"Brother, what's wrong, is that beggar outside making trouble again?" Liu Fang saw Liu Buxiu coming back, and greeted him and asked.

"Shopkeeper, if you want me to say, just give that step some money and let him beg somewhere else, I'm afraid he will rely on our store like this." Yu Xiaohang also walked over with a teapot and echoed.

Liu Buxiu shook his head, and Bai Baishu signaled that the two of them didn't have to care, and said with nonsense excuses: "It's okay, he didn't do anything." I just think that the current beggars are not as good as a batch, and they think about getting something for nothing all the time, so why don't they know how to exchange labor for remuneration if they have hands and feet. ”

"......" Yu Xiaohang and Liu Fang had black lines on their faces.

Liu Fang gave Liu Buxiu a big roll of his eyes and pouted: "Brother, when we were begging before, everyone on the whole street wanted to see the plague god when they saw you, so they couldn't avoid it, and you were embarrassed to say that you would exchange labor for payment." ”

His black history was told by Liu Fang, and Liu Buxiu's face was slightly embarrassed. However, the embarrassed look didn't last long, and Liu Buxiu defended himself: "I didn't like anything, and besides, I am also a craft, and there is nothing wrong with exchanging labor for payment." ”

Liu Fang was really powerless about Liu Bu's shamelessness, snorted, pouted and walked away.

Yu Xiaohang listened to Liu Buxiu's words but leaned his face over, his two eyebrows jumped up and down, and he whispered: "Shopkeeper, I didn't see it, you still have such a skill in sliding doors and picking locks." Teach me when to solve an emergency if I forget to bring my key one day. ”

Liu Buxiu glanced at Yu Xiaohang with disdain, straightened his thin chest, and said righteously: "Who told you that I would slip the door and pick the lock? ”

"Don't slip the door and pick the lock?" Yu Xiaohang didn't turn his mind for a while, and asked suspiciously: "The shopkeeper, how did you take other people's things?"

Liu Buxiu hooked four fingers at Yu Xiaohang, Yu Xiaohang understood, came over with his ear, Liu Buxiu explained: "It's very simple, the first step is to find a piece of clothing with more pockets, preferably stronger." The second step is to find your own target, such as a widow's chicken coop. The third step is to wear a pair of well-fitting shoes, the kind that are not easy to fall off. Then, rush into the coop as fast as you can, put the eggs in your pocket, and turn around and leave. “

"And, most importantly, don't leave your name just because you've done something good. ”

"Oh, shopkeeper, I kind of get it. After listening to Liu Buxiu's explanation, Yu Xiaohang suddenly realized that he was robbing, and shouted: "You are a Ming robbery! That's it, or craftsmanship? Don't insult the craftsman." ”

"What a robbery, I'm talking like a bandit and a bandit. We are principled, the chickens don't take it, only the eggs. ”

Yu Xiaohang squinted at Liu Buxiu, and said in his heart: You want to take the chicken, and your pocket must be able to fit it. Ignoring Liu Buxiu, who was still whitewashing, he went to pour tea for Zheng Da and Yao Yu on the table.

"Hey, don't go. If you really want to learn, I'll teach you cheaper. Liu Buzhi tried to stop Yu Xiaohang, and tried to reduce the cost of accepting apprentices: "Ten Wen, Eight Wen, Five Wen." Sanwen! Sanwen could not be less. ”

"Excuse me. Yu Xiaohang didn't look back, and directly broke off Liu Buxiu's idea of trying to teach the craft.

Liu Buxiu had to walk to the table by himself, sat down, and wanted to take a sip of tea, but found that there was no tea in his own bowl, and everyone else had it. With a glaring eye, he asked Yu Xiaohang, who was pouring tea in a circle at the table: "Xiaohang, why don't you pour me tea, just pour it for them?"

Yu Xiaohang put the hand holding the teapot behind his back, raised his face to look at the sky, and spit out two words in his mouth: "Shiwen!"

Liu Buxiu was speechless for a moment, didn't he just tease Yu Xiaohang, this retribution came really quickly. bargained: "Xiaohang, don't be so ruthless in this relationship, Sanwen." ”

Yu Xiaohang was also straightforward, directly put the teapot in front of Liu Buxiu, and said, "Then Sanwen." ”

Liu Buxiu said too much just now, and his mouth was very dry, so he stopped talking, picked up the teapot and poured tea for himself. But his wrist was about to turn around, and not a drop of tea was poured out of the teapot, Liu Buxiu opened the lid of the teapot, and saw that only the swollen tea leaves were lying at the bottom of the teapot, and there was a shadow of a little water.

Liu Buxiu closed the lid and asked Yu Xiaohang with his eyes. Yu Xiaohang pursed his mouth and pointed to the well in the courtyard, the meaning was obvious: there is no water, go and fetch water to boil the water yourself.

Liu was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. Zheng Da and his wife and others were all at the table, and Liu Buxiu was not easy to have a seizure, so he had to threaten Yu Xiaohang silently with two fiery eyes: You wait for me! Yu Xiaohang saw Liu Buxiu holding back the fire, covered his mouth and smiled secretly, and exercised his abdominal muscles by the way.

Liu Buxiu, who had no choice, had to go to the well by himself to fetch water, picked up the bucket with the rope tied to it and threw it into the well, shaking the rope while looking around. He looked at all the people in the courtyard and found that everyone else was there, only Yuzhao and Qi Delonggang, who had been "writing" to each other by the well when he went out, were gone.

