Chapter 22: Cui Xiong plays tricks

But said that Chu Ping and Ye Feng were in a dilemma, when they suddenly heard a "ouch" sound from a corner, the two of them suddenly felt excited, Ye Feng hurriedly stepped forward to investigate, and found that it was a minion soldier with a knife wound on his left shoulder, who was lying there struggling in pain, Ye Feng quickly stepped forward, grabbed him by the collar, and threatened: "Tell me quickly! Where is the mechanism to open this stone door? If you don't say it, I will cut off all the flesh on your body, piece by piece." ”

"Don't ......!" the minion soldier hurriedly waved his hand and begged for mercy: "Good man, as long as you promise not to kill me, I will tell you." ”

Ye Feng nodded again and again and said, "Very good! What are you doing in a daze, just say it quickly!"

The minion soldier stretched out his hand and pointed to the center of the stone door, and said: "Good man, please see, there are three living stones there, good man only needs to take the leftmost stone first, then press the middle stone, then pop the leftmost stone, then press the rightmost stone, and then pop the middle stone, so that the stone door will open automatically." ”

Ye Feng listened, and ordered Chu Ping to do what he said, and after some work, there was a "boom" sound, and the stone door was really opened, Ye Feng smiled slightly at the man, and said, "Boy, even if you still have a little conscience, in this way, I won't let you suffer for too long." As soon as he finished speaking, he was killed with a single sword. Chu Ping couldn't help but be shocked, and stepped forward and shouted at Ye Feng: "Brother Ye, since he has already told him how to open the stone gate, why do you want to kill him?"

Ye Feng took out a piece of cloth from his arms, wiped off the blood stains on the knife, put the knife back into its sheath, and said: "Brother Chu, the ghost cult has been doing evil for many years and has harmed countless people.

Although Chu Ping was a little dissatisfied with Ye Feng's approach, but the matter had come to this point, he didn't want to say anything more, shook his head helplessly, and walked down Qinglong Mountain in great strides. Seeing Chu Ping like this, Ye Feng followed closely behind him and couldn't help but laugh secretly. The two came to the foot of Qinglong Mountain, and when they saw Shi Baochang and the others, they were still standing there anxiously waiting. Seeing the two of them walking down the mountain, the chief security chief and the others were pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly stepped forward, and couldn't wait to ask: "Two heroes, I don't know what the situation in the bandit's nest is now?"

Chu Ping smiled slightly and said, "Everyone, please rest assured, the bandits entrenched in Qinglong Mountain have all been killed by me and Brother Ye now, and from now on, you don't have to worry about this anymore!"

"Really?" one of them couldn't believe his ears, and stepped forward, confirming to the two of them.

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Ye Feng suddenly felt angry and was about to attack, Chu Ping hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Ye Feng, smiled at the man, and said, "Of course it's true! If you really don't believe it, brother, you might as well go there and investigate it yourself, in this way, isn't it clear?"

Shi Baochang waved his hand and said with a smile: "No, no! We believe that what the two heroes said must be true." Two heroes, the two of you have eliminated the great harm for our Sanshi Town, we must thank you well, so please go back to the town with us, I Shi someone plans to call on the parents and villagers of the entire Sanshi Town to hold a celebration banquet for the two heroes, in order to express our gratitude to the two heroes!" Chu Ping and Ye Feng were deeply moved, although they didn't want to bother everyone too much, but they couldn't refuse in person, so they had no choice but to go. Back in the town, everyone got together and had a good time, as for how to get the lively method, I won't say much here. Let's say that after the banquet was dispersed, Chu Ping and Ye Feng left Sanshi Town together, and Shi Baochang and his party waited for him, watching him and the two gradually go away, and they stayed until they could no longer see the two of them, and then they each returned home. A few miles away from Sanshi Town, Ye Feng said goodbye to Chu Ping, performed the art of the sword, and returned to Miao Jiang. Seeing Ye Feng away, Chu Ping continued on foot. Hungry and thirsty along the way, staying overnight, and working hard all the way, needless to say.

