Chapter 18 Don't urinate in the open

In the early years, I don't know who paved a road at the foot of Liuyun Mountain, which led many people to take the small road instead of the main road.

Now that I think about it, maybe it was the people of Liuyun Mountain City who laid bait to attract the fat fish to take the bait.

Since there is a big road, ordinary people will not go up the mountain, which gives the plants in the mountain a very good space to develop. And the south is mostly humid, both trees and grass are extremely lush......

"Uncle Thirteen, do you really know where Liuyun Mountain City is?"

"How could you not know, Liuyun... The place in the mountain city was found by Lin, but it has been too many years, and I can't remember the road clearly, and I will definitely be able to find it if I walk again!"

"But we've already walked through it three times here......" Huang Guiyun gasped, and finally said what he wanted to say in his heart.

"Walked three times... Times... How is that possible! Don't talk nonsense... There are really people in Liuyun Mountain City who are known to Lin Bei. Thirteen, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped, panicking to find some reason to cover up the facts.

Huang Guiyun leaned against the tree and pointed in a weak direction: "Over there... Thirteenth uncle, that's where you were just now......"

The mountain road is not as flat as the road, and it is extremely tiring to walk.

Huang Guiyun's hometown said that it was a small town in the mountains, but he rarely ran to the mountains to wander around, after all, there were more wild beasts.

Thirteen is naturally different, the place where he lives in seclusion is in the barren mountains and wilderness, and he can only walk around the mountains when he is idle, and he is used to such a road.

Coupled with the gap in the skills of the two, they walked for almost an hour continuously, and Huang Guiyun was tired and out of breath.

Thirteen scratched the hair on the back of his head vigorously: "Tsk, that's it... That... Then you can rest first, Lin was up to see if there was a shortcut to go. ”

After speaking, Thirteen jumped lightly, and directly from the flat ground into the high tree, not even the leaves shook a few more times, this light hand played extremely chic, and Huang Guiyun, who was watching, couldn't help but quietly let out a "wow" of approval.

(Tsk, envy.) )

Huang Guiyun's voice was small enough, but Thirteen could still hear it clearly.

The purpose of performing light skills so hard is actually very simple, just to let Huang Guiyun know that his ability is not trivial, and subtly remove Huang Guiyun's trust in the martial arts hall, and instead want to worship himself as a teacher.

Of course, it's also true to run to trees to find your way.

Thirteen heard the word Liuyun spoken by Lu Renjia, and remembered some people and things about twenty years ago.

But don't say it's now, even when it was still roaming the rivers and lakes, it would have been left behind by Thirteen, if it weren't for the sudden change, I wouldn't have thought of that place more than ten years ago, so that I muttered "if ......" on my lips all year round

The seniors climbed the tree, and Huang Guiyun took advantage of the time to rest, and also ran to the convenient place where Thirteen had just now to prepare to release it.

Although it is not very elegant in broad daylight, holding urine is a very uncomfortable thing for men, not to mention that in addition to the sound of birds in the mountains and forests, there are only small, medium and large trees.

When Huang Guiyun walked to the place polluted by the thirteenth, he was about to untie his belt, watching the water droplets slipping on the bent weeds, he felt that something was slightly wrong, and he moved a few steps before untying his belt, enjoying the pleasure of this moment.

However, the boy was still a little nervous, and kept looking left and right, and the first time he had such an experience, he always felt that something unexpected had happened.

Huang Guiyun glanced down at the left and right by the way, and suddenly found that the water that was pouring down was sprinkled on one hand......

One hand......

"Wow!

"Longevity, tiger!? or boar!"

Thirteen, who was standing at the top of the tree, heard Huang Guiyun's terrible scream, and before he had time to think about it, he jumped violently and made a gravitational acceleration, and directly stepped on the trunk of the tree and fell.

Whoa!

Thirteen fell to the ground with a large pile of leaves and branches, and didn't see anything like a boar or a tiger, only saw Huang Guiyun sitting on the floor grabbing his trouser belt, pointing in a direction, and trembling incessantly.

Thirteen slapped off the leaves on his body and joked: "Young, don't be like this, young man Fang Gang doesn't want to be like this, Lin Bei just left for a while, and you will entertain yourself." ”

Seeing Thirteen appear, Huang Guiyun calmed down a little, grabbed the belt of his trousers and crawled away from the place, and pointed to the convenient place just now: "Uncle Thirteen, Uncle Thirteen, there is a dead man over there." ”

Thirteen looked in the direction of Huang Guiyun's finger: "Dead man, why didn't Lin Bei see it just now." ”

"Right behind the tree!" Huang Guiyun re-fastened his trouser belt: "Uncle Thirteen, did someone throw the corpse?"

No one in Licheng will come to Liuyun Mountain City, and from what the young man has seen, this is indeed a good place to throw corpses.

"Whoever is idle and has nothing to do would throw a corpse in such a place, and I don't know how to find a pit to bury it. Thirteen knew that Huang Guiyun would definitely not make up something to deceive him, so he picked up a branch and walked behind the tree.

