Lin Fan: "What?

Little pet: "Didn't you just say you found a problem?"

Lin Fan realized: "Oh, yes, I found a problem, I found that there are more people on the street who make money with mobile phones in their hands, and they are all following the devil!"

Now when you go to the street, no matter adults or children, everyone has a machine!

Also, mobile phones seem to be flooding again, and now there are shops in the community, 24-hour convenience stores, and major supermarkets, all of which are free mobile phones!

It seems that even the sacrificial items in the artifact shop are put on free mobile phones! I heard that you can also search for "nearby ghosts"!

In addition, it seems that the sacrificial supply store has also been put on the table, and the gods and Buddhas are worshipped, and they all use free mobile phones!

Moreover, it seems that the free gifts are all the mobile phones of the Dong family! The mobile phones of the Dong family seem to have become rotten things!

But this kind of rotten street thing, for the Dong family, doesn't seem to be a bad thing!

Little petting: "Yes, hey, why did the Dong family's mobile phone production come up all of a sudden, didn't the old man say that he would control the output of this kind of mobile phone?"

"Also, do they even want to earn the money of the dead soul now, or do they still have a business in Hades?"

"But what's the use of them earning money from the underworld?"

......

Kunlun Mountain.

Taibai Shizun frowned: "Why have I received so many mobile phones from the world recently, and these four or nine steps can be paved with mobile phones!"

"Old man, old man, ......" When he was puzzled, a familiar voice came, it was Sun Dasheng: "I'll send you two boxes of mobile phones!"

Master Taibai: Halo ......

Sun Dashen jumped into the door: "Old man Bai, I'll send you two boxes of mobile phones, are you happy?"

Shizun spread his hands, and then twisted his head: "See for yourself!"

Sun Dasheng: "Damn, it's almost the same as mine!

Master Taibai: "I said that Du Dou defeated the Buddha, why are there so many mobile phones enshrined in the world recently!And the style is basically the same, the function is basically the same, and the aPP is infinitely the same......"

Sun Dasheng: "I can't figure it out either, and I haven't had time to go to the world recently." ”

Then the two looked at each other: "Ask in the group?"

Taibai Shizun opened the "Don't want to take my little pet" group: "Bai Zhengnan, check what's going on, why does the mortal world worship so many mobile phones to the fairy world?"

Mmmm, straight to the point, not at all muddy!

Sun Dasheng: "@孙小胜+"

Damn, I'm still so lazy!

Then Bai Zhengnan: "Master, I'll investigate!"

Sun Xiaosheng: "Great Sage, the captain of the action Sun Xiaoyue has figured out the basic situation, recently there have been a large number of free mobile phones in the Huaguoshan area, the main manufacturer is the Shijia, and the main market supplier is the Dong family. ”

Voice, of course.

Taibai Shizun frowned and continued to type: "Bai Zhengnan, implement it quickly." ”

Bai Zhengnan: "Under implementation +-_-||"

Sun Dasheng's voice: "Is the news reliable?"

Sun Xiaosheng: "Sun Xiaoyue and they have already gone to receive several free mobile phones, no money, as much as you want, no cap, you can pay tribute to the underworld, you can give to the fairy world, you can give it to relatives and friends, and you can also send it free of postage to all parts of the world! At least now in the Huaguoshan area, as long as you go out, you don't have to worry about the problem of your mobile phone, as long as you find that your mobile phone has a little problem, you can park at any time, and then in the 24-hour convenience store on the side of the road, trade in the old for the new, take it and go!"

Damn, how lazy is the monkey, such a long message, and actually only use one voice?

Do you have to run out of 60 seconds? Can't you split it into two?

Master Taibai pursed his lips......

Sun Dasheng: "Old man Bai, don't be unconvinced, we monkeys are so impatient, not as calm as you!"

"Now about this matter, I don't think it's time to report it to the Jade Emperor!"

"If we say that we have more mobile phones here, forget it, I just went to the barefoot Daxian, and it is not good to have too many mobile phones!"

"Hades...... I haven't implemented it yet, wait for me to call. ”

Sun Dasheng took his mobile phone and dialed a phone number: 44-444-444 - sure enough, the cow broke it, whose phone is this in the underworld?

Taibai Shizun cast an extremely envious gaze, hey! I don't have this phone call!

Sun Dasheng: "Hey, old Hades, have you been short of mobile phones lately?" said that, he had already turned on the speakerphone.

Hades: "Great Sage, now I lack everything here, but I don't lack mobile phones!

"Now, we are preparing to recycle old things, and we are ready to repave Huangquan Road, otherwise there is no place to digest so many mobile phones in this underworld!"

Sun Dasheng pursed his lips, hung up the phone, and looked at Master Taibai: "I said Old Man Bai, do you have to tell the Jade Emperor about this!"

"It's not a problem for such a long time!"

Taibai Master: "Don't say it, if we both have a flood of mobile phones here, let alone the Lingxiao Treasure Palace." ”

"Wait a minute, I'll search for 'nearby immortals'......"

"There are actually 3,332 people within 00 immortal meters? Except for Lin Fan, there are only 3,332 people in Kunlun Mountain, hey!

"That's right, my mobile phone here can be paved with four or nine steps, and no one from here has a few thousand of them, and they don't show anything at all!"

"Uh...... And 'Forever Second Senior Brother'?'A Pretty Chang'e'?'Second Ma Xiao Erlang'......"

Do you have mobile phones? Gao Laozhuang, on the moon, and Guan Jiangkou all have them? The earth is not divided into three realms, and the spirit is not divided into old and young, is it so powerful?

What will save you, my Three Realms!

Taibai Shizun is really a little panicked this time, just like this situation, in the future, the fairy world, the earthly world, and the underworld will casually post on Moments?

What about the safety of the fairy world?

How many years has the Demon Realm coveted the Immortal Realm? Now how many secrets have been leaked out by these sub-immortals in the Heavenly Court through the circle of friends? Come to think of it, this immortal body will have a cold war!

Taibai Master: "In this way, Sun Dasheng, let the Sun family and the Bai family be optimistic about Xiao Pet and Lin Fan now, and then solve the problem of the Dong family and the Shi family first, and we will go to Heaven now!"

"After all, one day in the sky, one year on the earth!"

"The Jade Emperor is busy, and when we are on the road and waiting for the audience, we may have to use how many mobile phones we will have to go to the sky!"

"On the first and fifteenth days of the earthly month, as far as heaven is concerned, that is, five or six minutes!"

Sun Dasheng: "Okay, anyway, you are the immortal in charge of the war, listen to you this time, our Sun family, we like to dismantle things!"