Volume 1 Chapter 23 The Difficulty or the Disgusting
Liu Yi looked at Chi Chongfeng and Song Keshi, who were talking and laughing, and hugged his fists and said, "The master of the Chi family is so deep in qi cultivation kung fu, and His Royal Highness is not itchy?"
Song Keshi looked at this unknown kid with gloomy eyes, and turned his head to look at Chi Chongfeng, which means that this son has no face, you can do it.
Chi Chongfeng smiled bitterly: "Young Master Liu doesn't know, Fengling Mountain has suffering. “
Liu Yi said disdainfully: "The head of the family should pretend to be pitiful and tell them, what are you doing looking down on all living beings from above?"
Chi Chongfeng no longer argued.
Liu Yi looked at Song Keshi and asked, "His Royal Highness the Prince is worried that the Eastern Emperor's light cavalry will not be able to defeat the Xianbei barbarians?"
Song Keshi looked angry, "It's not absolutely impossible to say that the Eastern Emperor is riding lightly. ”
Liu Yi looked at the angry Song Keshi, and laughed: "Everyone says that the Song family is born with backbones, according to me, this is called being ruthless." ”
Song Keshi was about to get up, Chi Chongfeng pulled him pitifully, and Liu Yi said happily: "It's really an embarrassed dog man and woman! Don't worry about the meal tomorrow, holding the Chi family's bowl is worse than being called Huazi." ”
Song Keshi turned around angrily, and Chi Chongfeng chased after him with his skirt.
Li Gongjiao, who prides himself on being a son of the rivers and lakes, bandaged his wounds, looking at such a Chi family, a feeling of nausea that he had never felt surged into his heart, Liu Mukut is not easy to say, and he thinks so today.
Li Gongjiao, who was lying on the ground, said to Liu Muku: "Big brother, I think it's disgusting to stay on this mountain, let's go down the mountain!"
Liu Muku couldn't comfort him, so he had to let people carry him down the mountain.
On the way, Liu Muku comforted him with kind words: "You don't have to care too much, the head of the Chi family, who has a big business, thinks more and does less, and the people of the big family are always involuntarily." I can't do anything in my upper county. ”
Liu Muku, who was in a gray robe, coughed violently, covered his mouth with his hand, and then rubbed it on the placket, Li Gongjiao said distressedly: "Big brother, don't talk anymore." Also, although the medicine is good, you should take it sparingly. ”
Liu Muku, who was congenitally deficient, didn't agree with him, and only talked about things: "There was a great opportunity waiting for you, but now it may be gone." ”
Li Gongjiao, who was held by Liu Jiahu, said open-mindedly: "I like rivers and lakes, as for whether there is a chance or not, I don't care too much, big brother, you don't have to bother." ”
Liu Muku sighed: "The rivers and lakes after the birth of Baili Qingqing are called rivers and lakes. ”
After squinting his eyes, he said: "Otherwise, like the Chi family, it is better to say that the rivers and lakes and temples will echo each other, and if it is ugly, it is said that there are officials in the court, and a group of people who are in chaos with force have no fear." ”
This remark made Li Gongjiao laugh and praised: "Scholars are really good at speaking!"
"Scholars do say that the truth has been explained by the sage, but I think those are bullshit!"
Liu Muku said calmly: "Yang Hong is dead. ”
"Ah, why didn't you say it earlier, why didn't you say that I would have come to Ai County, I would have led the troops into Ruyang a long time ago. Li Gongjiao said violently.
Liu Muku shook his head and smiled bitterly: "You are really not that material!"
Li Gongjiao didn't care about this. Just asked, "How did you die?"
Liu Muku spread his hands and said, "How did you die and where did you die?" How can I possibly know this? Actually, I can guess that there is the greatest possibility of dying in Pingshan County, followed by Lingshou County?"
Li Gongjiao bared his teeth and grinned: "It seems that my former Lu County is safe and sound, and there will be nothing to do for ten thousand years." ”
Liu Muku sat on the stone steps, his palms pressed against his knees, "What can your father do if he is submissive." ”
Li Gongjiao said indignantly: "Big brother, you talk about my father in front of me, I should do something, right?"
