Chapter 245: If you can't pretend to be X, you will be slapped in the face

"Grand Commander, are you really still alive?" said Li Dagou.

Hearing this, Wan Er was too lazy to answer again, he had said it eight hundred times, and now he was standing here alive, and he could still ask such a brainless question, and he Li Dagou could do this.

And he is so free, there is no sense of disobedience, and he can't be blamed, he is all born, and this brain disease is not easy to treat.

"Great, the Grand Commander is alive, alive. Seeing Wan Er acquiesce again, Li Dagou almost roared in the sky.

It may be that the love is deep, and there are some tears in the eyes, and the scalp is numb.

It is not easy for such a big man to do this.

It would be false to say that he was not moved, Wan Er is thinking about it now, and he wants to find a time to express his feelings for this Li Dagou again in his special way.

I'm sure he can understand, well, he will understand.

"Shopkeeper, give me good wine and good food to serve, today, I want to drink three cups with the commander. Finally, after a long time, Li Dagou finally calmed down and spoke.

Hearing his words, the shopkeeper immediately looked bitter, but he didn't dare to refuse.

It was okay just now, just him, and now there is another one, looking at that appearance, the two should be the same kind of people, that is, the kind of people who don't give money for eating.

"What are you doing in a daze, is Lao Tzu the kind of person who doesn't give money for eating?" said Li Dagou again.

Yes, you are.

Under his obscenity, the shopkeeper could only obediently comply, although he was unwilling in his heart, he could only honestly bring the wine and food, and his heart was dripping blood.

You're welcome, a few people are feasting again, eating is called a pleasure, so many days of eating and sleeping, Wan Er has not eaten such a decent meal for a long time.

As a result, a dish was swept away before it came up, as if it hadn't eaten for more than ten days.

Full of wine and food, Li Dagou healed his scars and forgot the pain, and began to be dishonest again.

"Archon, how are you doing these days?" he asked.

"It's okay, just ......" Wan Er spoke, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Li Dagou's mouth.

"That's good, that's good. Li Dagou said.

Then, he looked at Wan Er with a look of hope, waiting for him to speak.

"How are you doing?" Finally, with that almost pleading gaze, Manji asked the question he had been waiting for.

"That's it, it's okay to be idle, and I collected 50,000 soldiers and horses, which is still in the past. Li Dagou said lightly.

Although he said modesty, from his eyes, Wan Er saw the pride that couldn't be hidden.

Indeed, it is something to be proud of to receive 50,000 people for such a long time, not everyone has such luck as Wanji, and it is somewhat unexpected that he can do this.

But looking at his underwhelmed look, Wan Er was a little unhappy, and he wanted to tease, so he said: "Well, it's really like that, I can barely say it, big dog, you still have to work hard." ”

After Wan Er's words were finished, Li Dagou almost didn't spit out half of the wine he had just drunk.

No, that's not what he wants to hear, it's not a normal reaction.

"I said I had collected 50,000 soldiers. He couldn't help but remind him again.

"I know. This time, Chang Waner said lightly.

It seems that 50,000 soldiers and horses are really insignificant in his eyes, and he can't take it to heart at all.

Li Dagou was really depressed, and at the same time, he also wanted to save some face for himself, so he spoke: "Grand Commander, how did you say you were doing just now? I didn't hear it clearly. ”

In his opinion, Wan Er is nothing more than a tour of the mountains and rivers, how can he be compared with him, just wait to lose face, and let you look down on my 50,000 army again.

"I didn't do anything. Wan Er took a sip of wine and spoke.

"I casually collected 100,000 soldiers and horses, and by the way, I also hit Qili City, by the way, if I hadn't come to see you, I would have almost broken through Qili City. ”

"Maybe I'm drinking and having fun in the hall of Qi Helai right now. As he spoke, Manji sighed.

"Actually, it's okay, who made us brothers. He added.

This can hit Li Dagou badly, and I thought that my ears heard it wrong.

What are you talking about, collect 100,000 soldiers and horses, and hit them all under Qili City, and what is even more outrageous is that they are still drinking and having fun in the main hall of Qili City.

I'm afraid you're not dreaming, what are you talking about, it's hard for you to be a god.

"Great Commander, you also said it, we are all brothers, there is no need to lie to yourself, just tell the truth, I won't laugh at you. Li Dagou said.

For Wan Er's words, he thought he was saving face, and he didn't believe it at all.

"Don't believe yourself, ask Mr. Wang, is that so?" "Wan Erdao.

Then, Li Dagou turned his eyes to Wang Zhili, waiting for the answer in his heart.

"It's not. Wang Zhili spoke slowly.

"I'll just say, Mr. Wang is still an honest person, the commander, I said I won't laugh at you, it's okay. After listening to Wang Zhili's words, Li Dagou immediately said.

It's not a joke, but his mouth is almost grinning to the root of his ears, and he laughs happier than anyone else.

"You also forgot to say a few things, we also destroyed Qi Li's army of 50,000 and beheaded Dou and his party. However, he didn't have to be happy for long, and Wang Zhili said again.

At this moment, his smile froze directly on his face, and I am afraid that he will never be happy again.

Tell me, what's going on with your royal gift, if there is anything you can't say in one breath, you have to gasp for breath, isn't it deliberately embarrassing.

"It's a trivial matter, don't say it, don't say it. Wan Er waved his hand and said.

This fell in Li Dagou's eyes, but he couldn't pretend anymore.

At the same time, he was slowly shocked, originally he thought that he could have 50,000 soldiers and horses, which was already very terrifying.

But after listening to Wan Er and Wang Zhili's words, I realized that it seemed that he was still sitting in the well and watching the sky, and the great commander deserved to be the great commander.

He also understood that his 50,000 soldiers and horses were not enough to compare with Qili's 50,000 soldiers and horses.

Qi Li's soldiers and horses are all well-trained, all of them are strong and well-equipped.

It's different, although it sounds like 50,000 soldiers and horses, but if you have to compare it with others, you can only say that one in the sky and one in the ground is simply a world of difference.

These 50,000 people are all scraped together, old, weak, sick and disabled, no matter what kind of thing, as long as they can move the knife and walk, all of them will not refuse, and there is no such thing as strong soldiers and strong horses.

There are also weapons, many people don't even have a knife in their hands, hoes, shovels, sickles and iron chops, as long as they can be used, take them in their hands first.

If he used these 50,000 soldiers and horses to fight against Qi Li's 50,000 soldiers and horses, he and Qi Li's general Dou and his party would be in command.

There is no doubt that he is a big dog and absolutely defeated, and he still has this self-knowledge.