Chapter 1: My Name Eunuch!
Dust Realm,
Shenlu,
Shanhai City.
The endless desolation is cut off by a towering mountain, and beyond the mountain is an endless sea. And at the foot of the high mountain, there is the first city in the world, the famous Shenlu, Shanhai City.
At this moment, in Shanhai City, an inconspicuous family surnamed Eunuch is putting up lights to celebrate the birth of the third son of the eunuch family.
"Husband, look at our children, how spiritual these big eyes are. ”
In the cabinet of the eunuch family, a beautiful woman was holding a chubby baby with blinking eyes, and smiled at the slightly nervous middle-aged man beside her.
"Show me. ”
The middle-aged man couldn't wait to pass the baby from the beautiful woman's hand, looked left and right, and then smiled with satisfaction.
"It's worthy of my eunuch's child, this white and chubby body is exactly the same as when I was a child. ”
Seeing that the baby was looking at him curiously, the middle-aged man proudly rubbed the baby's round face with his beard.
"Don't be afraid, I'm your father, come, let your father take care of you. ”
Suddenly, big tears welled up in the baby's big blinking eyes, and at the same time she began to cry.
The beautiful woman broke the middle-aged man's mouthful, "Look at how scared you are of the child." ”
The middle-aged man hurriedly handed the baby back to the beautiful woman, and sweat broke out on his forehead.
"Didn't the eldest and second child like my beard back then, I don't know why the third child was scared and cried. ”
......
The eunuch stared at the two huge figures in front of him, didn't I sleep at home? Why did I wake up and the script was a little wrong?
And also......
Who are the two giants in front of me?
Ah, don't prick me with your beard! Eh, why can't I stop crying?
I'm an adult, please give me some self-esteem! This must be a dream, God, wake me up quickly!
The beautiful woman held the baby in her arms, shook and coaxed, "Good, don't cry, my mother will feed you." ”
The eunuch was horrified to find a huge shadow moving towards his mouth, and after carefully observing the appearance of the shadow, he seemed to understand something, and his face immediately turned red.
"Don't!"
The eunuch's voice fell into the ears of the beautiful woman, and it became the cry of a baby, and she shook her head with a smile, "Look at this child's greed." ”
The middle-aged man was silent on the side, and after a while he said, "Madam, what should we name this child?"
The beautiful woman frowned and thought about it, "The eldest and second are reckless by nature, and they only want to play with knives and guns, I think the third child is quite calm and well-behaved, and he will definitely be a noble man who will be an official in the future." ”
The middle-aged man and the beautiful woman looked at each other.
"Otherwise, it's a single-word official, call it a eunuch. ”
The eunuch's face turned blue, and although he didn't understand what was happening, the voices of the two people could be heard clearly.
Oh my God, don't, in this reality, the surname eunuch has been laughed at by his classmates for 20 years, and in his dreams, he will be named eunuch, do I really have to be surnamed eunuch for the rest of my life?
......
After half a month, the eunuch finally figured out what happened to him. It wasn't a dream, he was possessed into the body of a baby. The two huge figures before were his father and mother.
From the conversation between the two, he knew that he was in a city called Shanhai in Shenlu, and the eunuch family was a small family in Shanhai City.
And he is the third son of the head of this small family - the eunuch.
It's hard to go back......
The eunuch had clearly accepted this fact. The reason why it was difficult was because he saw that the world was different from the world he was in.
Have you ever seen a pregnant woman who can still be alive after giving birth? He saw with his own eyes that a maid who took care of him easily picked up the two-meter bed he slept on with one hand, and a passing servant carrying seven or eight buckets of water, chatting with the maid without blushing or beating his heart.
He must have traveled to an inhuman world!
"Third brother, let's see what I'm holding in my hand?"
While the eunuch was thinking wildly, a teenager suddenly burst into his room from somewhere, and the eunuch looked at what the boy was holding in his hand, and almost flew out of the sky.
Snake!
Three-meter-long black snake!
The body of the black snake was held in the arms of the young man with two hands, only the head of the snake was exposed, and the snake head was next to the eunuch, and the eunuch seemed to feel the warm breath of the snake.
"Wow~" The eunuch cried out very happily.
In a short time, the beautiful woman, who heard the cry, hurried over.
Seeing that the young man was holding a snake to intimidate the eunuch, he couldn't help but scold, "Eunuch Xiong, don't tease your brother with these little animals." ”
The eunuch only felt that the world was spinning, and the little animal was teasing me? Did I understand something wrong!
The young man known as the eunuch bear said aggrievedly, "Mother, the eldest brother also teased me like this back then, I want to have a good relationship with the third brother." ”
The eunuch's little face was blue and purple, this family is a beast gene, I'm so tired, why don't you kill yourself and cross again?
"Huan Xiong, your eldest brother is already a third-rank, if he can be promoted to the fourth-rank this year, then next year's Beishan Martial Arts will also have a place for him. ”
"You look at you, you know how to play all day long. ”
The beautiful woman knocked on the head of the eunuch bear, and her beautiful eyes showed helplessness.
The eunuch understands it, yes, this is really an inhuman world.
What are the three products and four products, isn't it the necessary realm division of the novel?
Unfortunately, so far he has not found any Goldfinger System or Whitebeard Grandpa.
looked at the second brother Huan Xiong who was playing with the three-meter-long black snake as a toy, and he was not necessarily talented, and his weak body seemed to be blown away by a gust of wind.
"Well, while playing, your brother is still young, and when he grows up to be three years old, he will be able to play with you. ”
The gentle smile of the beautiful woman resembled the devil kissed by God in the eyes of the eunuch.
Three years old?!
Are you sure I won't be treated to a delicious breakfast by this black snake spitting snake hyacinth when I'm three years old?
However, the eunuch soon knew that he had misunderstood the reckless and honest eunuch bear.
"Zi~Zi~"
The aroma of roasted snake meat slipped into the nostrils of the eunuch, and although his stomach was not yet fully developed, he had already grown two rows of teeth that were not inferior to those of his previous life.
The eunuch's eyes widened, and his saliva stared at the eunuch bear who was roasting snake meat in his room, and spit out a stammering sentence with difficulty, "Second, second brother, I, I, me, meat, meat." ”
With a smile, the eunuch took out a short knife from his body, cut off a small piece of snake meat, dangled it in front of the eunuch, tempted it for a while, and then stuffed it into the eunuch's small mouth.
After the eunuch finished eating, the eunuch Xiong saw that the eunuch opened his mouth wide and wanted to eat, he shook his head and said, "Don't blame the second brother for being stingy, you are still young and can't eat more, this is fast-entering snake meat, if you eat too much, your body can't digest it." ”
Then the eunuch devoured the rest of the snake meat, ignoring the eunuch's hungry wolf-like eyes.