Chapter 1: Becoming a Cat
The theft of the city's manhole cover was just a laughing stalk, Jiang Ming never thought that he would become a victim and fall into a conspiracy from which he could never recover......
It all started last week, when he lost his job! For an ordinary person who has drifted north for seven years, what blow can be greater than this? In the third quarter, when rents soared, Jiang Ming's salary was like a woman's period, once a month, and it disappeared in less than a week, and now he is unemployed.
Drunk in the tavern, Jiang Ming cried like a child, the deposit was only 3,000, and it was not suitable for finding a job in this season, how to survive this cold winter became his biggest headache.
The disaster happened on the way home, and when he turned the street and was about to walk towards the Tiantongyuan community, he suddenly fell into the sewer.
The fall was not light, he fainted directly in pain, and when he woke up, he was still trembling, staring at the hard steel bulge with endless resentment.
"Grandma's! damn ......"
Before he finished scolding, Jiang Ming suddenly discovered! The surrounding "world", the bottom of this well... How did it become so big! It's not like a well, it's like a sinkhole!
Yu was still drunk, he shook his head desperately, that's right! The world around him has become bigger, and the uninterrupted pain reminds Jiang Ming all the time that this is not a dream, but a reality!
What the hell is going on? In a panic, Jiang Ming wanted to get up, but the frightened scene frightened him and almost fainted again! It's not the world that's changing, it's himself! His hands, his feet, his belly... And hooked nails and hairy tails!
"Damn!" Jiang Ming exclaimed, but what he heard in his ears was a "meow......
He was completely confused, his brain was buzzing, how... How did you turn into a cat?
"Is there anyone, help me!" Jiang Ming screamed for help, but all that echoed in the sewer sinkhole was the sad cry of a cat.
He gasped and imagined countless possibilities! But none of them could make sense! How could a man become a cat?
Jiang Ming, in despair, remembered the words of the manager Brother Wang: "Xiao Jiang, you work hard and are down-to-earth, you must feel that this layoff is without you, it's wrong! The first thing to be laid off by the human resources department is you, life, many times it is so incredible!"
"his uncle!" Jiang Ming trembled angrily, his hair stood up one by one, he really became a cat, shouldn't he? Looking around, he saw his torn clothes, pants and leather shoes......
A terrible hypothetical appeared in his mind, the fall just now, in fact, he was dead, and a sao cat fell on him, and he exchanged souls.
In the past, people in my hometown often said that cats can be psychic...... If that's the case..... Jiang Ming was in pain, thinking that he hadn't even touched a woman.
After more than an hour of despair, Jiang Ming accepted that he had really become a cat, meowing sadly at the bottom of the sewer well.
"Don't make a noise! Are you upset!" With an angry scolding above his head, Jiang Ming raised his head sharply and saw a pure black cat lying on the edge of the well, staring at him viciously.
He was completely stupid, what he heard in his ears was the intimidation of a cat's meow, and the content was completely understood, and he... I actually understand the cat language.
"Big brother, did you see someone crawling out from here?" Jiang Ming asked nervously.
"No, if you cry again, I'll kill you!" said the black cat, turning away.
Jiang Ming lowered his head in shock and began to rummage through the contents of his clothes, mobile phones, keys, and subway cards were all there, but he was the only one who lost them..... It's hard to imagine what kind of situation the cat that was amusing his soul is in now with his naked body?
After thinking for a while, he decided to take the fine soft home first, biting the key chain, Jiang Ming tried to climb the wall, not to mention, after becoming a cat, the nails on his hands and feet were divine weapons, and he got out of the sewer with a few swishs.
Hooking the gap in the iron door, entering the password with his nose on the top, Jiang Ming entered the corridor, but there was something more difficult waiting for him, that is, to open the door of his house with a key, and it took more than an hour just to insert the key in, this operation is easy for people, but for cats, it is simply abuse!
Especially if he had to twist three times, Jiang Ming's teeth were about to break, and the key only turned a little...... By the time the door was opened and everything was sent back, the east had already revealed the whiteness of the fish's belly.
Jiang Ming was tired and paralyzed, lying on the floor panting, he didn't care about anything, he just wanted to sleep well.
This sleep lasted until noon, and when he woke up, he found... Myself... He was lying naked on the ground and returned to his human form!
What's going on? Jiang Ming's brain was buzzing again, could it be... Everything last night was a dream? Impossible! Looking at the door frame, it was full of marks of being scratched by himself, and the scenes of the night were still "in front of me", he did become a cat last night, and it was not a dream at all!
Changed back into a human being, in addition to being happy, Jiang Ming was more confused, it seems that the matter of exchanging souls with cats does not exist, he is still himself, but his body has become a cat.