Liu Mukun smiled and said encouragingly: "You can." ”
"But I'm injured, and I'm still in your hands, forget it, I'd better swallow my anger!" Li Gongjiao said helplessly.
Liu Muku hugged his hands and said: "Your character, even if you go to Salu Mountain, you can't become an immortal." ”
"I must have died in Pingshan County, and my father was surprised that the Eastern Emperor's light cavalry suddenly moved. Li Gongjiao said with great certainty.
Li Gongjiao, who was beaming with his words, said to himself: "The emperor's only son is dead, who is the next clan relative to become the emperor? If you look at it this way, the people behind the scenes are... Not necessarily, since everyone can guess, then this possibility can also be ruled out in the first place. ”
Li Gongjiao was too lazy to use his brain, "Big brother, do you know who is behind the scenes?"
Looking at Liu Muku's right hand covering his mouth, Li Gongjiao said, "Forget it, I won't ask." ”
Liu Muku, who eased his breath, said: "I have read a lot of books over the years, and what I got is not only 'sage truths are bullshit', I saw a sentence of 'soldiers, sophistication', in addition to how to cook, how to build a military camp, how to dig a thatched house, how many military books, but they are all talking about this sentence." So the most unlikely is that it may be, the most likely is also possible, the most profitable is likely, and the slowly profitable may be. ”
Li Gongjiao, who couldn't bear it, said eagerly: "After talking about it for a long time, you just say who it is." ”
Liu Muku gave a brief answer, "I don't know." ”
Li Gongjiao, who heard the answer, became angry and asked loudly: "I don't know? You told me that you didn't know after quoting scriptures for most of the day? You are not tired? I feel tired, are you stupid to read?"
Liu Muku was not angry, and said, "We are waiting for the answer!
"I'll wait for it, it's your body, big brother, if you don't pay attention, I will have to write it on paper and turn it into you in the future?" looked at Liu Muku's Li Gongjiao and said.
Liu Mukuku said sharply: "Get out..."
Du Heli blocked Song Keshi and Chi Chongfeng's way, and Chi Chongfeng asked, "Does Du Gongzi want to rob money or sex?"
Du Heli smiled and said, "This depends on the meaning of Xie Sanqiu!"
Du Heli turned his head and shouted, "Xie Sanqiu?"
Xie Sanqiu, who was in tattered clothes, came with his head down.
Du Heli asked, "Are you going to rob the fuck or rob the sex?"
Xie Sanqiu lowered his head and didn't speak, and Du Heli said helplessly: "Three punches can't beat a fart stuffy gourd." ”
Du Heli looked back at the two of them and said with a smile: "This kid is timid, he doesn't plan to rob anything, don't you say it's embarrassing?"
Chi Chongfeng was expressionless, nodded and said, "It's okay." ”
Du Heli said tauntingly: "Without your help from Fengling Mountain, we would have won the battle, Chi Chongfeng, they are all women, why is the gap so big?"
For Song Keshi, Du Heli didn't have a good face, "The place where birds don't in Pingshan County can't give birth to anything promising." ”
Song Keshi said respectfully: "Du Gongzi is serious. ”
Du He was noncommittal.
Du Heli said: "Lao Tzu won't bother you pair of dogs and men to roll the bed, before rolling the bed, get out of the bed first!"
Between the words, domineering side leakage, this is the confidence of the immortal sect, what family under the mountain, what vassal king, and even what emperor, they can ignore it, they can do things with all their will, they can speak without scruples, and the immortals who seek immortality and ascension are actually very different from the laymen who pursue fame and fortune under the mountain.
Chi Chongfeng and Song Keshi did not leave, and after Du Heli dragged Xie Sanqiu away, the two looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and walked away.
The two big men were together, Xie Sanqiu lost his previous cowardice, and asked, "Is it a little heavier?"