It is said that at noon on this day, Chu Ping came to the boundary of Fuluo Town, and after a long journey, he only felt a little hungry and thirsty in his stomach, so he was ready to find a suitable place to go, buy some food, and fill his stomach. After entering the town, I came to a small restaurant, glanced around, and found that although the restaurant was not too big, there were quite a lot of people who came to eat here, and there were almost no seats left. When I entered the store, I didn't look at the real face of the shopkeeper, just because she stood in front of the counter with her back to her, and her hands were constantly busy. Chu Ping untied his burden and put his sword on the table next to the door, moved a stool and sat down, raised his hand to greet the shopkeeper: "Shopkeeper, I'm tired of a little bit, please prepare some wine and food for me, and send it over to fill my stomach!"

The shopkeeper replied: "Okay! Guest, please wait, the food and wine will be here soon!"

Hearing the voice, Chu Ping couldn't help but be stunned, only then did he notice that the shopkeeper turned out to be a middle-aged woman, and couldn't help but turn around and look over, only to see that she was about forty years old, her face was delicate and delicate, her skin was white and shiny, and there were no obvious wrinkles on her face. Wearing a light white light shirt with short sleeves, and a light cyan light leno skirt, and a coarse cloth apron of ivory white tied around the waist, he was constantly spreading there. Chu Ping couldn't help but secretly admire: "It seems that when this proprietress was young, she must have been a beautiful woman with outstanding faces!

The work is not big, the proprietress personally served a pot of Huadiao wine and four dishes for Chu Ping, namely: peanuts, fried beans, cold tofu shreds, fried pork liver in sauce, and a plate of dried buns, with some dried fruits, listed neatly in turn, and took a sip of exquisite small wine Gu and a pair of bamboo chopsticks, gently placed them in front of Chu Ping, and said with a smile: "Guest officer, the small shop is small, only these simple small dishes, please use some of them!"

Chu Ping smiled and said, "The shopkeeper is polite, he is not the kind of hypocritical person in the next place, with these, he is already very content!"

The proprietress smiled and said, "Oh! That's good! So, please use it slowly, and the little woman will go to work first!"

Chu Ping raised his hand and saluted: "Okay, shopkeeper, please take care of yourself!" Chu Ping stretched out his hand to take the wine jug, poured a glass of wine, only felt that the wine was fragrant, making people drunk without drinking, picked up the wine glass and tasted it carefully, and involuntarily praised softly: "Well......! Not bad! The wine is fragrant and thick, the entrance is lingering, and the aftertaste is endless, it is really a good wine!" Chu Ping drank by himself, but it was also very comfortable!

I was in the mood for drinking, and suddenly I saw a person, shaking his head and shrugging his shoulders outside into the store, only to see his body more than six feet tall, wearing a parrot green turban, wearing a dark green short-sleeved long shirt, an apricot yellow silk belt around his waist, and a pair of thin blue cloth boots on his feet. Looking at his appearance, I saw that he had purple and yellow skin, a pair of broom eyebrows, a pair of cross-eyed, a pointed nose, small ears, a mouth with teeth, high cheekbones, thin cheeks, arched shoulders, and chicken breasts. With rat eyes and sharp-beaked monkey gills, he is not a good person at first glance. When he came to a table in the corner, he stepped over the stool, sat down with a bang, slapped the table several times, and shouted, "Come on, people! Don't you see anyone coming in to eat? Where are you all dead? Come here quickly!"

"Here, here, here!" The proprietress walked over quickly, smiled reluctantly, and said, "I'm really sorry, this guest officer, I've kept you waiting for a long time!

The man waved his hand and said, "Not busy, not busy!" May I ask this mother (a unique name for the female shopkeeper in some places), what is your last name?"

The proprietress couldn't help but be stunned, and secretly thought to herself: "This person is so strange? Fang just came into the store with a big temper, and now he doesn't order food first, but he wants to ask what my surname is?" ”

The man nodded and said, "Oh! So you're Gan's mother!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone couldn't help but laugh out loud, and laughed to themselves: "No wonder you came to the store so arrogantly?

The proprietress looked around, suddenly felt embarrassed, her cheeks flushed, smiled at this person, and said, "This guest officer, you, why do you have to call the little woman 'godmother'?

The man was puzzled and said, "Didn't you just say that your surname is Gan? Eh (I) don't call you Gan Ma, what do you call you?" When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh again. The man was quite puzzled, stood up with a "pout", and muttered to the four sides, "Laugh...... Is this funny? The shopkeeper's surname is Gan, and we have a big family, of course we want to call her Gan's mother!"