Jiang Ming didn't dare to go out for a whole day, and he was afraid that he would become a cat again for the takeout he ordered for lunch, so he thought about it..... There must still be something wrong with the well, for no reason, how could the manhole cover in the city be lost? Is it a demon well?
He didn't have the courage to find out, so he hid in the semi-basement and looked up the information on the Internet, but there was no similar information. However, at 8 o'clock in the evening, a terrifying scene came again, first the computer screen was infinitely magnified, and then... He fell off the table!
"Meow!" Jiang Ming struggled and exclaimed, the "vast world" in front of him made him frightened, he... Turned into a cat again!
What the hell is this? Jiang Ming's heart was about to vomit out, if the last time he became a cat was unconscious, he didn't feel terrifying, but now... It was in the case of being completely awake that the big living person shrank back!
"Meow! Meow!" Jiang Ming roared in despair, the bitterness in his heart was only known to himself, tears fell down, he was so frightened that he swooped into the quilt, only revealing a face, looking around timidly.
I... Can you turn back into a human being? Jiang Ming asked himself repeatedly, and his heart became a pot of porridge with confusion.
Time passed little by little, the clock on the wall walked so slowly, he waited quietly, and the sound of "cat chanting" sounded in his stomach.
Although the situation is unknown at the moment, the house is still safe, and no bastard cat will come out to threaten him, looking forward to tomorrow morning..... Maybe everything will turn around.
It's been a long ordeal... The clock finally turned to eight o'clock in the morning, and an exciting scene appeared, Jiang Ming's body began to expand infinitely, and his limbs were **...... Oh my God, the whole process was magical, his soul was going to evaporate!
"During the day it's people... It's a cat at night, I'll go!" Jiang Ming trembled and looked at his body, intact, without any cat traces remaining.
He struggled to digest the facts in front of him and imagined his unpredictable life!
People during the day and cats at night...... This seems to be good, you can go to the supermarket to steal something and come back when you are full, and you can ...... Jiang Ming imagined the infinite possibilities that this strange change could bring to him.
His conscience was in a difficult situation, and his first consideration was not to spend money to fill his stomach, so that he could save a lot of money, and Wal-Mart and Carrefour became the preferred targets.
Wait! It's not that simple...... Stealing things is not so easy to steal, there is an access control system in the supermarket, and Jiang Ming's brain hurts when he thinks of the experience of unlocking.
Moreover, what he could think of, other cats couldn't think of? It seems that the animal world is more cruel, the black cat's intimidation makes him palpitate for a while, and there is also a problem with rent, it seems that the risk of stealing money is greater, and... Now it's all mobile payment.
After thinking about it, Jiang Ming had a brilliant idea, and he couldn't help but laugh evilly.
Why take the risk yourself, if you are caught, there is the possibility of being killed, girls like small animals, and the resistance to cute pets is 0, if you are adopted, not only can you eat enough every day, but you can... Take a peek at some of the "little landscapes" that you can't see on weekdays.
As for the object of choice, Jiang Ming had already thought about it, Lin Huanhuan! This woman, if she became her pet, she would not have to worry about eating and drinking in this life.
This Lin Huanhuan is not an ordinary person, she is the boss Wu Zong's person, the assistant to the president, and the director, Jiang Ming can swear to the sky! He has never seen such a beautiful woman, a suffocating beauty! Needless to say, on TV, in reality, any so-called beauty will be overshadowed when standing in front of Lin Huanwan, she is so beautiful!
The lush fragrance of women, the slender black silk beautiful legs, the graceful and slender figure, and the exquisite and exquisite appearance that people dare not look at directly, Jiang Ming was fortunate to have passed by Lin Huanwan, and the amazement and shock of that moment made him forget that leg he should have stepped on, and he fell heels heels heel, and he didn't know if his layoff this time was related to this incident?
This girl is rich, and the jewelry she wears is enough to go back to her hometown for a down payment suite, and Mr. Wu has never known what distress is when she spends money on her?
Get close to her, then sell cuteness to tease her and conquer her......
In addition to Yiyin, Jiang Ming is also thinking about the risk, after all, he only has half a day to be a cat, and half a day to be a human, if he misses the stuffing, the consequences are also very terrible! At this time, he began to think that the time for him to become a cat was too short.
If only I could control myself...... After thinking about it, Jiang Ming felt that either he was fast, ruthless, and accurate, and ran away when he made an order, or... Accompany her at night and sneak home during the day, after all, Lin Huanhuan always has to go to work during the day.
It doesn't matter so much at first, in short, it's man-made, as long as you leave her before eight o'clock every morning, everything will be fine.