Du Heli joked: "I'm distressed? It's a pity that people don't roll the quilt with you." ”
Xie Sanqiu replied with a glance: "I see that the head of the Chi family is still a virgin. “
Du Heli laughed, "If you don't learn well, it's no wonder that you can't do kendo." “
Xie Sanqiu was actually quite sad, Du Heli spoke, he didn't know how to answer, as if he was saying something wrong.
Du Heli sighed: "Cowardly!"
Xie Sanqiu smiled bitterly, "On the mountain, I only dare to talk to you, and when I meet other women, I won't say hello." “
Du Heli patted Xie Sanqiu's shoulder, "It's really cowardly!"
Xie Sanqiu worried: "I don't know if Liu Yi's kid is dead." “
Du Heli patted his head, "Oops, I forgot about him." “
The two came to the square again and saw Liu Yi swaying in the wind, and the two of them went straight to life.
Liu Yi, who was lying in Du Heli's arms, said nonsense: "Du Heli, you teach me to practice swords, I must practice it, I Liu Yi is very good at speaking, don't forget that I have also been a big boss, and the big boss speaks with all his words." You kid, you should learn to solve Sanqiu, what's the matter with wearing a black dress? Is your master busy saving coffin books, and he won't teach this idiot apprentice such a big thing. Xie Sanqiu, Lao Tzu is not familiar with you, Xie Sanqiu, I like that horse very much, not to mention that I invited you to dinner, you have to remember. I really want to go home, next time I must chase the second dog's ass and beat him, when I was a child, I drank during the New Year, he poured Lao Tzu's body, and now he is a big boss, and it can be regarded as having the right in hand one day, that is, revenge should be revenge, suppress people when they should suppress people, Liu's daughter-in-law has a very heavy chest, Lao Tzu likes it very much, my father-in-law said that he fed me when I was a child, and then I saw her, I walked around. There is a girl named Baili Qingqing, who looks at it from a distance, it is unremarkable, but when she looks closer, it is actually quite magnificent. Chi Chongfeng, this girl can't do it, she has no breasts, no buttocks, and she has an awl face, but it's a pity that she has such a good family background. Dad, I saw a good girl, called Baili Qingqing, she smiled very good, there are two dimples, it is too powerful, if I get married, I don't know how many washboards I have to kneel in the future, thinking of the washboard, my knees hurt for a while, but thinking of her, I am very happy, I knew that my father would take me to visit Xianshan, worship a famous teacher, after learning that is to fight all over the world invincible, can let me not be bullied by her, but also protect her? Father-in-law, my father is a good man, you are not a bad person, as a son of man, you have to avenge him, as a son of man, I should kill myself again. Ma Laosan, Lao Tzu is telling you now, in fact, Zhang Er's kung fu is not as good as you, you want me to listen to the corner of the wall to be a notary, every time you say beautiful things without the same, but Zhang Er never talks to me, often gives me a few pieces of broken silver and a lot of copper coins, so I often say that he won, in fact, except for the two times you didn't drink, the others are all he lost. Uncle Zhang, you and my father are both readers, but when you talk, it sounds so tired, and my nephew thinks that you are not as good as my father. Zhang Zhenyuan, it's not me saying you, when you are a big brother, you have to talk a lot, you can only get things done by shouting five and drinking six every day, you see that I was a big boss for a few days, my voice was hoarse, when I was a big brother, I also had to have money, and taking my brothers to make money is the last word, I was going to make a lot of money! Who the fuck knows that you Guo Dadan has a lot of strength, when we walked through the forest, the thigh-thick tree blocked the way, if you can bypass it, don't break it, you have to eat a lot of meals at night, it's too expensive, you don't know the truth of saving a bite and saving a bucket a year? Zhu Tie, you kid should shave his beard, trim his hair when he should trim it, it's all like this, and buy such an expensive sword, Lao Tzu is arrogant, you won't refuse? You said that the most beautiful thing in the world is to drink wine and comb your hair, Dad, I also want to drink Xinfeng wine, and I also want to comb my beautiful hair. “
Du Heli smiled: "Look, the kid has a lot of things in his heart!"