There are many grievances in the rivers and lakes, and it is not difficult to see such things as vendettas, but most people pat their butts and leave directly after killing.

If it is a killer, he will definitely leave the body in its place and tell the world, "I killed this person, Lin was very criticized!" By the way, it is also evidence of collecting money from the employer.

It's just that no one usually passes by in this mountain forest, and there is only the appearance of Liuyun Mountain City, and it is rumored that they never hurt people's lives or kill people, so it is not very likely that Liuyun Mountain City will do it, and the possibility of infighting is also very small.

Thirteen used a branch to push through the grass, and saw a young man wearing only a middle coat lying inside, with no wounds or blood on his body, and when he looked closely, the man's nose was still slightly fanning, and it was obvious that he had only fallen asleep, and had not died.

The reason why he didn't find a person when he was thirteen minutes ago was because he was facing the trunk of the tree and was just blocking the person, and Huang Guiyun happened to see the person lying on the ground when he passed over the point.

Thirteen squatted down and was about to take a closer look, when suddenly a smell came to his nose, causing him to take two steps back, turn his head and inhale heavily, and shouted angrily: "Gan Linlao, Ah Huang, the smell of your urine is too rushing." ”

Huang Guiyun's face was a little hot, and he was embarrassed to say, "Probably... It was a little hot on the road a few days ago......"

"He's not a dead man, you go and pull him over and have a look. Thirteen covered his nose and walked farther away, if it was to compare the taste, in fact, the sour smell on his body might be even more terrifying.

"Oh. Huang Guiyun answered, and went over to pull people.

Since he was not a dead man, Huang Guiyun was not so afraid.

But he didn't feel that the smell of his urine was so strong when it was convenient just now, so he could only cover his nose with one hand and drag the person slowly away from the grass polluted by the two of them with the other, so the back of the young man's white middle coat was also stuck to the mud wet with water......

Thirteen stepped aside and lit a bag of cigarettes to ward off the smell that remained in his nostrils.

Huang Guiyun dragged the young man to an open place, and finally let go of the sleeve covering his nose and feel the breath of nature again.

For the young man who was dragged all the way and remained in his original state, Huang Guiyun also had the same question: "Uncle Thirteen, how did he sleep and how did he sleep?"

Thirteen spit out a puff of cigarette and lit the young man on the ground with a cigarette stick: "Do you still need to ask? I must have been stunned by the people of Liuyun Mountain City, this is not the end of the year, so I am in such a hurry to send New Year's goods to people." ”

Judging from the current situation, there is a chance that this is the case, and Huang Guiyun does not plan to try to wake up the people on the ground, so he can only turn his head and ask Thirteen: "Uncle Thirteen, do you have a way to wake him up?"

"Chinese drugs are not drunk, how can you say that you will wake up when you wake up. Thirteen said this, but still walked to the young man's side.

After all, it is an old Jianghu, and there are many things like Chinese drugs, and there will definitely be some means of prevention and treatment.

Thirteen circled around the young man twice, but didn't look close because of the smell, but just looked around, as if looking for something.

Huang Guiyun had heard a saying before, called where poisonous snakes infest, there must be an antidote within seven steps, presumably Liuyun Mountain City is entrenched in this area, maybe it is also used to configure some herbs on the mountain into a drug, maybe the antidote is also some herbs here?

"Uncle Thirteen, are you looking for any herbs, I'll help you...... Uncle Thirteen, what are you doing!?"

Huang Guiyun just wanted to ask Thirteen what herbs he needed to find, but saw that he directly took off his cloth shoes and put his dirty feet under the young man's nose.

If nothing else, the black dirt on the thirteen toes is visually lethal.

Thirteen didn't respond to Huang Guiyun's question, seeing that it didn't seem to be working very well, he moved a little distance, and it was like poking his toes into the nostrils of the young man, and he kept rubbing his toes.

Huang Guiyun saw a lot of dirt and dirt falling on the young man's lips, even if he didn't have a sense of satiety, he couldn't withstand a burst of nausea, and wanted to stop it, but he felt that Thirteen must be justified in doing this, so he could only turn his head and distract himself.

"Ahh

The sudden burst of shouting made Huang Guiyun turn around, only to see that the young man immediately turned over and squatted after opening his eyes, with a vigilant look, his left hand holding his waist, obviously a habitual action, but now it was empty.

Thirteen was standing in place, rubbing his feet against the grass on the ground, with a disgusted expression on his face, and the tingling and itching from the soles of his feet just now made him shiver.

The young man was indeed woken up, but after he was a little conscious, the salty and sour smell he felt in his nose made him subconsciously want to turn his head, but his lips directly rubbed the soles of Thirteen's feet, and then both of them were startled.

So Huang Guiyun turned his head and saw the scene of one person desperately wiping his face, and another person desperately wiping his feet.

"Who are you, and why are you humiliating me like this?!"

The young man raised his eyebrows, and the tone of his mouth was not at all polite, obviously the feeling of often reprimanding his subordinates.