Chapter 15: Zhang Xiaopang's Nose
"Continue to meditate, if you don't absorb the breath in this stone today, I'll skin you!" On the small boat, Guo Yang was lying lazily, with a sharp knife in his hand out of nowhere, and he was fiddling with it in his hand.
Everyone has completed the task of the sect this time, and everyone enjoys a two-month vacation.
As soon as he heard the news of the holiday, Zhang Xiaopang wanted to sneak away, to be honest, he had enough of Guo Yang. Although he also knew in his heart that Guo Yang had to do it as a last resort for everyone to quickly improve their combat effectiveness.
But Zhang Xiaopang really couldn't stand Guo Yang's various persecution methods.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he was at the gate of the King Tower, Guo Yang grabbed his ears, pulled him to a canopy boat, threw him a small green stone, and ordered him to meditate and cultivate.
Zhang Xiaopang wailed in his heart, but he didn't dare to resist, so he had to sigh, coil the two fat legs according to Guo Yang's requirements, and began to absorb them.
After more than two months of forced training, Zhang Xiaopang could already feel a trace of cool breath by himself, and his whole spirit seemed to have undergone subtle changes.
First of all, his eyes are brighter than before, and his vision is several times better.
The second is the ears, he feels that his ears are very sensitive, within twenty or thirty feet, there is a slight sound, he can quickly hear it.
But his nose is so unsatisfactory that it doesn't seem to have grown at all. This made Guo Yang very angry, thinking that he had already let the dead fat man absorb four small cyan stones, but the nose still couldn't show great power, and Guo Yang hated itchy.
Guo Yang also knew that this kind of thing couldn't be rushed, but he couldn't help it, seeing Zhang Xiaopang's fat face with a sad face, he couldn't help but want to rush up and punch twice.
Guo Yang persecuted for three days, Zhang Xiaopang lived every day like a year, and when he saw Guo Yang, he felt weak. Several times, I almost went wrong in my practice because of this.
"Looks like it's not going to work like this. No matter what, let this dead fat man practice by himself, if it doesn't work, he won't invest anymore. ”
Guo Yang pondered in his heart, glared at Zhang Xiaopang viciously, and said: "Dead fat man, I'll give you the last ten stones, if you don't practice your dog nose to smell the elixir, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people!"
Guo Yang took out the ten small stones that had been dyed green with the medicinal juice in advance, put them in front of Zhang Xiaopang, and beckoned Zheng Jingui to dock the boat, and left without looking back.
Zhang Xiaopang looked at the ten small stones in front of him, and was depressed in his heart, sighing for a long time, and then began to close his eyes and cultivate.
A month later, Guo Yang couldn't help but run to the boat to check Zhang Xiaopang's nose.
When he found out that Zhang Xiaopang had already ooped a layer of black stains, and his nose was really much better, he was overjoyed, pulled Zhang Xiaopang, and was about to go to Qingyun Town to drink: "Brother Zhang, let's take a walk, little brother invites you to have a drink." ”
Zhang Xiaopang looked at Guo Yang directly, and his face turned red.
Guo Yang was stunned for a moment, looked down at himself, and found that there was nothing abnormal, and the buttons of the clothes on his body were not wrong.
"Old Zhang, what are you looking at?" Guo Yang looked at Zhang Xiaopang's appearance and asked.
Zhang Xiaopang secretly scolded "chameleon, snobbery" in his heart, but he just sighed and said: "It's a pity, I can only smell the elixir from a distance of ten feet." ”
Guo Yang laughed and said indifferently: "It's okay, according to my experience, the noses of those native dogs who watch sheep are generally slowly trained. Not to mention, a local dog I knew back then, after I was trained by the old shepherd, I could even tell which ones were rich and which were poor. ”
"You're amazing, you're amazing. Zhang Xiaopang hated it so much in his heart, and he had to deal with it on his face.
He had seen with his own eyes the whole process of Guo Yang jumping like a thin monkey, jumping three times and two times, and rushing over to kill Huang Yaoshi.
In the bottom of his heart, Zhang Xiaopang is both respectful and afraid of Guo Yang, and fear accounts for the vast majority.
"Let's go, let's have a drink. Guo Yang pulled Zhang Xiaopang, turned around and left.
Zhang Xiaopang grabbed Guo Yang's sleeve, blushed, and said resignedly: "Guo Yang, you see, it's like this, my nose can smell the elixir more than ten zhang away, if, that ...... My nose, if I could...... It would be better if there was more light, you say?"
Guo Yang was stunned, the smile on his face froze, and a breath that made Zhang Xiaopang's heart beat was diffused, making him feel like he was about to run out of breath.
"You mean, you still want my little stone?" Guo Yang asked lightly.
"Yes...... No, it's like this......" Zhang Xiaopang's fat face was so red that he stammered and couldn't speak.