One of them waved his hand and said, "Well, no! You call her 'godmother' yourself, but we won't call her!"

"Yes, we won't scream. Everyone laughed in unison.

This person couldn't help but sulk in his heart, sat down, and said to the proprietress: "E-said Gan Mom, please serve some side dishes to Ecui Xiong, and then bring a pot of better wine, this is enough!"

The proprietress nodded and said, "Okay, officer, please wait a while, I'll go and prepare for you!" As soon as the words came out, she couldn't help but laugh to herself: "Ahem! Bah, what kind of thing is this? Why did I learn from him about Gan's mother? I see that this guy surnamed Cui is not a few years younger than me, where did he come from? How can I have a godson as old as you? What kind of sin have I done in my life? I am really speechless. Thinking, thinking, he shook his head helplessly, turned around and walked towards the back kitchen.

The work is not big, the wine and food have been prepared, the cups, plates and chopsticks are listed properly, and a few words are said to him, and he turned to get busy. Look at this Cui Xiong's eating appearance, it is disgusting. I saw that when he was drinking, he didn't need to spill the cup, he directly took the wine jug to his mouth, and there was a strong "Zi'er, Zi'er" in his mouth. When eating, I don't use chopsticks at all, I just grab it and put it in my mouth, and I keep "chirping" my mouth, which is really unbearable. Chu Ping shook his head helplessly, and said to himself: "Where did this wild man come from?

What's even more unexpected is that after this guy was full of wine and food, the thief looked around, and saw that no one noticed him at all, so he secretly took out a pre-prepared dead cockroach from the inside of his clothes pocket, quietly put it on the plate, and pretended to be shocked and shouted loudly: "Oh! Oh no! I actually eat insects when I eat, how can I get a wow?"

When everyone heard Cui Xiong's call, they all came forward to take a look, and couldn't help but be shocked and said, "Oh my mother......! There's a worm on this plate! Isn't this incredible?"

One of them couldn't help but be surprised: "Good guy! This is too strange, isn't it? I have eaten in this Lu family shop for so many years, but I have never encountered such a thing? This is too surprising?" Then he shouted to the inside: "Boss, Gan Pozi! Come over quickly! Come and see what kind of dish you make? Will you teach the big guys to come to your restaurant to eat in the future?"

When Lu Ganshi heard the shouting, he hurriedly ran out of it, and when he looked closer, he couldn't help but be stunned: "Oh my God!

Cui Xiong slammed the table and shouted angrily: "Hmph! What do you say is going on? Cui Xiong came to your shop to spend money on food, but unexpectedly ate a worm, which is still disgusting? What do you say about this?"

Lu Ganshi simply didn't cry or laugh, and apologized vigorously: "Oh! I said this guest officer, all of this is all the little woman's right, please don't be angry anymore, okay? According to the little woman, this meal, even if we invite you, please raise your noble hand and let us go, okay?"

Unexpectedly, this guy had to "reason" and was unforgiving, so he slammed the table and shouted angrily: "Hmph! There is no such cheap thing! I am still disgusted by you, how can you do it like this? No! You have to pay the amount of money today!"

Lu Ganshi almost didn't cry, and said again and again: "Oh, I said this uncle! Please raise your noble hand and let us go? We orphans and widows are not easy to open such a small shop, and at the end of the day, we can't make a few small dollars, so you can let us go?"

Cui Xiong slapped the table and shouted angrily: "No! you have to pay the amount of money today!"

Most of the people present were Gan Pozi's neighbors, and now when they saw her being harassed, how could they sit idly by, and they all stepped forward to accuse Cui Xiong: "Hey! Don't be unforgiving to you, kid? Even if you eat worms, they won't be able to kill you at all, so give you a gift and apologize, won't it be over?" What money will you lose?"

Unexpectedly, this Cui Xiong was still in an arrogant and domineering posture, and shouted loudly: "What are you doing? What are you doing because there are many people, and you are bullying a foreigner? Besides, this is a matter between E and her, and what does it have to do with you? You don't have to worry about salty radishes here!" He turned his head and said to Lu Ganshi: "Don't grind and chirp, hurry up and lose money, and you are still in a hurry!"

Seeing that he was so "reasonable" and unforgiving, Lu Ganshi couldn't help but cry loudly. She didn't stop crying, only to see a person coming out of the back room.

I don't know who it is?