Lin Fan listened to the little pet's words, and suddenly felt that his head was short-circuited.

Yes, foxes are born to understand this!

"Follow me!" the little pet doted, and ran straight to the west of the forest.

At this time, the little pet is really like a little fox, moving and flashing, as if it has really returned to the primitive life of the fox.

Sit down and hold on, Senior Sister Bai has taken off!

It's just that poor Lin Fan can't keep up with the little pet in his steps.

After a while, several trees have been visited in a friendly manner.

Broken feet!

The head is up, too!

My arm is swollen too!

(lll￢ω￢)

Rolling and crawling, embarrassed and panting, Lin Fan finally found the little pet.

The reason is that the little pet doesn't know when he took out a glow stick from his school bag.

Just that kind of memorial service...... Ahh

Otherwise, in the dark forest with high wind and moon, where can I find a little pet!

Lin Fan just wanted to take a breath......

Little Spoiler: "Go on!"

Lin Fan thought he was holding a glow stick, but he didn't expect his hand to sink.

Lin Fan: "Senior Sister Bai, what is this?"

Little pet: "Compass, thunder wood!"

Lin Fan: "This ......"

Little petting: "Look at the direction and find the west of the forest!"

Lin Fan: "Due West?"

Little pampering: "The West is golden, and I teach this too?"

Oh, yes, yes, yes, I'm a teacher of national studies, I'm a teacher of national studies!

However, Lin Fan is in trouble again, this wind and moon black poplar forest, the poor road can't be seen!

Little pet: "Don't you have a flashlight on your phone?"

Eh, Senior Sister Bai is right!

Lin Fan turned on the flashlight of the mobile phone, put the mobile phone in his mouth again, held the compass with both hands, the distance between the two fists in front of his chest, and then began to look for it slowly......

It's just that there is always saliva flowing down the phone!

It's really annoying!

"Senior Sister Bai, I found it!" Lin Fan was so excited!

A mouth, the phone fell off!

An extremely sour feeling suddenly hit Lin Fan's whole body, and it seemed that there was something slimy flowing out of his nose.

Nosebleeds?

Lin Fan wants to cry!

(ノへ￣、)

Lin Fan covered his nose and squatted down!

Is it really the rhythm of the bronze exit?

Little pet: "Don't get excited, I'm right behind you!"

Well, you're right behind me, but why didn't I touch you just now, but I touched the tree!

Lin Fan's aggrieved batch.

Then the little pet whispered: "Lin Fan, go back, you're about to come out!"

As soon as Lin Fan heard this, he quickly covered his nose with one hand, touched the compass with the other, and stepped back.

I only stopped when I heard the order of the little pet.

Lin Fan: "Senior Sister Bai, how do you know it's coming out?"

Little petting: "The West is golden, it's a white tiger, right?"

Lin Fan: "Yes, I know this!"

Little pet: "When will the tiger be on duty?"

Lin Fan: "...... in 1988"

Little spoiling: "Lin Fan, listen up, I'm not talking about Fa Ge's movie!"

Lin Fan: "You'll be out of the clock!"

Then look down at your phone: 18:59!

Shut up now!

......

The little pet's exaggerated voice: "Wow, it's out!

Lin Fan: What kind of tiger is Tigger?

We don't know, and we don't dare to ask.

The little pet doted on an even more exaggerated expression: "Wow, I saw it!

What the?

Why does Lin Fan think the taste is wrong?

Is there a fox who praises a tiger like that?

What kind of meme is this?

However, we still don't know, we still don't dare to ask!

The little pet said in an extremely exaggerated voice: "Wow quack, what a cute little tiger!"

Lin Fan finally couldn't hold it back: "Senior Sister Bai, what did you see, why can you see it?"

The little pet said very sternly: "The second time!"

Lin Fan: "What's the second time?"

Little petting: "I'll tell you a joke, there is a man who has just married his wife, and the wife goes to his house for the first time, and the dog barks at his wife, and the wife says that it is the first time. ”

"The second time, the dog barked again, and the wife said it was the second time. ”

"The third time, the dog barked again, and the wife slaughtered the dog!"

Later, the man asked her wife, "Why is that?"

"The wife said because she saw the ugly soul of the dog. ”

"The man asked, why can you see it?"

"My wife said it was the first time ......"

(‵▽′)ψ

Lin Fan trembled, and cold sweat gushed out from his back: "Understand in seconds, understand in seconds!"

It's the last chance, and Lin Fan won't ask anymore if he is killed.

However, why is the little pet always here to educate me Lin Fan and not to catch this mobile phone case essence?

Forget it, we really don't know, but we really don't dare to ask!

The little pet breathed a sigh of relief: "Hmm...... went out, I guess I went to find Liu Zhangen......"

"Stay honest, I'll set up the formation!"

As soon as this sentence came out, Lin Fan knew the ending of catching the mobile phone case essence this time.

The little spoiled king returned, the mobile phone case Jingxing was wiped out, and he guessed the ending at the beginning: bronze exit!

A little frustration, a little discouragement, a little sadness!

(o__)ﾉ

The little pet put down the schoolbag and actually took out some small yellow paper flags from the schoolbag, as if there were some red patterns.

The little pet jumped vertically and horizontally, and in the place of "why can you see" just now, it didn't take long for a dazzling formation to be laid out.

Then, the little pet drilled back.

Little spoiling: "The second formation in the circle of confusion." ”

Lin Fan: Look into my eyes and tell me!

Uh, it's too dark to see.

Why does this kind of formation sound funny?

Then the little pet yawned and muttered, "Why haven't you come yet!"

Fifteen minutes later.

The little pet looked at the sky in the distance and shouted, "It's coming!"

Then he started flipping through his bag again......

Yellow mounted paper, brush!

Oops, no cinnabar......

What to do, what to do, without cinnabar...... I'm in a hurry......

Just now, the flashlight shone on ...... Lin Fan...... The nose ......

Little petting: "Lin Fan, borrow your nose and use ......"

Then Lin Fan ......

Dizziness, starry eyes, roaring ears, salty mouth...... The main thing is that there is fluid gushing out of the nose again......

Little pet: "Lin Fan, borrow your masculine blood and draw two trapped tiger talismans!"

Lin Fan cried: "Senior Sister Bai, why am I ......?"

Little pet: "Because you are the fire life, the fire is gold." ”

After saying that, he had already run out.

Lin Fan was speechless...... Who made himself a teacher of Chinese culture, and who made himself smug to teach what yin and yang five elements, the two five laws?

Now, it's all fulfilled for yourself!

"Lin Fan, hurry!" the little doting voice came.

Lin Fan knew that the enemy was at present, and he couldn't tolerate the slightest delay, so he turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, used his true qi, picked up the brush, dipped his nosebleed, and began to draw hard......

One, two, three......

A total of five "trapped tiger charms" were drawn.

Although it is a bit excessive, however, my nosebleeds cannot be wasted at all!

In case you forget to bring cinnabar again, you don't have to borrow my nose again!

Cry chirp!

(；′⌒`)