prop up his upper body, pointed at Huang Bo's back and shouted weakly: "Stay, leave the seven absolute ......"

The feelings of these words are very sincere, especially when he said the last word, he deliberately didn't finish it, he rolled his eyes and fainted directly, and he didn't even give the 'Three Hands' group a chance to ask, and the whole performance was extremely in place.

As soon as Boss Han heard Liu Buxiu's words, where did he still need to think, he was mentally retarded and thought about it with his feet. Now this situation is obviously that Huang Bo injured all the people in the Wanshi House, and then ran away with the Seven Absolute Orders. As soon as he thought of this, he couldn't hold his breath anymore, and he couldn't care about anything else, so he shouted: "Chase me!"

"Boss Han, don't come unharmed. At this time, a group of people appeared on the roof, led by a middle-aged man with a goatee, who wanted to clasp his fists and salute when he saw Boss Han talking.

Before the ceremony was over, Boss Han had already rushed to the wall with people and chased Huang Bo, ignoring them. Liu Laosan is not a fool, he understood Boss Han's movements as soon as he saw them, and he didn't say much, beckoning the guys and shouting: "Chase, keep up with them, they must know where the things are." ”

In this way, the two groups of people left the house one after the other.

After the two groups of people left, Liu Buxiu opened his eyes, looked around, made sure that there was no abnormality, stood up, moved his stiff body and said, "Okay, get up, everyone is gone." As he spoke, he walked to the well and began to fetch water, "Come on, wash your face." ”

Everyone stood up, slapping the dust off their bodies and gathering towards the well. Yu Xiaohang wiped the tomato juice from the corner of his mouth, stretched out his thumb at Liu Buxiu and said, "Shopkeeper, I didn't see it." Your acting skills are really in place, it's a pity not to sing. Especially the last two words that want to say goodbye, they are too in place. ”

As he was talking, there was a dense sound of trampling tiles on the roofs on both sides, and Yu Xiaohang shrank his neck in fright when he heard it. I heard people on the roofs on both sides shouting: "Over there, people over there, chase!"

Liu Buxiu put his index finger in front of his mouth and whispered, "Shhh Fortunately, Huang Bo lured people away, otherwise we would have been annoyed to death by wave after wave of thieves every day. ”

Yu Xiaohang hurriedly covered his mouth and nodded again and again.

"Qiqi, your Thousand Machine Gate's poison skills are really clever. Today you should be the first worker, dinner is up to you, what do you want to eat and tell Xiaohang. Liu Buxiu looked at Qi Qi and praised.

Qi Qi's face bloomed with joy and he exclaimed happily, "Okay!"

Liu Fang asked Liu Buxiu worriedly: "Brother, you asked Huang Bo to help us lead the danger away, aren't you afraid that something will happen to him?" Since that token is so important, some people will harm him if you can't keep it, so isn't it equivalent to him suffering for us." ”

Liu Buxiu hugged his shoulders, squinted at Liu Fang, and explained with an arrogant face: "As far as you are kind and kind, are your brother and I pure bad people? You look at Huang Bo's light skills, so many people in our Wanshiwu can't find out, how many people in the rivers and lakes can compare to the strength of these people in our courtyard? As long as he wants to run, it will definitely be no problem, even if there is really an old monster of the level of the emperor who covets the Seven Absolute Orders, it is nothing more than to restrain him from searching his body, if there is something, if there is no, there is nothing." It's all people of that level, who would really care about his life. So you can rest assured, you will never kill him because of our little plan. ”

Liu Buxiu pouted: "Xiaofang, you just have a good heart, always thinking about whether others are good or not, what are the two words that follow the rivers and lakes, do you remember?"

Liu Fang nodded helplessly: "Sinister~ Remember to remember, the heart of guarding against people is indispensable." Brother, can you stop chattering like this all the time, are you my brother or my mother. ”

Liu Buxiu raised his eyes to look at the sky, cleared his throat, and said seriously: "Ahem, eldest brother is like a father, do you still need to say who I am?"

"Hey, hey, it hurts, it hurts, let go, Xiaofang, brother is wrong, it's not okay to be wrong. Liu Fang's hand pinched Liu Buxiu's waist and turned it hard, and Liu Buxiu's painful tears were about to flow down, begging for mercy again and again.

Everyone immediately laughed when they saw the daily bickering of the Liu brothers and sisters, and the relationship between Liu Buxiu and Liu Fang's brothers and sisters made others a little envious.

After temporarily resolving the rumors of the Seven Absolute Orders, the House of Things returned to its former peace. After lunch, everyone finally had a good rest, and Liu Buxiu asked Yu Xiaohang to make a new door with a few broken door frames and install it in the men's room. It's not that Liu Buxiu doesn't want to buy a new one, it's just that the loss rate of this door is too fast now, and maybe it will break down one day, so just use the broken door to make do with it.

Near sunset, Xiao Yue returned.

The battle between the boat gang and the royal family, the follow-up matters were generally resolved, Xiao Yue's expression was not relaxed, but a little anxious. Liu Buxiu asked, "Xiao Yue, what's the matter, is there anything else in the boat gang that is worth worrying about?"

Xiao Yue frowned and replied, "It's nothing about the boat gang, I have done my best to deal with it, and the effect is okay so far." What I'm most concerned about right now is what to do with Mr. and Mrs. Lehi?"

As soon as Xiao Yue mentioned it, Liu Buxiu and the others remembered that the whole thing started because of the request of Li Hai and his wife. At that time, several people swore that they must find their son Li Sheng, but now everyone knows very well that the real Li Sheng is dead, and the fake Li Sheng is also dead, and how to give an explanation to the old couple Li Hai this time has indeed become a tricky problem.

Yu Xiaohang pursed his lips and said, "Both Li Sheng were killed by evil warriors, this is a fact, or we should go and tell Li Hai and his wife directly." If you can't bear it, I'll be this wicked person, and I'll go and tell the old couple myself, what do you think? We can't hide this anyway, and it's impossible for us to find another Li Sheng. ”

"Wait a minute!" Liu Fang suddenly shouted, "Who said we can't find a Li Sheng, wasn't the previous one fake?"

"Xiaofang, you, do you want to find another fake Li Sheng to send back to Li Hai and his wife?" Liu Buxiu asked with wide eyes and disbelief.

"That's right, brother, don't you want to think about it, Li Hai and his wife are so old, they don't know if their son is missing or not, or they know but they don't think about it, they don't believe it. That's why there is such a breath of hanging, there is still hope, and there is no complete collapse. But once we told them the facts, their reaction can be imagined. At such an advanced age and the pain of losing a child, it is likely that we will faint and die at that time, is this what we want to see?"

"That kind of situation must be something none of us want to see, but the question is where do we find a fake Li Sheng. ”

Liu Fang suddenly looked at Xiao Yue and said, "Xiao Yue, you should have a way to do this, after all, isn't the last fake Li Sheng your informant." ”