When I was still wondering in my heart, suddenly the doors of the men's house and the women's room were opened with a "bang", and then a slender female figure rushed out of the women's room, and the inky sword qi in her hand was wrapped in sharp sword qi and pointed directly at Liu Buxiu, who was still far away, and Liu Buxiu's face felt pain.

Liu Buxiu was taken aback, and thought helplessly: I just wanted to drink saliva if I provoked someone, why did Yuzhao look like he was going to kill someone. Thinking that Liu Buxiu dropped the rope in his hand, he was about to run in the opposite direction, just turned around, and before he could take a step forward, Qi Delong at the door of the men's house also rushed towards him with Chengying in his hand, and the strips of cloth on his body only covered the key parts, and the wind blew into a flag, making a hunting sound.

Yu Zhao and Qi De Longgang were both extremely fast, and Liu Buxiu saw that there was no way to avoid it, and he was caught in the middle, so he had to instinctively squat down, shrink his neck, and protect his head with both hands. As soon as he squatted down, the sonorous sound of Chengying and Zhan Lu colliding above his head came to his ears, and it made his brain buzz.

Liu Buxiu squatted on the ground, wanting to cry without tears: If you have something to say, can't you say it well, do you have to "write a letter"? If you don't use your mouth, can you donate it to those in need?

Xiao Yue's eyes were quick, although he knew that Yu Zhao and Qi Delong Gang had a sense of proportion in their hands, but they were still afraid of hurting Liu Buxiu, so they quickly jumped up from the table, reached out and grabbed Liu Buxiu's collar and dragged him out of the range of the two of them.

Liu Buxiu sat on the ground on the leg of a stool like a dead dog, wailing: "I just want to drink saliva, is it so difficult?"

Everyone at the table laughed, Yu Xiaohang walked up to Liu Buxiu, pulled him up, and said, "Shopkeeper, I mean there is boiling water in the kitchen, you can just go and get it." ”

Hearing this, Liu Buxiu looked at the well in the courtyard, looked over the well, and fell on the kitchen behind, and said with a wry smile: "Why didn't you say it earlier." ”

"Shopkeeper, you moved too fast, I didn't have time to stop you. Besides, there's nothing wrong with boiling an extra pot. Yu Xiaohang forced a smile and explained.

......

Liu Buxiu finally straightened out his rapid breathing, and the daily beauty treatment of Wanshiwu started on time.

Yu Xiaohang and Sheng Qi moved a few elderly chairs to the courtyard and put them in a row. Liu was accustomed to wading down in his place and began to maintain it leisurely. Who knew that before he could lie down, Liu Fang pulled out the old chair from under Liu Buxiu, and Liu Buxiu almost sat on the ground.

Liu Buxiu asked Liu Fang: "Fang'er, what are you doing here, this is my position, don't grab it." ”

Liu Fang didn't explain, and moved the senior chair forward by herself. Without waiting for Liu Buxiu to continue to ask the second sentence, Qi Delong just moved his half of the door panel and put it in Liu Buxiu's original position, and it was Yuzhao who was lying on the old chair next to him, the two looked at each other, did not speak, and lay down separately.

"Hey, what do I mean by that?" Liu Bu watched the movements of several people in astonishment, very puzzled.

"The shopkeeper, the shopkeeper, let it go. Yu Xiaohang's voice came from behind Liu Buxiu, Liu Buxiu looked back, Yu Xiaohang was standing behind him holding his door panel, and motioned for Liu Buxiu to give him a place.

Liu Buxiu gave him a position, and Yu Xiaohang placed another door panel next to Qi Delonggang, and then lay down.

At this time, Liu Buxiu glanced at the row of elderly chairs, and then found a problem. Originally, there were eight chairs for the elderly and two door panels, which should be enough for ten people, but now at a glance, there is one less chair for the elderly.

Yu Xiaohang, who was lying on Liu Buxiu's legs, closed his eyes, put on Yao Yu's improved ultra-thin beauty mask, and reminded Liu Buxiu: "Shopkeeper, find a chair." Yours in the men's house, go get it yourself. ”

Liu Buxiu didn't think much about it, just thought that Yu Xiaohang was lazy, didn't take it for himself, and walked quickly to the men's house.

As soon as he entered the door, Liu Buxiu froze, and a pile of wooden blocks appeared in front of him where Qi Delonggang had been tied, and it looked very familiar. Liu Buxiu picked up a piece of wood and looked at it carefully, only to see that the thing in his hand was the armrest of the elderly chair, and the pile of wood in front of him turned out to be the old age chair that had been shattered.

At this time, he remembered what Yuzhao had given to Qi De Longgang in the morning, Liu Buxiu was purely to match the two of them, and he dragged Liu Fang and Yu Xiaohang away, leaving room for Yu Zhao and Qi De Longgang to be alone. But who knew that in the end, the two seemed to be successfully paired, and it was themselves who were injured.

When Yuzhao and Qi Delonggang looked at each other just now, Liu Buxiu also praised himself, feeling that he had accumulated virtue. Now holding the wreckage of the old chair in his hand, all that is left in his heart is the idea of beating the mandarin duck.

"That's it, you can live for ten more years if you pull the red line once. Liu kept talking to himself, comforting himself.

Just when everyone was gone, Liu Buxiu threw down the wood in his hand, put away his joking expression, and his face became serious. He stood up silently and paced around the room. Thinking about what happened today, different people and things flashed in my mind: the four princes, the ten princes, Du Chun, and the stone carving of the lucky cat that looked like a rabbit.

Liu Bu kept thinking about it, thinking of the upcoming tomorrow, sighed, and sighed in his heart: The happy and leisurely time is coming to an end.