Chapter 284: Midnight

Di Yunfeng can now be sure that the beautiful woman he saw at noon today, and the young man he saw in Washington in the afternoon, they are the same person as the female thief on the bed!

Only then did the female thief realize that she was a sheep in the mouth of a tiger, she was frightened and frightened, and opened her mouth to shout, but Di Yunfeng pounced like a hungry tiger, pressed it under her body, and covered her mouth with her hand: "If you don't want to go to hell, don't make a sound!"

"Mmmmmmmm

Di Yunfeng had no choice but to temporarily seal the female acupoint and let her not move, and then began to pull up her clothes! After stripping off the female thief's clothes in three or two times, he himself took off his shirt and lay down on the bed and pulled the futon. When all the actions were over, the housekeeper downstairs also rushed upstairs with thugs!

"Who are you!How dare you trespass into my room!" Di Yunfeng deliberately lifted the bedding a little, revealing his color.

Several thugs couldn't help but show lustful eyes, and the housekeeper, who was half a hundred years old, saw this scene and hurriedly scolded everyone: "Turn around! Whoever dares to be disrespectful to the customer again, I will gouge out his eyeballs and expose them to the sun for three days!"

The butler's service was considerate, and the thugs were obedient and obedient, and they all turned around and couldn't help but make fun of them secretly.

Di Yunfeng said angrily: "What kind of broken inn are you! You still dare to trespass into the guest room? I still spent a few hundred ghost jade to rent it, and now I ask for a refund! Oh no, I have to compensate!"

The housekeeper hurriedly explained: "Your Excellency, you are angry, we found a thief in the back garden tonight, we chased her and disappeared here, and we searched everywhere and found no footprints, so we guessed that she entered the adult's house and threatened the adult, and we forced the door to break into the ...... in order to ensure the safety of the adult."

The housekeeper is an "adult", very humble and decent, Di Yunfeng also lowered his tone and said: "This official and the beauty linger all night, where can I see any thieves? Besides, who would dare to get close with my cultivation?"

"Yes, yes, my lord Shenwu, how dare that little thief enter your house, that is the case, we will retire first, and tomorrow the inn will send another apology gift to the adult," the housekeeper said, not daring to stay any longer, beckoning the thug to go downstairs, but he had just taken a step, and something was knocked under his feet, and he looked down and saw that it was a broken blade.

"This severed dagger is ......" The butler picked up the broken blade and looked at Di Yunfeng suspiciously.

Di Yunfeng's expression did not move, but he secretly scolded in his heart: Damn, he forgot to clean up. He thought about it for a while, and his brain suddenly moved, and an internal force was stored in his hand, and he hit the roof tiles straight away!

"Smack!" a small hole was smashed open in the roof, and several tiles fell from the roof, just hitting the butler's head.

"Quick! The thief is hiding on the roof, don't let him escape!"

"You two stay downstairs to protect the safety of your lords, and the rest will chase after me with you!"

The butler peeled off the tiles above his head, his black face was flushed with anger, and after he finished speaking, he waved his sleeves and took seven or eight thugs out of the window!

......

When there was no movement outside the window, Di Yunfeng got out of bed and closed the window. Then put on his clothes, sat on the soft floor, pointed at the female thief on the bed in the air, and solved the acupoint.

The female thief regained her strength, and the first time she wrapped the quilt tightly, glaring at Di Yunfeng and daring to be angry, this time she had learned to be obedient, knowing that the man in front of her could not be provoked, so she hugged the quilt and was silent without saying a word.

Di Yunfeng drank a glass of wine, he was actually afraid that the air would suddenly be quiet, especially when he was in the same room with a woman he didn't know, not to mention that the woman's body was also looked at by himself.

Di Yunfeng admitted that if he was acting on the spot, he would only need to take that woman at most

If the person's shirt is removed, the underwear can be left off, but he took off the woman's underwear and pants...... This is actually the most primitive idea in his heart, half a year ago, he lingered with Mu Xueyi every night to the fullest, but now it has suddenly been cut off for half a year, and he has accumulated some anger.

Di Yunfeng drank the last drop of wine in the cup, turned his head and asked the female thief on the bed, "Do you want to experience the feeling of giving three thousand strokes?"

The female thief's face immediately turned green, and the quilt in her hand tightened! He glared at Di Yunfeng with disgust and fear: "You...... Don't you want to take advantage ......of me! Even if I explode and die, I won't be humiliated by you!"

Di Yunfeng pursed his lips, poured another glass of wine, and said lightly: "Okay, if you don't do it, forget it." ”

If you don't do it, you won't do it, and if you force someone else to do it, won't you become a flower thief who is a thief who is adulterous and captive? But then again, who would want to give you three thousand times with a lover who is close to you?

Although Di Yunfeng showed his attitude, the female thief was still vigilant and monitored Di Yunfeng's every move.

"Then let's talk about it, anyway, there are still two thugs guarding outside the door, and with your cultivation, you may not be able to beat them. Di Yunfeng said.

"Who said that, those straw bales are just Yin Void Cultivation, I can beat ten of them alone!" But the next moment the female thief muttered again: "But I can't win that butler......"

Di Yunfeng smiled, this woman didn't seem to be too stupid, at least she was a little self-aware, he asked, "You came here to steal things even though you knew you couldn't win?"

