Chapter 27: Just once

In the past three days, Lin Meng has been isolated from the world, and the only thing he can smell is the smell of the latrine.

If there is a microphone, he will sing to himself:

"It's good once, I until I'm old, and I can't take a shower on a sunny day..."

In short, he has nothing to pull in.

But there seems to be something squeezing out of the body, and it is estimated that the intestines can't bear the loneliness and wants to pull it out.

When Shen Yue found him, Lin Meng was lying on the bed in his bedroom, covered with an expensive velvet quilt.

His face was withered, dark and dull.

A thick dark circle under his eyes, which can be called a brother and sister to a panda.

Excessive diarrhoea can lead to dehydration, muscle atrophy, and loss of energy.

"You... Are you alright?"

Shen Yue was a little ashamed, after all, this kind of thing could have been completely avoided.

But because of his own negligence, Lin Meng suffered an unwarranted disaster.

She really doesn't know what kind of life her husband has been living these days.

Lin Meng shook his head, the frequency was very low.

He didn't have any extra strength, but he still smiled gently:

"Wife, are you concerned about me?"

"You're stupid!"

"It's worth it to be able to use three days of diarrhea to talk to my wife about what is heart-wrenching. ”

This is no longer a heart-wrenching heart, but a gut-wrenching.

"You have successfully built a foundation, and the foundation of cultivation is a 'Starry Sky Tree', I didn't expect that your life palace turned out to be the universe. ”

"Is this good or bad?"

It's over, this is diarrhea and stupidity, and I can't even tell the basic right from wrong.

"Of course, what you can use is the star source qi in the universe, they are inexhaustible..."

Lin Meng nodded, buried his head, and fell into a deep sleep.

Shen Yue ran to the Danfang of the villa and took out a small porcelain bottle, inside was a brown pill, square in shape.

That's the 'Salt Water Qi Replenishing Pill', all the pills are ordinary, ordinary people can eat them as soon as they have diarrhea.

The effect is a bit like the "banyan root" of the modern world.

Shen Yue didn't say a word, and opened her mouth to give Lin Meng medicine.

After swallowing the elixir, the lost power was gradually deriving, and extremely quickly, he felt that his strength had returned.

Half an hour later, except for the fact that his face was still a little abnormal, Lin Meng was no different from usual.

He looked at his wife blankly, his eyes were as clear as water, and he whispered gratefully:

"Thank you. ”

Actually, Shen Yue was not so ruthless.

In this kind of small thing, he takes care of himself

In the future, when life and death are parted, they will also sacrifice their lives to save each other.

"Don't be grateful to me, I'm not for you, if you fall ill, the world will slander me. ”

It's really hard-mouthed, I obviously like my son, but I just don't want to admit it.

Well, I'm slowly enjoying the feeling of being crushed...

"You have a good rest, I'll go back, and when you're well, come back to me. ”

Shen Yue left.

Lin Meng was fine, but he saw that Shen Yue seemed to have something on his mind, and it should be that his cultivation had encountered a bottleneck.

Lying on the bed, the system's prompt finally sounded:

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully quenching the foundation, and the experience points of slaying the Winged Snake Demon can directly allow you to reach the first layer of the Budding Realm. ”

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing task 3 and getting the reward [72*1\/4 change]. ”

"Introduction to the exercises

Name: [Seventy-two Changes]

Source: "Journey to the West" plane, Monkey King's housekeeping skills.

Attribute:

1. You can change yourself, or you can change other things.

2. Variable people, variable plants and even inanimate organisms.

3. Variable male, variable female, variable old, variable less.

Fourth, variable length, variable short, variable large, variable small.

Host mastery: A first glimpse into the doorway. ”

What the heck?

Lin Meng was a little geometrically confused, why wasn't the [Seventy-two Changes] obtained this time the pinnacle realm?

Moreover, for Mao is [72*1\/4 change]?

"Ding! The host needs to reach the fourth layer of the Sprout Realm before it can fully master the [Seventy-two Changes], and the current host realm is the first layer of the Sprout Realm, and can only master one of the attributes on it. ”

“------”

This explanation made Ben Gongzi unacceptable.

"Please hurry up and accumulate experience points, and only when this round of tasks is completed or expired can you continue to release a new round of tasks. ”

I see...

Lin Meng understands a little, but he still doesn't understand other things on the system panel:

"There's power, perception, weapons, classes... What do those words mean?"

The system is very patient to explain one by one, a bit like a tutor in high school:

"Strength: refers to the maximum amount of strength that the host can withstand, and the strength increase is a new unit, and the realm does not increase the strength.

The host can be improved by absorbing the essence of the heavens, the earth, the sun and the moon, taking drugs, and devouring the blood of harmless demon beasts. ”

"Perception: refers to the consciousness of the perception of external information, which requires endless exercise, and the master can know what is happening thousands of miles away by closing his eyes. ”

"Weapons: It goes without saying that the host does not have any weapons at the moment, and the system will tailor them to the host according to the host's cultivation stage. ”

"Profession: The professions in the mainland are changeable, there are alchemists, refiners, beast masters... To put it bluntly, it's the title you get for achieving your achievements. ”

Lin Meng nodded, now he completely understood, it seems that the process of cultivating immortals and upgrading is not simple.

He's going to be serious.

In the afternoon, Lin Meng's physical condition fully recovered.

He asked Xia He to prepare a table of big fish and meat, ready to make up for all the lost nutrients.

"Good wine. ”

Lin Meng took a sip of apricot blossom brewing, and the faint smell of green plums made him have an endless aftertaste.

The so-called green plum boiled wine on heroes, the heroes and heroes in the world, only this son is alone.

I'm not targeting anyone, I'm just going to say that everyone in this room is rubbish.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Lin Meng still has no tendency to stop, and the dishes on the table have changed one after another.

"Young master, the young lady went out early, in this deep mountain, wild forest, barren countryside, do you want to send someone to find it?"

Xia He heard that wild beasts are often infested in this mountain range, and no matter how good the young lady is, she is also a woman.

is a woman, she is weak and needs to be taken care of, and not all the girls in the world are Jia Ling, and there are not so many female men.

"No need, Young Master Ben's wife, I know for myself that no one can hurt her, by the way, is there a book in the villa?"

Xia He made a look that you don't know I don't know the world and said:

"Young master, don't worry, I'm ready, there is one banned book in the entire Jinling City, and all of them have been bought back by me for the young master. ”

Heck, he's talking about the illustrated ones...

Lin Meng smiled faintly, then changed his face in a second, and scolded:

"You loser, why are you buying that thing, harming others and yourself, what I want is a biography of a cultivator. ”

"The young master is fake again, you never read cultivation books before, most of the biographies have been wiped by you, but there is still one left. ”

"Which one?"

"The last Sword Immortal, "The Legend of Chu Ri Tian"!"