Guo Yang stared at Zhang Xiaopang for a long time, until Zhang Xiaopang felt that his face was sleepy because of laughing for a long time, and then he said: "Dead fatty, I will fulfill you again and provide you with more than 20 stones." Remember, this is the last time. If you really don't have a bad nose, I'll cut it off for you and feed it to the dogs. ”
"Okay, Uncle Guo, I must practice hard, I must live up to your old man's hard work, I must ......" Zhang Xiaopang wanted to continue, Guo Yang frowned and waved his hand, telling him to shut up quickly.
He slowly took out a small cloth bag from his arms, opened it, poured out more than 20 small stones in front of Zhang Xiaopang, stared at Zhang Xiaopang, and said viciously: "This is Lao Tzu's last bit of belongings." If you can't practice the nose of an earthdog, you should know what the consequences are. ”
Zhang Xiaopang grabbed more than 20 small stones and stuffed them into his arms in a panic, bearing them in his mouth, for fear that Guo Yang would regret it.
After absorbing the cool breath in the small stone for this period of time, Zhang Xiaopang's body had already oozed a layer of black dirt, and he obviously felt that his body had undergone earth-shaking changes. As for the details of this change, he can't say yet, in short, he feels that his body is a lot lighter and refreshed.
The most important thing is that he feels that his strength has never been greater, and casually, the martial arts movements that he once couldn't complete with hard training can be perfectly displayed easily.
Zhang Xiaochubby is a big ghost, in fact, he can now clearly smell the smell of elixir about thirty or forty zhang. It's just that he remembered Guo Yang's magical little stone, so he tried to deceive him to get some more, so that he could continue to absorb the exercises.
"That's a good thing. No wonder Guo Yang, this kid is like a thin monkey, but he can kill two adults with a single look. I just don't know where this kid got so many treasures, so I have to find a way to deceive more. Zhang Xiaopang's face was sad, but he was thinking happily in his heart about how to continue to cheat stones from Guo Yang's hands in the future.
Guo Yang stared at Zhang Xiaopang's face, stared at it for a long time, and found no traces of forgery, so he turned his head and left.
As soon as he saw Guo Yang leaving, Zhang Xiaopang returned to the cabin, and couldn't help but be about to laugh, and he couldn't help humming a little song in his mouth.
This made Zheng Jingui, who was trembling and fishing outside the cabin, sigh: "It is said that the people of the Taiwang faction are domineering, I think, not only are they domineering, but they also seem to have problems with their brains." The one in front of him was silent like a mute, this fat man, he was simply a masochist, let others abuse him, but hummed and chirped and sang little tunes. ”
Soon, the two-month vacation will be over. After meditating and practicing day and night, Zhang Xiaopang's body finally oozed a layer of black dirt again.
"Hehe, this stone is simply amazing!" Zhang Xiaopang felt the significant changes in his body, looked down at himself, and couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.
"Eyesight, no problem, the flying insect twenty feet away, the fine hair on the leg can be seen clearly. Ears, no problem, within twenty feet, there are fish blowing bubbles, I can hear it. As for the nose, hey, there is a smell of elixir nearby! Thirty zhang away? No, it should be more than seventy zhang away, haha, it's hair, there is a smell of elixir on the shore!" Zhang Xiaopang opened his two little eyes, and hurriedly let the boatman dock, he was going to dig the elixir.
As a result, when Zhang Xiaopang jumped off the canopy boat and jumped onto the shore, he was stunned for a moment, and his face was difficult to look at in an instant.
"It's amazing, you can smell the elixir from a distance of seventy or eighty feet. Congratulations to Uncle Zhang for his great consummation of his nose skills!" Behind a huge rock, a thin monkey-like young man turned out, and said with a smile, who else could it be if it wasn't Guo Yang!
Zhang Xiaopang saw that his bottom was so easily touched by Guo Yang, and couldn't help but sigh and said, "Uncle Guo, you have something to order." ”
"Haha, Brother Zhang, look at your politeness. Guo Yang walked up to Zhang Xiaopang, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "The mission of the sect has come down." This time I'm going to Devil Cry Gorge, time, I heard that you can return within half a year. ”
"It's been half a year. Save the time of going back and forth. Zhang Xiaopang said casually.
"Well, that's true, but being out for a long time has also added a lot of variables and dangers. Let's go and get ready first. Guo Yang groaned and said, "I heard that the last time the medicine collection team killed and injured several outer disciples. ”
"You're right, let's go and get ready first. In the future, if anyone who is not long-sighted comes to the idea of beating our group, see that I don't kill him. Zhang Xiaopang said proudly, seeing Guo Yang's smiling expression, his face turned red instantly, and then said: "Who made me a member of Guo Yang's Uncle Guo's team!"
Guo Yang's chest froze, staring at Zhang Xiaopang, unable to speak for a long time.