The female thief said: "Stealing things is not stealing things, as long as you have skills, if I don't like that jade ornament too much, I won't be discovered." ”

"Greed kills people," Di Yunfeng said lightly, and wondered: "Yesterday at noon, I saw you dressed in white, with a peerless appearance, and you glanced at me through the window, do you also live in the back garden?"

The female thief said: "I'm not uncommon to live here, it's just that a few guard dogs in the back garden look down on people, I wear plain clothes and they don't let me in, I dress up beautifully, and they will serve you like a grandmother." ”

It turned out that she went to the opposite side of Xiaozhu to steal something......

"Why are you stealing? You don't look like a thief at all. ”

Such a beautiful woman, even if she marries an official rich and is a little wife, she will eat and drink well for the rest of her life, of course, this is only Di Yunfeng's one-sided words.

"I'm robbing the rich and giving to the poor. The female thief puffed up her chest, and not long after she was proud, the futon slipped off her chest, revealing the pair of white rabbits. Her face turned red, and she hurriedly lifted the quilt to cover her shame, looking cute and embarrassed.

Di Yunfeng smiled deeply, and then asked, "Then you went to steal officials and businessmen to rob the rich and help the poor?"

The female thief was shocked: "How do you know it's me!?"

Di Yunfeng took out a big white face mask from his sleeve, and before he could fasten it, he heard the female thief exclaim, "It turned out to be you!"

Di Yunfeng held the mask and half-covered his face, and said with a smile: "Do you feel that this world is very small?"

The female thief looked solemn: "Then you know everything?"

Di Yunfeng stroked his chin and said, "I guess, it's not far from ten, but I'm surprised, just by virtue of your ability, how did you deceive those officials and sneak into Washington to kill people." ”

The female thief snorted softly: "Hmph, what's so difficult about this? That shopkeeper is a nasty embryo! I don't even have to take off my clothes if I get him!"

"Do you like to get a man by undressing?" Di Yunfeng couldn't help but glance at the female thief a few times, although she had a tight quilt, she could still see her pink and jade-white neck. Such a woman

If she can use her strengths to her advantage, she can get an infinite amount of what she wants.

"Obscene, do women have to serve you men when they take off their clothes?" the female thief lifted the quilt, and in the midst of the candle flames, she grabbed her clothes and put them on three or two times, jumped out of bed, and walked to the window and glanced downstairs, and said, "I don't think those people will come back, I'm leaving." ”

Di Yunfeng also walked to the window, but the female thief deliberately avoided a few steps, and looked at him stupidly, still a little scared. He didn't realize it, slowly pushed open the window, and the "whirring ......" was another refreshing autumn breeze. He said, "Do you know that you are in trouble?"

The female thief said otherwise: "I am here to rob the rich and help the poor, anyway, I will give the stolen ghost jade and human pill to those who need it," she shrugged her shoulders again: "And I didn't leave any clues, even if I caused a big disaster, I wouldn't be the one to carry the black cauldron." ”

Di Yunfeng always felt that the person who "carried the black cauldron" in the mouth of the female thief would be himself, he rubbed his nose and asked, "The people you rescued are those ordinary people who can't afford to buy the human pill?"

The female thief nodded: "Exactly." ”

Di Yunfeng sighed: "You can save them for a while, but you can't save them for a lifetime, the system of the Ghost Empire is not suitable for their survival." ”

The female thief said disdainfully: "Then I will steal more of your rich ill-gotten gains to save them!"

Di Yunfeng glanced at the female thief: "Do you know that there is a saying called 'How can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet'?"

The female thief said righteously: "If the old lady is afraid, she will not come to be a thief!"

Di Yunfeng shook his head, speechless, he did not deny that the female thief's approach was just, but he affirmed that the female thief's approach was risky and one-sided, robbing the rich and helping the poor could only save a small number of people, but to fundamentally change the reality, we had to start with the policy.

The female thief is not stupid, but she is a little ignorant and does not understand things, and her hatred for the rich is equally naΓ―ve and one-sided;

When Di Yunfeng was young, he once carried out the assassination of Xiangxi with a senior, and the senior's hatred of officials was very thorough, he said: In fact, those who hate officials are rich, greedy for money, and lustful are all a manifestation of jealousy and naivety. The truly eclectic wise man hates those big officials who clearly hold the right to change policies but do not implement them.

The inactive officials are the same kind of people as the villains who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

Di Yunfeng knew it in his heart, he had an internal force of luck, and he pointed at the two guards under the door, and the two guards were like wooden people who didn't move.

"Let's go. He opened the window and moved out of the way.

The female thief moved to the window: "You are the most special rich man I have ever seen, it is not appropriate for me to call you a lewd embryo, and it is not good to call you a gentleman, it is better for me to call you an obscene gentleman!" After she finished speaking, she smiled at Di Yunfeng again, and touched the jade ornament on the edge of the windowsill by the way, and an upside-down onion turned down the windowsill.

Di Yunfeng didn't step forward to chase it back, but said out the window: "Hey, you haven't told me your name yet." ”

"I'll tell you next time!"

The female thief had disappeared into the night, but a white vial was thrown through the night sky into the window.

Di Yunfeng snorted, and he could smell through the bottle that it contained a human pill.