Teacher Liu Ning: "Bai Luofan, what about Jin Mengyi?"

Little spoiling: "Teacher Liu Ning ......"

Uh-huh, so wronged!

"Look at my eyes......"

Teacher Liu Ning: Why do I want to sleep so much, no, I can't sleep......

But eventually, I fell asleep.

Just then, the door was opened, and a man entered.

Lin Fan: "Who are you?"

The man was stunned: "Oh, you are Teacher Lin Fan, I am Jin Mengyi's father, there is a traffic jam on the road today, and I rushed back a little late." ”

Little spoiling: "It's okay, uncle, I'm Jin Mengyi's classmate, my name is Bai Luofan." ”

Then the little pet poked Lin Fan and asked him to look up at the photo behind the sofa.

Well, the man in the photo of this family of three is the same as the man in front of him.

Well, this is a parent, unlike Lin Fan, who is an impostor.

Daddy Jin: "Oh, where's Jin Mengyi?"

Lin Fan: "Dad Jin, Jin Mengyi's matter, we'll talk about it later, I mainly want to tell you about your wife's affairs......"

Daddy Kim: My wife is my wife, and I will return my wife...... Do I look like a monster in "Journey to the West"?

Daddy Kim: "Teacher Lin, sit down and say." ”

Lin Fan: "Dad Jin, first of all, you see, I am Jin Mengyi's homeroom teacher. ”

"This ...... This is a Chinese teacher, she's a little tired today......"

"I heard from the child that his mother's spirit has been in a trance recently, and then I am particularly concerned about the problem of the back cover of the mobile phone......"

Then we thought that Jin's mother might be too obsessed with the problem of the back cover of the phone and had a more serious anxiety disorder. ”

"The purpose of our visit is not to visit your home, but to help your wife. ”

Daddy Kim: "Oh, I see. ”

"I also said that in the last few days, I have always stopped answering her calls, so it turned out to be like this. ”

Little petting: "And Uncle Jin, I know hypnotherapy, I won't hide it from you, Jin Mengyi and the Chinese teacher have been hypnotized by me." ”

"I don't want them to see the treatment process, after all, the treatment of mental illness is very special......"

Daddy Kim: After doing it for a long time, it's this little girl who can cure the disease!

This one...... Ah, this head teacher is a soy sauce player.

Lin Fan: "If you believe us, we are ready to start treatment, I just came over after work, and I am still on an empty stomach!"

Daddy Kim: "What if I say I don't believe it?"

Little pet: "Then we will hypnotize you too, and then start the treatment." ”

Daddy Kim: "......"

Little spoiling: "So, you go and have a supper, you have seen your wife's situation yourself, she doesn't even know you now, so ......"

"What else are you worried about?"

Daddy Kim: "......"

After being speechless, I went to the kitchen very consciously.

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Lin Fan: "Senior Sister Bai, do you really know hypnosis?"

Little pet: "No, what's wrong?"

Lin Fan: "Teacher Liu Ning and Jin Mengyi ......"

Little petting: "This is natural, I'm a fox, and you're not!"

Well, the fox's seductive feature eye.

Lin Fan deeply admired it in his heart...... Ah......h If you are not satisfied, you have to accept it.

Little pet: "I didn't run out of talismans last time, bring it this time!"

Lin Fan stood up suddenly: "......"

Damn, I forgot again, I didn't bring it! Hahaha, I didn't bring it!

I said I wanted to bring it, but why didn't I bring it!

The little pet shook his head and sighed: "Be conscious, what should you do!"

Lin Fan: Pity my nosebleed, it was in vain last time......

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Lin Fan closed his eyes and was about to crash into the coffee table head-on......

Little pet: "Don't worry, it's not time yet, we haven't decided yet, where is the back cover of the phone!"

Lin Fan: The feeling of waiting to be slaughtered is very uncomfortable! If you give me a look as soon as possible, I will be relieved.

It's just that Senior Sister Bai spoke, I can only endure it!

The little pet took out the compass from the schoolbag and put it on the coffee table.

Lin Fan consciously picked up the compass and spun around the room, but this compass is so calm!

Lin Fan patted the compass...... How doesn't it work?

The little pet is helpless: "Big brother, that's not a radio, there is no problem of bad contact!"

Lin Fan: "......"

Little pet: "When does Qinglong usually go to sea?"

Lin Fan: Haha, I know, I know, I can finally interject, I feel so accomplished.

"The rooster crows three times Dongfang Bai, and a green dragon comes out of the sea!"

The little pet nodded, but did not speak.

Lin Fan had an epiphany: Do we have to wait until the end of the day?

So Lin Fan, put down the compass and sat down again.

Little pet: "Lin Fan, what are you doing?"

Lin Fan: "Didn't you have to wait until the rooster crowed three times?"

Little pet: "Don't you know how to learn how to crow?"

Lin Fan: "......"

Is that okay too?

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But Lin Fan: "Senior Sister Bai, I won't have any sequelae when I learn to crow!"

Little pet: "What are the sequelae of learning to crow, Lin Fan, you rode the wild horse of thought and ran away, right?"

Lin Fan: "Senior Sister Bai, you are a fox, I don't know if you will stew me in soup once you learn how to crow chickens." ”

Little pet: "You think too much. ”

Lin Fan: "Oh oh oh ......"

Three times in a row, I really learned it! Senior Sister Bai's eyes lit up!

Lin Fan felt a chill behind him.

At this time, Daddy Jin poked his head out of the kitchen and looked at this pair of strange pairs in surprise.

Little Pet and Lin Fan roared in unison: "Let's cook!"

Lin Fan picked up the compass again...... But he was pressed down by the little pet with one hand: "No need." ”

Lin Fan: "Why?"

The little pet dots Nunu's mouth - it turns out that Jin Mengyi's mother is already like being beaten with chicken blood, and she is looking at these two smug smiles!

Lin Fan stood up......

Mother Jin ran to the window all of a sudden: "You'd better not come here, this is the seventeenth floor, I can't guarantee that there will be any accidents." ”

The sound of a baby, when you hear it, it's a beautiful girl's voice!

It's just that this voice has a hint of disdain and banter.

Lin Fan and Xiao Pet suddenly had a feeling of being despised.

The little pet took three steps forward: "Hey, hey, don't be so arrogant." ”

"As for me, I have a bad temper and a quick temperament. As for whether I will do anything out of the ordinary, I can't guarantee either. ”

"In addition, I advise you: don't pretend, be careful of being struck by lightning. ”

Mother Kim: "I've always liked to pretend, and I've never been killed!"

Little pet: "I don't know how you became fine, I'm really worried about your IQ." ”

"You threaten us with falling her to death, why, do you think we don't dare to starve her?"

Lin Fan: ...... Senior Sister Bai, what kind of logic is this, what the hell is this swollen and fat?

You two ...... How much do you hate this golden mother?

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